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Al Overy Vote score: 1618Al Overy

'You have successfully booked your haircut appointment.'

24/09/20 12:10:58

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8753The Wolf

Dear Mr Wibble. We're writing to you in regard to your Tesco delivery order. Unfortunately, the 4 pack of Tesco toilet paper that you ordered is currently out of stock. We have substituted this item with a 9 pack of Andrex Quilted.

24/09/20 12:17:02

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"This increases the cost of your order by £3.75" --Molly R
The Wolf Vote score: 8753The Wolf

“YES! A vote for my caption”

24/09/20 12:00:06

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8753The Wolf

When you're on a Zoom call and realise that you've just caught your mate Dave masturbating...

24/09/20 12:25:18

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23084Ian Skelding

"Rock ... I win."

24/09/20 12:15:33

 
Molly R Vote score: 2155Molly R

"I've finally got my Zoom background to display a knife in my hand!"

24/09/20 12:00:12

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8753The Wolf

Hiya Dave. I'm just messaging to tell you that my Mum can't come over for dinner tonight because she's had a fall and broken her leg in 4 places.

24/09/20 12:09:17

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8753The Wolf

Hi Tom. I'm going to finish work late tonight, so you can go to the pub for an hour if you want? Also, I was going to make us a salad for dinner but because I'll be late, let's just order a Pizza. Oh and Love Island has been cancelled tonight so you can watch football if you want? And I was thinking about what you said last night and yes, I'll try it up the bum.

24/09/20 12:45:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11812Dave Bryan

2050: Covid 19 eradicated at last.

24/09/20 12:11:02

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4549Stu Dent

Yes, she's real.

24/09/20 12:09:48

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4549Stu Dent

Lone worker wins employee of the month for six month running

24/09/20 12:05:59

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1746Karen Oakenfull

Nick has just gained 2 rolling pins and an oven glove on Candy Crush.

24/09/20 12:44:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32660Tony Edwards

"Congratulations, you have won your case against your employer for repetitive strain injury."

24/09/20 12:19:26

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9472Chris Keegan

Dear Mr Brown, due to the condition you have developed I am delighted to inform you that you are now eligible for a reserved seat and you will not have to stand on the tube any longer

24/09/20 12:05:46

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13288Vanessa the Guesser

Javelin throwers still allowed to compete indoors in groups of six.

24/09/20 12:05:03

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11812Dave Bryan

''People in your area are now entitled to a 10% price reduction on our award winning funeral plans.''

24/09/20 12:02:08

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8753The Wolf

It doesn’t matter how much of a bad day you’re having. All is well when your girlfriend sends you a tit pic.

24/09/20 12:00:44

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1883Willie Johnson

When you find out your blind date that just cancelled has more facial hair than you (and a bigger penis).

24/09/20 23:00:56

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11068Neil Mackenzie

With everyone being encouraged to work from home, Dave saved a fortune in rent by living in the office.

24/09/20 22:35:57

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2755Scrijjy Doo

"MIRRORS ARE AWESOME!"

24/09/20 16:59:31

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 212Ellen Duncalf

When you come across the headline that ”Status Quo” have finally stopped playing live and touring.”

24/09/20 13:07:54

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Status Quo actually had a tour for this year but obviously had to cancel!  --The Wolf
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32660Tony Edwards

Nigel finally gets an upgrade from Windows 6.

24/09/20 12:33:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11812Dave Bryan

''The Japanese have surrendered!''

24/09/20 12:23:21

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6983Glyn Evans

Me congratulates himself on another successful board room meeting. No wonder considering that Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon and Anon are all sitting in on it.

24/09/20 12:16:56

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6983Glyn Evans

That guy totally needs to upgrade, doesn't he know that calculators aren't that size any more?

24/09/20 12:13:51

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7110Hercules Rockefeller

"My favorite sports team finally did a positive thing!"

24/09/20 12:04:19

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8753The Wolf

That moment of pure joy when you’re browsing Facebook and find out that your ex is now obese…

24/09/20 12:00:28

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10271Mr Dome

When you post a direct copy of someone else's caption within 24 hours of the original one and it gets voted for

Nod to Thu 12:25:18

26/09/20 18:11:58

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10271Mr Dome

Download the VR app that everyone's raving about 'Stab the mother-in-law'

24/09/20 18:47:17

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 735alexandra ball

Yes! Finally the shops have Detol spray

24/09/20 13:52:01

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 212Ellen Duncalf

The moment when you’re informed that your wedding guest list has to be reduced to just the two of you.”Yeah baby, hi Gav, we are going on that golf holiday.”

24/09/20 12:51:33

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32660Tony Edwards

Joe celebrates winning his first air arm wrestling contest.

24/09/20 12:43:25

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1883Willie Johnson

You've finally finished your long, complicated, well-thought out, brilliant, clever, passionate post. You've edited it just like you want and hit send.
Not pictured: Moments later you notice the fatal flaw.

24/09/20 12:41:44

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Chris Keegan Vote score: 9472Chris Keegan

Congratulations Simon, I am delighted to inform you that yet again you have won employee of the month.

24/09/20 12:00:24

 
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