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Coming of age

17/10/21 19:44:34

I don't get it

17/10/21 19:12:42

"Do you have anything for 60 year olds?"

"Yes, Madam. The 'Little Book of Caption Tips' is over there, by the slippers."

17/10/21 19:00:20

"Hee, hee, have you anything for under 18's?"
"Sure kid, the hankies are over there."

17/10/21 19:05:27

creative

"Yes Sir, the '30s' range, also known as a packet of Craig Davids."

17/10/21 20:14:14

"Thanks for the condoms you sent me for my birthday bruv, I didn't think you knew about that sort of thing?"
"I don't, dad suggested it, it said you stick your prick in em. So I pricked each one to save you the trouble."

17/10/21 23:42:12

Look Dad, packs of birthday badges.

Packs ? Oh brilliant, grab a load.

17/10/21 22:43:47

I always used rubbers to eliminate my mistakes, the older I get the less mistakes I make.

17/10/21 20:40:54

"I'm pretty sure you're supposed to use them Rick, not collect them mate."

17/10/21 20:24:06

We need to sort out the advertising campaign as everytime we tell the youngsters now to take protection on a date they take a f@cking mask.

17/10/21 19:28:46

I could never have eaten that much bubble gum as a teen.

17/10/21 19:04:10