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Tony Edwards Vote score: 42619Tony Edwards

The Tragic Roundabout.

04/10/12 7:39:43

Mark England Vote score: 24078Mark England

Sixty, shades and grey

03/10/12 12:54:22

Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

We dry any car.com.

28/09/12 19:00:10

Oli Blackwell Vote score: 834Oli Blackwell

Yes, 1000 smurfs died to make this outfit, but it looks fabulous.

28/09/12 11:41:11

Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6766Tosser Wivlov

Not as happy as they seam.

26/09/12 11:45:14

Mark England Vote score: 24078Mark England

"And as the mother clown enters the nest, the clown chicks open their mouths in anticipation of a custard pie"

26/09/12 7:26:11

Pablo Cabello Vote score: 4604Pablo Cabello

Curb Trawler.

25/09/12 11:03:43

Tony Busby Vote score: 2069Tony Busby

The bottom line.

24/09/12 11:00:42

John  Glover Vote score: 23223John Glover

Multiplication tables.

21/09/12 11:10:50

Smuldo Vote score: 11761Smuldo

Shirley Bathey

17/09/12 19:00:26

Ian Sanderson Vote score: 1468Ian Sanderson

Paper, Scissors,.....SHARK

16/09/12 19:01:59

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

Ground Coffee

15/09/12 7:17:27

Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Good guise, bad guise.

13/09/12 19:00:32

Tony Busby Vote score: 2069Tony Busby

"Yes boss, I'm with the drugs mule. I'm just not sure it was a good idea to make him swallow 50 kilos of smack..."

12/09/12 7:53:46

F Mackay Vote score: 24530F Mackay

Wild Bill Hiccup.

06/09/12 11:17:52

Tony Busby Vote score: 2069Tony Busby

Scuba diva

04/09/12 19:00:21

Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

Fine Dining.

03/09/12 19:00:11

Paul Woolley Vote score: 3440Paul Woolley

"Darling I'd love to have your mother over to stay but we haven't got enough seats."

03/09/12 11:01:55

Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

A step in the light direction.

02/09/12 11:04:04

Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

PG Trips.

01/09/12 11:04:33

Tony Busby Vote score: 2069Tony Busby

We live longer in Nuneaten.

31/08/12 11:08:15

Rachael Ozimek Vote score: 535Rachael Ozimek

Who said size was irrelephant?

29/08/12 19:20:35

Austin Marry Vote score: 1762Austin Marry

"No .. woman, no pie"!

29/08/12 12:58:45

Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

Corn on the Knob.

29/08/12 7:01:30

Mark England Vote score: 24078Mark England

Squirty Harry

20/08/12 7:13:03

Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

"Isn't the weather lovely in Dune?"

16/08/12 11:00:34

Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

"I think I've been stitched up."

10/08/12 19:00:08

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

Some of you may have noticed a slight increase in postage costs earlier in the year. This was to cover essential infrastructure updates.

08/08/12 20:35:22

Ken Stapleton Vote score: 1589Ken Stapleton

Fruit pastels

08/08/12 10:00:28

Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3528Ian Mclaren

There's no such thing as an ugly millionaire.

26/07/12 10:02:40

Ken Stapleton Vote score: 1589Ken Stapleton

Towed in the hole

21/07/12 19:00:13

David Devine Vote score: 1725David Devine

Officer Dribble

21/07/12 10:12:51

Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

Huge Heffer.

20/07/12 10:12:49

Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

He denied fingering A minor in a G string.

17/07/12 10:01:11

John  Glover Vote score: 23223John Glover

"Grandad, that's the last time I'm patching her up, remember, take your sodding teeth out first."

13/07/12 19:09:52

Mark Cowling Vote score: 3057Mark Cowling

"So, officer, why do you think the killer has OCD?"

11/07/12 19:10:09

Lisa Nelson Vote score: 1100Lisa Nelson

The Krapton Factor

11/07/12 10:08:57

John  Glover Vote score: 23223John Glover

Kama Kasis

09/07/12 19:18:06

Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

W.C. Fields

09/07/12 19:17:14

Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

Note to chavs- never try to remove wheel trims from a moving vehicle.

08/07/12 10:00:43

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 16223Neil Mackenzie

She always was full of herself.

05/07/12 19:00:56

Tony Edwards Vote score: 42619Tony Edwards

Cheese on coast.

03/07/12 10:35:53

Ken Stapleton Vote score: 1589Ken Stapleton

He who stares bins

01/07/12 10:00:28

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

Guinesstrone

25/06/12 19:15:25

D C Vote score: 2691D C

Rather than swim the channel, Dave thought it would be easier to take the tunnel.

20/06/12 13:18:41

Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

Found: cat, black and white, 7lbs, three meter circumference.

19/06/12 10:01:17

Tony Edwards Vote score: 42619Tony Edwards

Read It and Sweep.

16/06/12 19:14:11

F Mackay Vote score: 24530F Mackay

Driving Under the Influence of Calpol.

14/06/12 10:00:25

Shandonbelle Vote score: 2755Shandonbelle

Close Encounters Of The Thora Hird Kind.

11/06/12 19:02:54

Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Bucket and splayed.

11/06/12 10:39:04

Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

Kids will do anything to avoid being adopted by Madonna.

10/06/12 19:02:39

Paul M Vote score: 57Paul M

Passers-by got a real Eiffel.

08/06/12 19:00:06

Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

Fitness Freak.

06/06/12 10:02:22

Dave Devine Vote score: 1725Dave Devine

He could have made a bolt for the door

02/06/12 19:22:05

Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3528Ian Mclaren

It's from your wife,she wants a divorce.

31/05/12 19:05:28

F Mackay Vote score: 24530F Mackay

Chilean Minor.

30/05/12 19:01:11

Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 2997Lee Hauxwell

Spanish market exposes Basque Seperate tits.

27/05/12 10:07:58

Tony Edwards Vote score: 42619Tony Edwards

Park and Fried.

26/05/12 19:01:08

Ian Skelding Vote score: 35220Ian Skelding

"Don't panic sis, I said 'insect.'"

25/05/12 10:07:36

Rob Falconer Vote score: 3359Rob Falconer

So, there really is a Fashion Police?

17/05/12 19:00:45

Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Mum, I think I've soiled myself."

14/05/12 10:50:53

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 16357Hercules Rockefeller

Berried Alive

13/05/12 19:08:09

Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

Jam Pact.

13/05/12 19:00:45

Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

Not to be confused with the 'I love Ewe' shop in Aberystwyth.

08/05/12 19:00:13

John  Glover Vote score: 23223John Glover

As Simon coldly watched Daphne plunge over the cliff to certain death, he suddenly realised the seriousness of his situation. she had the cigarette lighter.

07/05/12 19:48:19

Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6766Tosser Wivlov

Ken could not escape from his nightmayor

06/05/12 19:00:39

Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

It came from Outer London.

06/05/12 19:00:31

Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3528Ian Mclaren

Walls have gears.

05/05/12 19:02:38

F Mackay Vote score: 24530F Mackay

After 10 years of listening to his nonsensical rhymes, Dusty Bin could take it no longer and ate Ted Rogers.

04/05/12 19:24:59

Suzanne Brooks Vote score: 729Suzanne Brooks

On the piste.

30/04/12 19:00:16

Steve  Fosbraey Vote score: 1682Steve Fosbraey

Camel Tow.

29/04/12 10:00:06

Mr. Toad Vote score: 2088Mr. Toad

Trev was a one woman man who firmly believed in mahogany.

27/04/12 19:33:31

Pablo Cabello Vote score: 4604Pablo Cabello

"My other car is a Porch."

23/04/12 10:40:51

Suzanne Brooks Vote score: 729Suzanne Brooks

"What gear were you in?"
"Well I had that little black dress on and my high heels."

23/04/12 10:26:33

Rank Outscriber Vote score: 396Rank Outscriber

In a glass of his own

22/04/12 19:08:23

Rob Falconer Vote score: 3359Rob Falconer

Disabled driver

21/04/12 11:56:37

Pablo Cabello Vote score: 4604Pablo Cabello

Staring at defeat.

19/04/12 19:04:17

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 16223Neil Mackenzie

It's that time of the month again.

18/04/12 19:00:54

F Mackay Vote score: 24530F Mackay

Gorilla's in the Miss.

18/04/12 19:00:22

Roley Martin Vote score: 1864Roley Martin

Johnny lost 2 fingers and a thumb fingering a bunch of fans after his show.

17/04/12 19:05:52

Ethelia Fotherington-Smythe Vote score: 2744Ethelia Fotherington-Smythe

It's a sex life Jim, but not as we know it.

15/04/12 10:02:23

Tony Edwards Vote score: 42619Tony Edwards

Proceed with a caution.

08/04/12 19:16:58

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 16223Neil Mackenzie

Women

02/04/12 10:12:08

Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

'...recalculating...'

28/03/12 10:03:38

Joe T Vote score: 3133Joe T

Klaus the German sports fan stakes his place at the finishing line to the 2012 Olympics marathon race.

22/03/12 11:15:31

Rob Falconer Vote score: 3359Rob Falconer

Well, Gentlemen, I think that proves conclusively that the way to a man's heart is NOT through his stomach

17/03/12 20:10:17

John  Glover Vote score: 23223John Glover

John thought passing along the side of the car was the best option, whilst the rest of his team mates went over the top.

16/03/12 20:28:14

Steve Hann Vote score: 1082Steve Hann

I hate to complain but I think you overcharged me.

15/03/12 11:20:38

Joe T Vote score: 3133Joe T

Tim waits for snow man

02/03/12 20:27:01

Tony Edwards Vote score: 42619Tony Edwards

Fruits of the Forest.

22/02/12 11:29:33

Ian Skelding Vote score: 35220Ian Skelding

Sue was B side herself.

19/02/12 11:56:17

John  Glover Vote score: 23223John Glover

£50

"Hello madam, sorry to interrupt your sleep, but I'm from the Jehovah's witnesses."

07/02/12 14:53:25

Suzanne Brooks Vote score: 729Suzanne Brooks

pedal bin

02/02/12 11:05:15

Steve Hann Vote score: 1082Steve Hann

The relationship was doomed due to the huge language barrier.

27/01/12 11:19:21

Tony Edwards Vote score: 42619Tony Edwards

Blood Vessel.

22/01/12 11:30:24

Paul Woolley Vote score: 3440Paul Woolley

"Drinking lots never harmed me!" says Dave, 24 from Clapham.

10/01/12 12:28:13

Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

"To infancy and beyond!"

09/01/12 11:54:31

Ian Skelding Vote score: 35220Ian Skelding

"Is it OK or Hello?"
"Neither, it's The bloody Sun."

07/01/12 20:13:15

Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

Minor surgery

06/01/12 22:56:03

Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3481Stephen Paterson

Farmer Sutra

05/01/12 11:45:49

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