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"Penelope, I know its not the ideal time or place to ask you this, and I certainly wouldnt want to put you under any undue pressure, but weve been living together now for well over eighteen years... so therefore I was wondering if youd do me the great
"Penelope, I know its not the ideal time or place to ask you this, and I certainly wouldnt want to put you under any undue pressure, but weve been living together now for well over eighteen years... so therefore I was wondering if youd do me the great photo | portfolio
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Ron  Allan Vote score: 5462Ron Allan

"Penelope, I know it's not the ideal time or place to ask you this, and I certainly wouldn't want to put you under any undue pressure, but we've been living together now for well over eighteen years... so therefore I was wondering if you'd do me the great honour of agreeing to be my wife?"

"Well, Geoffrey, I can't deny that standing there in your Ninja Turtle T-shirt and Foster Grants has got me a little moist in the lower garments, and it must be said that anyone who books a weekend Roller-Surfing in Vietnam just to impress his intended has my complete respect...and of course I do fully admire a man who can allow foreign infants to insert soft fruit up his jacksie without blinking an eye, but, even with all this being said Geoffrey, in the eyes of the law, I'm still your Mother"

16/06/14 12:21:41

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30604Tony Edwards

"If this kid doesn't stop prodding me in the backside with a banana, I'll give him a bunch of Fyffes."

16/06/14 11:04:45

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6082Glyn Evans

They'd been going steady for some time.

16/06/14 12:04:26

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30604Tony Edwards

Bananadrama.

16/06/14 11:12:52

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4090Lucky Elperro

The boy from Del Monte he said, hahaha hahahahaha hahahaha

16/06/14 12:24:03

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9804Neil Mackenzie

Oh Darling I'm so pleased you told me that Bananas help overcome depression due to their high levels of tryptophan, which is converted into serotonin -- the happy-mood brain neurotransmitter.
I'm so pleased it's cured your depression but you're meant to take them orally not use them as a suppository.

16/06/14 12:00:20

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4090Lucky Elperro

From the very off, Lara had misgivings about marrying David Walliams.

16/06/14 12:26:25

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19961John Llamas

"Rachel, thank god you persuaded me to book 'full board'."

16/06/14 11:01:47

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

“Darling, you forgot to bring the iron.”

16/06/14 11:00:06

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19875John Glover

"You spin me, and yes I'll knock the banana out of his hand, but are you sure they will provided us with a water tank on Britain's got talent?"

16/06/14 11:18:30

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19875John Glover

"This is such a stupid idea Kevin, you know I'm terrified of bananas."

16/06/14 11:09:49

 
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