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The Tragic Roundabout.
04/10/12 7:39:43
Sixty, shades and grey
03/10/12 12:54:22
We dry any car.com.
28/09/12 19:00:10
Yes, 1000 smurfs died to make this outfit, but it looks fabulous.
28/09/12 11:41:11
Not as happy as they seam.
26/09/12 11:45:14
"And as the mother clown enters the nest, the clown chicks open their mouths in anticipation of a custard pie"
26/09/12 7:26:11
Curb Trawler.
25/09/12 11:03:43
The bottom line.
24/09/12 11:00:42
Multiplication tables.
21/09/12 11:10:50
Shirley Bathey
17/09/12 19:00:26
Paper, Scissors,.....SHARK
16/09/12 19:01:59
Ground Coffee
15/09/12 7:17:27
Good guise, bad guise.
13/09/12 19:00:32
"Yes boss, I'm with the drugs mule. I'm just not sure it was a good idea to make him swallow 50 kilos of smack..."
12/09/12 7:53:46
Wild Bill Hiccup.
06/09/12 11:17:52
Scuba diva
04/09/12 19:00:21
Fine Dining.
03/09/12 19:00:11
"Darling I'd love to have your mother over to stay but we haven't got enough seats."
03/09/12 11:01:55
A step in the light direction.
02/09/12 11:04:04
PG Trips.
01/09/12 11:04:33
We live longer in Nuneaten.
31/08/12 11:08:15
Who said size was irrelephant?
29/08/12 19:20:35
"No .. woman, no pie"!
29/08/12 12:58:45
Corn on the Knob.
29/08/12 7:01:30
Squirty Harry
20/08/12 7:13:03
"Isn't the weather lovely in Dune?"
16/08/12 11:00:34
"I think I've been stitched up."
10/08/12 19:00:08
Some of you may have noticed a slight increase in postage costs earlier in the year. This was to cover essential infrastructure updates.
08/08/12 20:35:22
Fruit pastels
08/08/12 10:00:28
There's no such thing as an ugly millionaire.
26/07/12 10:02:40
Towed in the hole
21/07/12 19:00:13
Officer Dribble
21/07/12 10:12:51
Huge Heffer.
20/07/12 10:12:49
He denied fingering A minor in a G string.
17/07/12 10:01:11
"Grandad, that's the last time I'm patching her up, remember, take your sodding teeth out first."
13/07/12 19:09:52
"So, officer, why do you think the killer has OCD?"
11/07/12 19:10:09
The Krapton Factor
11/07/12 10:08:57
Kama Kasis
09/07/12 19:18:06
W.C. Fields
09/07/12 19:17:14
Note to chavs- never try to remove wheel trims from a moving vehicle.
08/07/12 10:00:43
She always was full of herself.
05/07/12 19:00:56
Cheese on coast.
03/07/12 10:35:53
He who stares bins
01/07/12 10:00:28
Guinesstrone
25/06/12 19:15:25
Rather than swim the channel, Dave thought it would be easier to take the tunnel.
20/06/12 13:18:41
Found: cat, black and white, 7lbs, three meter circumference.
19/06/12 10:01:17
Read It and Sweep.
16/06/12 19:14:11
Driving Under the Influence of Calpol.
14/06/12 10:00:25
Close Encounters Of The Thora Hird Kind.
11/06/12 19:02:54
Bucket and splayed.
11/06/12 10:39:04
Kids will do anything to avoid being adopted by Madonna.
10/06/12 19:02:39
Passers-by got a real Eiffel.
08/06/12 19:00:06
Fitness Freak.
06/06/12 10:02:22
He could have made a bolt for the door
02/06/12 19:22:05
It's from your wife,she wants a divorce.
31/05/12 19:05:28
Chilean Minor.
30/05/12 19:01:11
Spanish market exposes Basque Seperate tits.
27/05/12 10:07:58
Park and Fried.
26/05/12 19:01:08
"Don't panic sis, I said 'insect.'"
25/05/12 10:07:36
So, there really is a Fashion Police?
17/05/12 19:00:45
"Mum, I think I've soiled myself."
14/05/12 10:50:53
Berried Alive
13/05/12 19:08:09
Jam Pact.
13/05/12 19:00:45
Not to be confused with the 'I love Ewe' shop in Aberystwyth.
08/05/12 19:00:13
As Simon coldly watched Daphne plunge over the cliff to certain death, he suddenly realised the seriousness of his situation. she had the cigarette lighter.
07/05/12 19:48:19
Ken could not escape from his nightmayor
06/05/12 19:00:39
It came from Outer London.
06/05/12 19:00:31
Walls have gears.
05/05/12 19:02:38
After 10 years of listening to his nonsensical rhymes, Dusty Bin could take it no longer and ate Ted Rogers.
04/05/12 19:24:59
On the piste.
30/04/12 19:00:16
Camel Tow.
29/04/12 10:00:06
Trev was a one woman man who firmly believed in mahogany.
27/04/12 19:33:31
"My other car is a Porch."
23/04/12 10:40:51
"What gear were you in?""Well I had that little black dress on and my high heels."
23/04/12 10:26:33
In a glass of his own
22/04/12 19:08:23
Disabled driver
21/04/12 11:56:37
Staring at defeat.
19/04/12 19:04:17
It's that time of the month again.
18/04/12 19:00:54
Gorilla's in the Miss.
18/04/12 19:00:22
Johnny lost 2 fingers and a thumb fingering a bunch of fans after his show.
17/04/12 19:05:52
It's a sex life Jim, but not as we know it.
15/04/12 10:02:23
Proceed with a caution.
08/04/12 19:16:58
Women
02/04/12 10:12:08
'...recalculating...'
28/03/12 10:03:38
Klaus the German sports fan stakes his place at the finishing line to the 2012 Olympics marathon race.
22/03/12 11:15:31
Well, Gentlemen, I think that proves conclusively that the way to a man's heart is NOT through his stomach
17/03/12 20:10:17
John thought passing along the side of the car was the best option, whilst the rest of his team mates went over the top.
16/03/12 20:28:14
I hate to complain but I think you overcharged me.
15/03/12 11:20:38
Tim waits for snow man
02/03/12 20:27:01
Fruits of the Forest.
22/02/12 11:29:33
Sue was B side herself.
19/02/12 11:56:17
£50
"Hello madam, sorry to interrupt your sleep, but I'm from the Jehovah's witnesses."
07/02/12 14:53:25
pedal bin
02/02/12 11:05:15
The relationship was doomed due to the huge language barrier.
27/01/12 11:19:21
Blood Vessel.
22/01/12 11:30:24
"Drinking lots never harmed me!" says Dave, 24 from Clapham.
10/01/12 12:28:13
"To infancy and beyond!"
09/01/12 11:54:31
"Is it OK or Hello?""Neither, it's The bloody Sun."
07/01/12 20:13:15
Minor surgery
06/01/12 22:56:03
Farmer Sutra
05/01/12 11:45:49