"Are you kidding me? NO! You can't have your boomerang back!"

09/01/21 8:00:13

"WTF?!!! That tiddlywink shot was amazing. Where did it go?"

09/01/21 12:51:30

I just can’t stop eating liquorice.

09/01/21 8:19:02

My friend told me that there are two reasons these little deer are dangerous when they charge. Then I bent over to tie my shoelaces and quickly discovered his points.

09/01/21 8:01:13

Remember back in the seventies when everyone had a tv aerial on top of the telly. Well my dad was a taxidermist, and ours was really novel.

09/01/21 8:46:15

"Actually, he works with Satan Claus."

09/01/21 8:03:52

"Being banned from Twitter really gets my goat!"

09/01/21 15:04:54

A ruminant view.

09/01/21 13:29:08

Hey gnu, over ear, I'm horny.

09/01/21 9:56:20

"IT'S A GOAAAALLL!"

09/01/21 8:04:50

Shear jackassery

09/01/21 22:30:47

Trump calls them fake gnus.

09/01/21 18:50:05

"But they're like, cute and cuddly and stuff- why do you want to come back as a deer, Ozzy?"

09/01/21 13:49:03

I could hold that apple longer.

09/01/21 13:27:18

Duelicorn

09/01/21 10:18:31

He's a big fan of heavy metal music.

09/01/21 10:04:02

He must have got in the way when they were painting the touchline

09/01/21 10:01:51

Gnu talking to me

09/01/21 9:39:58

"Ears looking at you, kid."

09/01/21 9:31:49

"Wouldn't it be much easier just to get your GP to burst all of your boils and cysts?"

09/01/21 9:27:54

Did you have to brand me with PAUL VAUSE Photography for one lousy picture?

09/01/21 8:36:53

''Shit! That ball is going to hit me smack in the face.''

09/01/21 8:34:05

"I love watching bikini soccer."

"It makes me really horny."

09/01/21 8:17:59

"And while you're in Boots, get me some of that shampoo for removing green ticks. Thanks."

09/01/21 8:02:11