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Blimey! All I caught was a rubber duck!
07/01/22 8:00:09
His proposal to Julie didn't go as planned that night after Bill found a better use for the engagement ring.
07/01/22 8:35:27
Dave was celebrating his Guinness Book of Records entry for the world's longest left shoulder
07/01/22 10:52:57
Stoneface, meet Mittens; Mittens... Oh...
07/01/22 8:00:47
As they say in cardiac surgery, 'cold hands, shawarma heart'.
07/01/22 9:51:05
"Hmmmm, I'm gonna lick you and cover you in sauce"Bill's wife was glad to have a day off.
07/01/22 8:19:04
“Excuse me waiter, my kebab is now horizontal.”‘Please make your way to the lifeboats.’
07/01/22 8:15:23
Shish happens
07/01/22 8:05:07
"Stunningly beautiful, searching for you all my life. These are words a girl dreams to hear on a first date Dave""Oh sorry, forgot you were still here Sandra"
07/01/22 8:52:23
“It needs taking off, taken apart and starting again.”“Yeah, he said he was giving his jumper back to his Nan.”
07/01/22 8:08:40
Bet you can't eat three.
07/01/22 8:01:50
It was round three of the Arbitrary Restaurant eating contest and the steaks were getting higher...
07/01/22 8:00:31
"I think I'll try Veganuary next year."
07/01/22 8:00:12