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	"MOSES, YOU IDIOT!" sigh "You just can't get the staff." 30/06/21 20:02:38	13

	This attempt to sneak in another cat photo is prosthetic. 30/06/21 12:00:34	13

	"Oh my goodness, Gary, he's only gone and blown it!" 22/06/21 20:01:33	13

	When you rely far too heavily on caption.me for your income. 11/06/21 20:00:10	3 13
Didn't realise you were Scottish Glyn --Mr Dome
	lol One's a symbol of peace throughout the Western world and the other's an incontinent, parasitic nuisance. 24/05/21 20:01:05	1 13
Yeah, the Pope's alright, however that Dove paedophile scandal and cover up made me think twice about using that particular bird as a symbol of peace. You wouldn't know which doves you're wearing are paedophiles and which aren't, however I sho... --Glyn Evans
	"Look, look, look, this is where the secret agents drop Novichok in his tea!" 25/04/21 8:00:21	13

	Hit and runny 14/04/21 8:00:13	13

	creative 'Sir Walter, one was about to ask what one does on a tedious journey back from the New World with nothing but potatoes and a quill for company?' 10/03/21 20:00:08	1 13
One may not want to eat those. --Willie Johnson
	"So... it got stung by a scorpion fish and there's literally only one way to get the poison out?" "Yep." 02/03/21 12:52:52	13

	Hop tub 30/01/21 8:00:31	13

	Turner and Smooch 20/01/21 12:00:20	13

	"Ok madam. Take your time. Now then, which one of these monstrous perverts caught a glimpse of your ankle?" 19/01/21 8:00:12	13

	Due to a recent spate of shoplifting, all customers were closely monitored. 20/12/20 20:00:22	13

	Gulliver 19/12/20 12:00:11	7 13
This is the Mersey Glyn. She's a Liver bird. --Karyn Harrison
	"Migrate? Migrate?" "Yes, you're great. Now shut up!" 18/11/20 20:26:06	13

	Big wed bus 11/11/20 8:00:06	13

	clever Orchestral Manoeuvres with a Shark. 22/10/20 12:06:14	1 13

	Frankie Goes to Hobbycraft 28/09/20 20:01:03	13

	'You have successfully booked your haircut appointment.' 24/09/20 12:10:58	13

	"Can you tell me the quickest way to the loo, please?" "Are you walking or driving?" "Walking." "It's quicker if you drive." 20/09/20 8:04:47	3 13
"Are you walking or driving?" "Skipping - ðŸŽµ Skip, skip, skip to my lou". --Willie Johnson
	That famous scene from The Whining. 19/09/20 20:00:25	1 13
All work and no play makes Jack Russel a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack Russel a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack Russel a dull boy --Glyn Evans
	Up here, Fred could only get a couple of baas on his phone. 17/08/20 8:01:12	2 13
Be even better with "only get one baa", I reckon. --Molly R
	When you have no actual friends and overcompensate. 02/08/20 8:32:05	13

	Gullato 12/04/24 8:38:19	12

	"Mmmm, cinnamon rolls." 15/03/24 12:01:34	12

	lol "There are days when I look in the mirror and wish I'd not survived the creche." 23/01/24 8:14:39	12

	🎶 Smooth operator 🎶 17/01/24 8:02:14	12

	"I know it's Christmas," tooted Gordon "but eight fucking sherries, Thomas!?" 22/12/23 8:02:25	12

	clever 🎶 You put your left leg in, you put your left leg... Ah, shite. -Pompeii AD 79 23/11/23 20:36:32, edited: 23/11/23 20:40:40, suggested edits	2 12
Was playing with the wording for a Pompeii caption for ages and then when I was happy with it I checked the list and you'd beaten me to it! (Yours is better anyway). Have a vote :) --The Wolf
	"This is where I got laid." 30/10/23 12:07:39	12

	Sole music 27/08/23 12:04:18	12

	They match our Kingsize duvet. 23/08/23 8:01:25	12

	"Mum says I'll grow into it..." 15/08/23 13:09:59	12

	creative Ever since they'd stopped doing 2 for 1 at the Drive-in Movies, people had been trying it on. 13/08/23 8:22:51	2 12

	Meet Crispin, our Head of Produce. 11/07/23 8:07:37	12

	"How did that door come to be up there?" "Well, that's an interesting storey..." 25/06/23 21:20:14	12

	"Look, Sharon, I can't explain irony any more clearly. I'll just have to show you..." 25/05/23 20:00:15	12

	For some reason, Sven's mobile crematorium never really caught on. 17/05/23 8:00:13	12

	"This is where you vomited whiskey and Irn-Bru, Mr McTavish? How fascinating." Rishi began to regret taking his campaign tour to Glasgow. 26/04/23 8:00:23	12

	Later some stools appeared. 28/02/23 8:01:02	12

	"We call him Doug." 26/02/23 12:00:34	12

	Shoes to die for. 25/02/23 20:00:45	12

	Ladies that launch 29/01/23 8:00:16	12

	The Outlaw Josey Scales 21/01/23 12:04:06	12

	clever Uncertaintee 21/01/23 8:00:27	12

	Morrison's Minor 08/01/23 20:00:33	12

	"Gotcha! Now, about the roller skate on my front step... Which of you is Dennis The Menace?" 04/12/22 20:00:19	12

	"And, if you lift the lid, my dear... TA-DAA!" Some days Sally hated being married to a conjurer. 24/08/22 8:00:19	12

	Long Johns Silver 08/08/22 8:01:26	12

	"Jesus, those are big sandals!" "Well, how else did you think I could walk on water?" 01/07/22 20:00:27	12

	Backdraft 21/06/22 20:00:20	12

	clever "Here's a complimentary souvenir of your bleaching, Madam." 12/06/22 12:01:53	12

	Little Mix 17/05/22 12:03:20	12

	"Remind me why we didn't go in your car again, Boris." "Every time I get in it, the doors fall off." 08/05/22 8:02:35	12

	She said 'no' and quickly moved on, thereby dodging a Bullet. 30/04/22 12:00:14	12

	creative Macaféty: The Mystery Cat 13/04/22 20:00:16	12

	I prefer a wine rack. 15/03/22 20:00:22	12

	"Founded in '69." 08/01/22 8:00:49	12

	Blimey! All I caught was a rubber duck! 07/01/22 8:00:09	12

	Little did the children know that the mattresses belonged to Tina from Doncaster and they now had no spring whatsoever. 11/12/21 12:01:13	1 12
Billy was admitted to hospital with 2 broken legs, chlamydia, syphilis, and gonorrhea. --James Lennox
	clever Tonight on Dispatches - has the glass ceiling always stopped women getting ahead? 21/11/21 12:00:48	12

	Carlos had been reported missing but was later found by pure chintz. 20/11/21 21:47:02	12

	Yes, it's the 150,000th Onadventurewithdad photo to appear on caption.me. 31/10/21 8:15:08	2 12
Is that all? --Willie Johnson
	National 'Bring Your Pet Hate to Work Day'. 25/10/21 8:20:06	12

	Magicians: never leave your rabbit in charge of your magic hat. 23/10/21 8:05:45	12

	The Anon sisters suddenly realise they forgot to tick the 'post anonymously' box before submitting a comment. 19/10/21 20:00:49	12

	"Do you have anything for 60 year olds?" "Yes, Madam. The 'Little Book of Caption Tips' is over there, by the slippers." 17/10/21 20:00:20	12

	clever I'm not sure of the exact species but it's definitely not a toucan. 15/10/21 21:30:05	12

	Saint Nickelless 22/09/21 20:00:08	12

	"There's still duck and plum sauce left and you do THAT to the last pancake!?" 24/08/21 20:00:14	12

	From that day onwards, little Boris Johnson vowed never to have a proper haircut ever again. 24/08/21 12:00:12	12

	Top Gull 22/08/21 20:15:25	12

	"Alright, sir. We weighed the truck and want to know exactly where you're hiding the dozen immigrants... Oh. Never mind." 11/08/21 12:00:19	12

	"I didn't like to say anything, so now I just wear two pairs of socks." 22/07/21 20:36:12	12

	"...one more time Mr Smith, how did you come to have a sausage dog up your arse?" 04/07/21 12:04:50	12

	lol Wow! That snake must have bought a lot of car insurance! 14/06/21 12:56:08	12

	Dominic Cummings kept the most shocking revelation until last. 29/05/21 20:00:10	12

	"Snowy, did you eat a fountain pen cartridge again?" 16/05/21 8:09:04	1 12
They are thinking of re naming the dog Stephens. --John Glover
	Vincent really wanted an M&S meal for one, but was too embarrassed to ask. 04/05/21 20:00:14	1 12

	I spent THE BEST afternoon flipping them over. 03/05/21 12:04:54	12

	Radio Goo Goo Ga Ga 13/04/21 8:00:11	12

	Warning: Never use ash from a crematorium on your vegetable plot. 02/04/21 8:01:56	12

	lol 'For goodness sake, Jim! I told you not to take the short-cut through the graveyard with Digger!' 25/03/21 20:00:31	3 12
They went for a shindig --Mr Dome
	"How.. to.. reattach.. car.. aerial..." 21/03/21 8:00:17	3 12
Lol, you're welcome! --Dot Old
	The girls were all set to go on stage, but then they got cold feet. 15/03/21 20:00:12	1 12
Did they have stageflight? --Glyn Evans
	As the OAPs finish their aqua aerobics, they dutifully remove the pubic hairball from the filter. 05/03/21 20:06:29	12

	clever Gina tried everything to take her mind off the horrendous subsidence at the rear of her apartment. 17/02/21 20:00:39	12

	"But can you do Bush?" 01/02/21 20:00:06	12

	When your hallucinogenic cocktail of medication makes your NHS nurse look like Jessica Rabbit. 17/01/21 20:04:51	12

	Later, their al fresco threesome was interrupted by the cops. Wednesday legged it, leaving Fester in the Lurch. 15/01/21 20:04:42	12

	Nobody was prepared for the terrible castanet shortage which followed Brexit. 21/12/20 8:01:25	1 12
That's amazing. It seems obvious that there would be less French fishermen to castanet. --Dave Bryan
	Blue Planet Uncovered features David Attenborough as you've never seen him before. 'After a couple of cans of Monster, he was an absolute animal', said the crew. 13/12/20 20:00:16	12

	"Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir. I thought I saw a banana in your pocket." 01/12/20 12:00:13	1 12

	"Can't a man inspect his privates in peace!?" 03/11/20 22:42:21	12

	My first attempt at glass blowing went completely tits up. 21/08/20 20:00:14	12

	Due to Covid, seating arrangements are up in the air. 21/08/20 8:21:39	12

	Miss Guided Missile 13/08/20 8:07:27	12

	Bad news love. The carwash has furloughed me. 09/08/20 20:00:54	12

	Toast modernism. 21/07/20 13:33:20	12

	lol x2 Next on Channel 4, Escape to the Chateau. 10/07/20 8:08:23	3 12
Think it must've been taken during lockdown. --Karyn Harrison