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The Wolf Vote score: 11774The Wolf

Hannibal Lecter's haemorrhoids were a bit disturbing.

02/04/21 8:19:19

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I'm sure there's a few familiar faeces in there too --Mr Dome
Al Overy Vote score: 4774Al Overy

Warning: Never use ash from a crematorium on your vegetable plot.

02/04/21 8:01:56

 
stone face Vote score: 9108stone face

What a sad looking bunch..

02/04/21 8:37:09

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Fruit of the gloom. --Karyn Harrison
C CaMel Vote score: 7031C CaMel

Damsons in distress

02/04/21 8:14:00

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2788Mark Wilson

"We're gonna get eaten" - Grape Expectations

02/04/21 10:30:53

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It was the zest of limes. It was the thirst of wines. --Scrijjy Doo
Tony S Vote score: 1399Tony S

Fruit of the loons

02/04/21 8:13:44

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1468Dot Old

I'm plumfounded by this photo

02/04/21 8:04:54

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 152SnapDragon D

"Up next, after the testicle basket, we see the endgame goal of feminism."

02/04/21 14:41:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33732Tony Edwards

Fruit and nuts

02/04/21 9:57:47

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5627Karyn Harrison

The Grape British Face Off

02/04/21 8:24:50

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7795Glyn Evans

Oompa Loompa Dippity Dee,
This is what happens when you get revolutionary...

Cut-ting off heads is not a nice thing...
The end of Willy Wonka's tyranny we shall bring...
And yet after they're lopped off we continue to sing...

This basket was for Chocolate Easter eggs!

Oompa Loompa...

02/04/21 8:16:27

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5627Karyn Harrison

The Grapes of Wrath

02/04/21 8:10:21

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11705Neil Mackenzie

I tried one that looked like Joe Biden but it was all soft and squishy.

02/04/21 10:16:21

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Sorry Neil, didn't mean to get under your skin. --Willie Johnson
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2534Willie Johnson

Never fall asleep in the bright sun with a plastic bag over your head.

02/04/21 9:13:15

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2534Willie Johnson

You are what you eat? Or you eat what you are? Or you don't eat what you are, because - eww.
I'm confused.

02/04/21 9:08:19

 
stone face Vote score: 9108stone face

They're all very seedy looking.

02/04/21 9:01:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14011Dave Bryan

''I'm bored, guys. Why don't we get stoned?''

02/04/21 8:32:34

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24472Ian Skelding

"Jammy gits."

02/04/21 8:19:45

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24472Ian Skelding

"I've got a crush on you."

02/04/21 8:15:30

 
Tony S Vote score: 1399Tony S

It turned into a mass orgy as they were all a little fruity

02/04/21 8:12:20

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 57Nina Dutton

The harvest of an Eastender's allotment.

02/04/21 8:08:29

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another great one.. Don't sweat it, I think your stuff is funny and original. Not always a vote winning combination round here, from what I've seen.. but hang in there, keep em comin --SnapDragon D
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15597Stephen Bean

The Wicker Men

02/04/21 13:29:06

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21440John Glover

Grape nuts.

02/04/21 12:00:36

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33732Tony Edwards

Basket cases

02/04/21 10:11:02

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7431Vivvy En

"Ah, all plump and fresh-looking. Before you know it they'll be wrinkled old prunes."

02/04/21 9:53:56

 
stone face Vote score: 9108stone face


If you squeeze them they make a little whine.

02/04/21 8:45:04

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5627Karyn Harrison

Ugly fruit

02/04/21 8:29:52

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24472Ian Skelding

Mass berry all

02/04/21 8:22:41

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14728Vanessa the Guesser

Police have been given a description of the missing fruits and their roughages.

02/04/21 8:19:41

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1103alexandra ball

I heard it through the grapevine.

02/04/21 8:16:02

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7931Hercules Rockefeller

"No, dammit, I said I was looking for some heads of cabbage."

02/04/21 8:05:12

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14011Dave Bryan

''I've got this weird feeling that a basket of fruit is looking at me. Am I going plum crazy?''

02/04/21 8:04:26

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4774Al Overy

Head 'n' berried

02/04/21 8:01:34

 
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