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alexandra ball Vote score: 943alexandra ball

Stop looking at those tits!

18/11/20 20:41:53

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I can relate to this caption as I used to go out with a pornithologist.  --Karen Oakenfull
Al Overy Vote score: 3022Al Overy

"Migrate? Migrate?"

"Yes, you're great. Now shut up!"

18/11/20 20:26:06

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10183The Wolf

"I'm sorry love, I was drunk"

"DRUNK? F*CKING DRUNK? IT WAS A PIGEON YOU DIRTY B*STARD. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'RE LIKE. YOU'RE ON THE SOFA TONIGHT. MY MUM WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU"

18/11/20 20:20:20

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It was only a one flight stand --Stu Dent
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 567Ellen Duncalf

”Here we go again, another damn power surge.
Happens every year when it’s the Strictly Finals.”

18/11/20 22:18:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13957Stephen Bean

Angry Bird

18/11/20 20:43:53

 
James Lennox Vote score: 7261James Lennox

"And I'm telling you, I CAN carry a coconut!"

18/11/20 20:10:36

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13957Stephen Bean

"Who the flock do you think you are?!"

18/11/20 20:38:42

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5341Karyn Harrison

"Get your own liquorice!"

18/11/20 20:05:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33189Tony Edwards

Twitter feud

18/11/20 20:02:21

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10183The Wolf

"Ok fine, I'll empty the dishwasher"

18/11/20 20:14:32

 
James Lennox Vote score: 7261James Lennox

Open wide and swallow.

18/11/20 20:02:23

 
Annalise Samuel lapira Vote score: 343Annalise Samuel lapira

He is going to kill us with one stone.....WAKE UP !

19/11/20 11:42:09

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21234John Glover

"Oi! I was sitting there!"

19/11/20 2:24:31

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10879Mr Dome

You're meant to swallow!!

18/11/20 20:57:26

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5341Karyn Harrison

"COCK!"

18/11/20 20:26:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13910Vanessa the Guesser

Down on the nudist beach the birds are getting excited about Black Friday.

18/11/20 20:22:01

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4972Stu Dent

Feather Bluster

18/11/20 20:20:39

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10194Chris Keegan

Tweet as loud you want. we're not listening, accept defeat!

18/11/20 20:08:32

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13957Stephen Bean

"For the last time, I don't swallow. I'm not that kind of bird!"

18/11/20 20:04:01

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Ian Skelding Vote score: 23638Ian Skelding

"You're out of line."

18/11/20 20:02:19

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21234John Glover

"So how come I've got sodding Thrush?"

18/11/20 22:33:51

 
Eric Jones Eric Jones

Ouch got my talons caught in this wire again!

18/11/20 22:09:30

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5513Ron Allan

"If at first you don't suck seed..try and try a grain"
"Shut up"

18/11/20 21:38:18

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3049Scrijjy Doo

"Does this cable make my cloaca look fat?"

18/11/20 21:35:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33189Tony Edwards

🎵 Twist and Shout 🎵

18/11/20 21:02:36

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7021Vivvy En

"Whaddya mean you 'don't fancy flying to South Africa this year'? They're expecting us - 3-2-1 GO!"

18/11/20 20:43:24

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11384Neil Mackenzie

He should of made a swift exit.

18/11/20 20:39:56

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2871GeeDee

Keep your distance!

18/11/20 20:34:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12664Dave Bryan

''I'm hungry. What's for dinner, mum?''

''Stir fly.''

18/11/20 20:29:27

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2150Willie Johnson

"I can't believe you did that! You're not so swift, are you?"

18/11/20 20:26:28

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7340Glyn Evans

"OI! GET AWAY FROM HERE! THIS IS MY CABLE!"
"You're pure wired up today, aren't you?"

18/11/20 20:21:37

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4972Stu Dent

Hen Pecked

18/11/20 20:17:04

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6384Greg Curtis

"...tired of you squawking at me!"

18/11/20 20:17:03

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23638Ian Skelding

"You great tit!"

18/11/20 20:16:00

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10194Chris Keegan

So I told my bird she doesn't suit cords.....

18/11/20 20:13:14

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13910Vanessa the Guesser

They seem to be spoiling for a flight.

18/11/20 20:12:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13957Stephen Bean

"...and don't you dare try to give me another hard pill!"

18/11/20 20:11:00

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3022Al Overy

"Tailwind, my arse! You stink!"

18/11/20 20:06:39

 
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