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Al Overy Vote score: 5952Al Overy

Wow! That snake must have bought a lot of car insurance!

Mon 12:56:08

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 551Tiny Alien

You haven't seen a crazy looking dude with a beard and a wicker basket have you?

Mon 12:42:38

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16873Stephen Bean

"Look into my eyessss. You are all feeling sssssleeeeepeee..."

Mon 12:04:14

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Stephen Bean Vote score: 16873Stephen Bean

"What a charming welcome."

Mon 12:00:14

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4774Crunchy Chords

"Before we begin this, I've always wondered so I must ask you all: Is it, 'Those are some ugly mongooses,' or, 'Those are some ugly mongeese'?"

Mon 14:52:22

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One is a mongoose. More than one are polygoose. --James Lennox
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15094Dave Bryan

''Why are you all staring at me?''

''We are captivated by your striking appearance.''

Mon 12:39:54

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3672Scrijjy Doo

"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE M$THERF$CKING BADGERS ON THIS M$THERF$CKING PLAIN!"

Mon 16:33:13

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 551Tiny Alien

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18!

Mon 12:35:37

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12579The Wolf

"Sorry guys, please don't think I'm about to attack you, I'm only raising up because I'm trying to get a glimpse of that blonde who is sunbathing topless"

Mon 12:52:58

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3228Mark Wilson

"Okay okay, calm down my mistake I thought there was an icecream van at this beach.."

Mon 15:53:40

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5300Lucky Elperro

"Okay quiet at the back. Today we will be studying the Spanish object pronouns".

Mon 13:45:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34121Tony Edwards

"Right you horrible lot, get in line. If you are going to earn your stripes you need to learn some discipline."

Mon 13:04:40

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21656John Glover

"1,2,3,.. phew.4,5,6,..phew.7,8,9 ..phew."
"What's the matter with the snake?"
"Oh, he's a puff adder."

(nod to 12.35.37)

Mon 12:47:39

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25294Ian Skelding

"You can't release him into the wild, he's domesticated."
"He's a Snake, he's hardly going to be attacked by a gang of Mongooses is he? Oh."

Mon 12:15:13

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2030Karen Oakenfull

“Right have you got that lads? Be here this afternoon at 14 hundred hours, split into 2 groups. Group 1 you chase Carrie Johnson, group 2 you frighten the hell out of Merkel.”

Mon 12:14:42

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5952Al Overy

"We don't take kindly to hoodies round here!"

Mon 12:10:30

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11915Neil Mackenzie

I’m a King Cobra.
Looks like you’re going to get Fuc-King eaten to us.

Mon 18:05:54

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3228Mark Wilson

"After 3 you go for his head Dave and the rest of us will take the tail"

Mon 18:00:05

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8608James Lennox

"Look, I'm willing to listen to your grievances, but one at a time please. All at once is just too much to digest."

Mon 12:59:38

 
John Beith Vote score: 158John Beith

"Right lads,which one of you ordered the Snake Bite?"

Mon 12:53:30

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24483Michael Winner

"...and that's why we have to stop these immigrants from coming over here and taking our jobs."

Mon 12:24:58

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That is what a bigoted bunch of self centred morons (myself included from the previous comment) would think when they compare immigrants to "snakes" stealing "their jobs". Paranoid self importance is never a great way to find a job. It's the ... --Glyn Evans
Prakash  Selvam Prakash Selvam

lone warrior

Tue 6:40:10

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3228Mark Wilson

"It's no good we can't play the ladders are missing from the game"

Mon 15:59:37

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8078Glyn Evans

"Where's the rest of the snake pit? I thought snake pit's stuck together?"

Mon 13:48:13

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6789Greg Curtis

"I can't even swallow these odds..."

Mon 13:32:37

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6789Greg Curtis

....[gulp]....

Mon 13:30:01

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6789Greg Curtis

"Okay, got it: ...and nobody blinked."

Mon 13:24:21

 
John Beith Vote score: 158John Beith

The government attend the latest COBRA meeting.

Mon 12:50:03

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5920Karyn Harrison

"Hiss off!"

Mon 12:26:51

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2798Willie Johnson

"I don't have time to explain. You all need to follow me. Let's go."

Mon 12:25:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15094Dave Bryan

''Please go away. I can't hiss when everyone is looking at me.''

Mon 12:24:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16873Stephen Bean

Snakes on a Plage

Mon 12:23:16

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5920Karyn Harrison

"We will fight them on the beaches."

Mon 12:17:04

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5920Karyn Harrison

"Due to the recent increase in cases of the Delta variant I've arranged for this emergency Cobra meeting to be held outdoors."

Mon 12:15:37

 
Molly R Vote score: 2893Molly R

I'm not dancing for you until you comply with social distancing. You must have been talking to Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Mon 12:02:38

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16873Stephen Bean

As the weather improves and beaches get more crowded it's inevitable some people won't get on.

Mon 12:02:13

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16873Stephen Bean

"I'm just passing through guys honest. If you can just direct me to the kaa-zi."

Mon 12:01:09

 
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