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Al Overy Vote score: 6852Al Overy

"I didn't like to say anything, so now I just wear two pairs of socks."

22/07/21 20:36:12

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17964Stephen Bean

Taking inspiration from a nursery rhyme, the Department of Housing unveil their new design for affordable homes for old women.

22/07/21 20:00:29

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17964Stephen Bean

"We're determined to track down the owner whoever they might be", said Lilliput's lost property office manager.

22/07/21 20:00:11

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

And that's how Prince Charming got stuck with one of the ugly sisters.

22/07/21 21:19:42

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

Got him, thought Nancy Sinatra.

22/07/21 20:10:52

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 1021Charles Gilbert

"When you asked me if I wanted to feel the worlds longest tongue this is not what I expected."

23/07/21 5:03:38

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

"Hmm, it's a bit tight. Do you have the next size up?"

22/07/21 21:50:20

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That's what he said. --Willie Johnson
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"Actually, I made this for some lady & her many kids."

22/07/21 20:48:28

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3831Scrijjy Doo

Das Boot

23/07/21 4:07:10

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

It’s an order for Mr Sasquatch but he hasn’t called to collect them yeti.

22/07/21 22:45:21

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"It's an order for Mr. Sasquatch yeti hasn't called to collect them."? (*Still voted for it.) --Willie Johnson
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

"That's my boots sorted. Next I'm off to the Durex factory for my special condoms."

22/07/21 20:57:56

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

"No, it's not what I had in mind. Do you have anything in a darker brown with a buckle, maybe?"

22/07/21 20:40:47

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1338alexandra ball

Big foot wuz ere.

22/07/21 20:00:45

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 639Nina Dutton

“I said give 877 employees the boot.”

22/07/21 20:00:44

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

"Your lace or mine."

22/07/21 20:00:18

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4890Crunchy Chords

"There was a mix-up reading the Euro size chart."

23/07/21 15:54:03

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

Jack asked the little lady was the Giant at home?
She told him the Giant had gotten too big for his boots and she’d thrown him out.

23/07/21 5:25:05

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 1021Charles Gilbert

Das boot!

23/07/21 5:05:15

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 1021Charles Gilbert

Honey, I shrunk everything but my boot.

23/07/21 5:01:56

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3831Scrijjy Doo

It's not easy being Shaq's wife.

23/07/21 4:08:04

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 1021Charles Gilbert

...had so many children her uterus fell out.

23/07/21 2:00:29

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5620Kenny Ireland

'It looks like a lot of bover".

22/07/21 23:48:48

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8976James Lennox

"Now, where did I leave the other one?"

22/07/21 21:02:43

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21842John Glover

"That's the wife, she's always messing a boot."

22/07/21 20:56:08

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2091Karen Oakenfull

“Forgive my mate, she gets highly strung.”

22/07/21 20:51:45

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15657Vanessa the Guesser

I guess that's how she gets her kicks.

22/07/21 20:45:51

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

"I don't know why but that extra long tongue seems to attract all the ladies."

22/07/21 20:27:13

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3467Mark Wilson

"You sure that's a size 10?"

22/07/21 20:22:35

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6852Al Overy

When I said I wanted the world's biggest stamp collection...

22/07/21 20:18:27

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"Hopefully this won't be too harsh on Paul's bunions."

22/07/21 20:09:11

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

"This is the biggest boot in the world"
"Cobblers!"

22/07/21 20:08:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17964Stephen Bean

You spoil that Gulliver!

22/07/21 20:07:53

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You spoil that joke, er those two jokes. (*Don't mind me, just havin' some fun.) --Willie Johnson
Al Overy Vote score: 6852Al Overy

"Our giant crocs went snappy!"

22/07/21 20:07:16

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6100Karyn Harrison

"Lot 877. One of a pair of oversized boots, as worn by Elton John in the Ken Russell film 'Tommy'..."

22/07/21 20:03:34

 
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