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Frankie Goes to Hobbycraft

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Right Said Thread

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Craftwerk

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Boys-sewn

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"Is there a support act?"
'Frayed knot.'

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Slipknot

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String quintet

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Make That

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Elastic Band

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The Sultans of String

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String orchestra

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If Blue Peter did Glastonbury..

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Opportunity Knots

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Mummyford and Sons rock Edinburgh Festival for fourth year running.

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We used to be a string quartet until that bloody Dave turned up playing with his organ.

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Organisers of The Proms hoped that the inevitable cutbacks wouldn't be too noticeable.

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Voodoo Dolls

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Drunk Yoko Ono asks for tribute to Linen and Macrame.

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And here's tonight's line-up

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Knit one, Purl Jam.

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The instrumental was good but the lead singer is just a high pitched twine.

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The Rolling Stones will be with you shortly.

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Oh gee, it's not even October yet.

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BREAKING NEWS - Hansel & Gretel's family go missing while a ransom note from the Cookie Monster is received by the police.

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National yoyo ban? Figures.

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Threaddie & The Dreamers

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After the hits dried up and a bitter dispute with their manager over royalties, they all committed suicide. Following their final gig at the Village Hall, Great Mitton, the groupie who discovered their bodies claimed they were very well hung.

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Anon and Me like to unwind after a long day with a bit of Cordplay.

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They've always been a close-knit group.

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Thready Macrame and Queen.

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"They were put together on a shoestring budget."

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''I need to make some sewing alterations to the group. Where's the Singer?''

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Louis Armstring and his Knot Five

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An early photo of The Police before String went solo.

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The Effigy Gees

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Do you know what Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain and Amy Winehouse's deaths all have in common?

Yes, they were all mummified.

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They work well together as a band, but individually, they are highly strung.

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The Incredible String Band

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Tyer Straits

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The Spinners

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The Mummies & the Puppets

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Music to help you unwind.

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"Ok lads, let's play some Beetwoven."

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Kenny Ball of String and his Jazzmen

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Stringfellows hires new house band.

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Some of the vocals were a bit ropey, but on the whole, not a bad performance.

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Next up, Was Knot Was perform Shake Your Thread.

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All the right chords but not in the right order

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