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Tom bought it at a car boat sail.
21/04/14 8:55:15
It was a 'Marriage of Convenience'
06/04/14 11:30:55
🎵 "I want to break tree..." 🎵
02/04/14 11:00:07
"You know, I still don't think he's done yet."
01/04/14 19:00:57
The Cloned Ranger.
25/03/14 8:00:08
Big cats don't care about best-before dates.
23/03/14 12:09:59
Love Hertz.
19/03/14 20:00:11
Orville and Dean
08/03/14 13:17:23
He normally prefers having a tinkle on the ivories.
02/03/14 13:36:15
" How will I recognise you amongst all these other Zombies? " " Don't worry love, I'll keep an eye out for you "
15/02/14 10:22:00
"Ok, so it's a funeral and not mud wrestling, just smile, keep bowing and walk slowly backwards and hopefully no one will notice."
10/02/14 12:21:07
Why you shouldn't fart if you wear a colostomy bag.
09/02/14 12:01:14
"Now, where did I leave those memory foam mattresses?"
07/02/14 8:02:24
So that's how they make the orange ones.
06/02/14 10:21:15
My wife's the same. She always covers herself when she's changing too.
31/01/14 8:05:20
Volty Towers
27/01/14 12:16:00
3D televisons @ knockdown prices.
25/01/14 12:00:11
Nothing would keep Tom from diving today, not even a massive flare-up of his haemorrhoids.
21/01/14 8:00:17
John the Baptits.
12/01/14 9:15:04
Rudepics Cube.
06/01/14 8:07:04
"...and for how long have you been having problems with bubble vision Sandra?"
31/12/13 12:00:10
Dave loses his head and throws a wobbly.
29/12/13 8:43:36
Daves thoughts had desserted him.
29/12/13 8:19:49
ribbit hutch
18/12/13 12:00:16
Online Grooming
09/12/13 21:05:22
Shrunken Goodhew.
05/12/13 8:24:54
"...so take my advice, don't always think you can beat those tube train doors when they start to close"
05/12/13 8:02:41
Security firm 'Immort Alarms' need a new company sign writer.
03/12/13 12:47:11
No you fool, I wanted a PRAWN Salad.
21/11/13 20:02:02
After a recent sex change operation, Gordon just couldn't leave it alone.
21/11/13 8:35:13
"Take it easy Bellboy, I only asked you to take my luggage upstairs."
14/11/13 9:24:20
Buck rogers.
03/11/13 20:00:08
The Showering Inferno.
31/10/13 8:00:17
Gran Canaria.
17/09/13 19:12:40
As if by magic....the shopkeeper appeared
14/09/13 11:25:09
Turf war breaks out between rival biker gangs
08/09/13 11:00:08
PG Tipsy.
02/09/13 19:02:52
Drunkey
02/09/13 19:00:42
Ironside was inclined to visit Lacoste
01/09/13 7:40:11
Older... Budweiser
31/08/13 7:04:14
Spaghetti Bollocknese
30/08/13 19:00:08
Ales from the Crypt.
24/08/13 7:35:21
Jake often wore that puzzled look.
16/08/13 7:02:21
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15/08/13 12:14:15
Craving Ryan's Privates
13/08/13 19:05:47
"Doc- be honest, what are my chances?"
07/08/13 7:12:10
Mod-life crisis
21/07/13 8:05:15
"Ah.... Levitation... You have learned well grasshopper!"
12/07/13 7:51:30
We should have brought shorts.Nah, beer 'll do.
10/07/13 19:19:01
In an effort to win back dwindling audiences, Crimewatch UK are now doing police re-inactments through the concept of dance
20/06/13 11:09:17
Club 18-30 stones.
18/06/13 7:25:37
"I use Head and Smoulders."
17/06/13 19:09:02
"You can fuck off with that fiddle, I'm not jumping over the Moon tonight"
17/06/13 11:04:16
Humpty Dumpty sat on a firewall.
16/06/13 19:23:01
It could be ewe.
15/06/13 11:00:59
Peek-a-boob.
13/06/13 7:02:17
Jobcentre Plus reviewing his Inca-pacity Benefit.
12/06/13 7:18:06
Ingrid Jones and the Temple of Flume
12/06/13 7:13:06
I think you dropped your cigarette love. And set fire to the hillside by the look of it.
11/06/13 19:02:49
"Don't make me draw my gun."
11/06/13 7:38:28
05/06/13 19:00:09
Pick it, lick it, roll it and flick it.
05/06/13 11:07:10
Backseat divers.
02/06/13 19:00:20
Convenience food
01/06/13 8:09:12
Some people don't like to walk under a bladder.
29/05/13 19:53:17
*Thinks* "Damn- why do I always get the Dalek with the wonky wheel?"
14/05/13 11:45:24
Ground Forces
13/05/13 11:05:35
Alas, Geppetto died before he could finish work on Pinocchio's girlfriend.
11/05/13 12:30:30
"Smile Hitler."
05/05/13 19:17:35
Slumdog Pillionaires
01/05/13 7:40:51
...and then take the Tube from the Elephant and Asshole
25/04/13 19:00:48
"Bejesus, I could do with a pint- my horse just came in fifth."
25/04/13 7:00:43
This is a Nun-Smoking area
25/04/13 7:00:11
Post-it Traumatic Stress Disorder
24/04/13 7:02:06
Guide Dogs for the Colour Blind.
21/04/13 19:05:52
"Bloody hell Marjorie, look at the Stretch marks on those horses!"
18/04/13 7:06:24
Rear view mirror
18/04/13 7:04:45
"...slowly, and surely, they drew their plans against us."
17/04/13 19:03:47
To boldly row, where no man has rowed before
14/04/13 19:03:05
Sundae Trading
14/04/13 7:35:26
"Cone-ichiwa!"
14/04/13 7:00:43
World War 2, France, a captured airman is made to prove his nationality with the 'Can Can' test.
12/04/13 19:51:44
May contain traces of nuts
09/04/13 11:00:14
" Are you sitting comfortably? well I'll begin, "Once upon a time, a long, long while ago in a far off land, there lived a little girl called Beatrix Potter.."
07/04/13 12:08:16
and they lived happily ever after to a ripe old age.
04/04/13 11:00:32
Sex a peel.
04/04/13 11:00:19
Is it a Toyota Crayola?
04/04/13 7:01:16
"Play your cards right and you may also have me for receiving swollen goods later."
03/04/13 11:33:50
It was quiet. Too quiet... I should have seen the signs.
02/04/13 11:00:59
"We're gonna need a bigger catapult."
30/03/13 20:02:31
After the Fingerbobs millions dried up, Fingermouse put his sister on the game.
30/03/13 12:04:24
And I thought Jesus was against women getting stoned.
24/03/13 14:13:51
Dave came 1st in the fancy dress competition...The jammy c**t.
22/03/13 20:01:38
No doubt about it, it was an ugly baby
18/03/13 20:08:23
Police believe they have discovered the body of Shoregar
18/03/13 8:11:45
Santa develops Turret's Syndrome.
14/03/13 12:03:34
Gran Theft Auto.
12/03/13 12:00:10
A New Edition to the Family
10/03/13 20:06:20
Richard had a head for tights.
08/03/13 12:50:03
That Spray Tan..really works..
02/03/13 8:10:07
creative 
