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Al Overy Vote score: 5952Al Overy

When you rely far too heavily on caption.me for your income.

11/06/21 20:00:10

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Didn't realise you were Scottish Glyn --Mr Dome
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11845Mr Dome

Will Feral

11/06/21 23:05:53

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12581The Wolf

Tory party conference on 'Levelling up'

"When I hear stories about King's Cross Station in London, I feel so sorry for some people. The other day Penelope was telling me she had to walk past a half naked, filthy, homeless man. Poor Penelope"

11/06/21 20:47:49

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If you want to really level things up, it's not just the Tory party. Go after 'em all.  --Glyn Evans
Tony S Vote score: 2310Tony S

Having watched England win the World Cup in 66 as a young boy Steve said he would never wash again until they win their next tournament.

11/06/21 20:10:36

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16876Stephen Bean

"Get a comb!"

11/06/21 20:12:43

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24483Michael Winner

Hairdressers tell of many horror stories, but few dare talk openly of the time known as 'lockdown hair'.

11/06/21 21:03:17

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21212Troompa Loompa

Proof Elvis is still alive!

11/06/21 20:22:20

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6789Greg Curtis

"He's down on his locks."

12/06/21 5:09:14

 
stone face Vote score: 9791stone face

Bob got banned from boxing, for having a hidden boxing glove, on a spring in his hair.

11/06/21 20:48:17

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7779Vivvy En

Brad used to work in hair commercials. In fact he was quite a big wig.

11/06/21 20:47:42

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12581The Wolf

"Mum, Dad, this is my new boyfriend"

11/06/21 20:09:07

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"For never was a story of more woe, Than this of Juliet and her Hobeo." --Glyn Evans
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16876Stephen Bean

Ratafarian

11/06/21 20:00:07

 
John Beith Vote score: 158John Beith

Most other homeless people had a pet dog,but Dave kept a guinea pig in his hair.

12/06/21 12:45:48

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1266alexandra ball

Ratatoupee

11/06/21 20:42:57

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12581The Wolf

Mental note. When someone asks "Truth or dare?", pick truth.

11/06/21 20:28:22

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15363Vanessa the Guesser

"The name's Bond.. Vaga Bond.."

11/06/21 20:18:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15099Dave Bryan

''I don't have time to use a shampoo and a conditioner......''

11/06/21 20:07:23

 
Tony S Vote score: 2310Tony S

Having searched everywhere Dave couldn't find his pet squirrel.

11/06/21 20:06:48

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25295Ian Skelding

Because you're worth shit.

11/06/21 20:03:49

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5952Al Overy

The fallout from the US election also resulted in Trump's barber losing his job.

11/06/21 20:01:15

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5952Al Overy

Free roadside theatre for tramps criticised as just putting bums on streets.

11/06/21 20:00:33

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2031Karen Oakenfull

Is he or isn’t he?

12/06/21 11:06:38

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6789Greg Curtis

"...NOT going to say anything about your hair. ...bet you're tired of all the teasing."

12/06/21 0:45:47

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 990Charles Gilbert

The Dread-Mullet.

Business just a front and Party was a ways back.

12/06/21 0:40:24

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11845Mr Dome

Well, minus the waistcoat you did a reasonable job. Good luck with your next job, Gareth

11/06/21 23:22:19

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11915Neil Mackenzie

Police had asked him to move on, but she said they were misgendering her, so the Police fucked off sharpish rather than risk ending up in court.

11/06/21 23:21:33

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11915Neil Mackenzie

The birds had flown from his birds nest and a squirrel had moved in.

11/06/21 23:17:55

 
Pip Rae Vote score: 20Pip Rae

It's not as bad as it looks. It doubles as a mop!

11/06/21 23:09:41

 
Pip Rae Vote score: 20Pip Rae

It's not as bad as it looks. It doubles as a mop!

11/06/21 23:09:41

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21656John Glover

Calvin wins Hairdresser of the year competitition, with his back to nature hairstyle, called, 'The Dray'.

11/06/21 22:34:52

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3229Mark Wilson

Rats deserting a stinking shit

11/06/21 21:45:34

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34122Tony Edwards

A rattail hairstyle isn't for everyone.

11/06/21 20:58:03

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21212Troompa Loompa

Donald Tramp

11/06/21 20:41:45

 
Tony S Vote score: 2310Tony S

Dave has spent the last 2 years underground tunneling his way out of the mental asylum he had been locked up in only to surface to find the rest of the world has gone mad.

11/06/21 20:33:37

 
stone face Vote score: 9791stone face

He looks knackered, I think he's just gonna rasta bit.

11/06/21 20:31:34

 
stone face Vote score: 9791stone face

Bob Merely..

11/06/21 20:29:51

 
Tony S Vote score: 2310Tony S

Dress down Friday at the G7 summit.

11/06/21 20:28:04

 
stone face Vote score: 9791stone face

Tats all folks.

11/06/21 20:27:41

 
stone face Vote score: 9791stone face

During covid he was one to dread lock down

11/06/21 20:24:54

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7241C CaMel

Poor bugger, someone’s nicked his swimming pool.

11/06/21 20:24:24

 
Tony S Vote score: 2310Tony S

"So how have things been since you gave your version of accounts at the enquiry Dominic Cummings?"

11/06/21 20:23:56

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8078Glyn Evans

When I see people living on the street, at least people are willing to show them some dignity and respect. I mean, respect's not a social construct to do with money, status or conformity. That's the reason I decided to buy this guy for sex like everyone else does in the business community. Remember it's only ever business, never anything personal.

11/06/21 20:23:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34122Tony Edwards

Sir Ranulph Fiennes prepares for another gruelling expedition.

11/06/21 20:21:42

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7241C CaMel

Never judge a book by it’s cover of Hey Jude.

11/06/21 20:21:02

 
Tony S Vote score: 2310Tony S

"I shall be reporting you to HR if you keep sending me these dirty photos Dave."

11/06/21 20:17:59

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7241C CaMel

How I’m dressed every time I bump into someone from school.

11/06/21 20:15:45

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34122Tony Edwards

Wavy Crockett

11/06/21 20:13:20

 
Mark England Vote score: 18441Mark England

qWiffy

11/06/21 20:06:22

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5577Kenny Ireland

Catweazle.

11/06/21 20:02:48

 
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