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Al Overy Vote score: 3809Al Overy

"Are you kidding me? NO! You can't have your boomerang back!"

09/01/21 8:00:13

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7558Glyn Evans

"WTF?!!! That tiddlywink shot was amazing. Where did it go?"

09/01/21 12:51:30

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 689Ellen Duncalf

I just can’t stop eating liquorice.

09/01/21 8:19:02

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3809Al Overy

My friend told me that there are two reasons these little deer are dangerous when they charge. Then I bent over to tie my shoelaces and quickly discovered his points.

09/01/21 8:01:13

 
stone face Vote score: 8784stone face

Remember back in the seventies when everyone had a tv aerial on top of the telly. Well my dad was a taxidermist, and ours was really novel.

09/01/21 8:46:15

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7657Hercules Rockefeller

"Actually, he works with Satan Claus."

09/01/21 8:03:52

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3263Scrijjy Doo

"Being banned from Twitter really gets my goat!"

09/01/21 15:04:54

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 287Peter Houle

A ruminant view.

09/01/21 13:29:08

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1009alexandra ball

Hey gnu, over ear, I'm horny.

09/01/21 9:56:20

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7175Vivvy En

"IT'S A GOAAAALLL!"

09/01/21 8:04:50

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3383Stephen Paterson

Shear jackassery

09/01/21 22:30:47

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 903Charles Gilbert

Trump calls them fake gnus.

09/01/21 18:50:05

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23779Michael Winner

"But they're like, cute and cuddly and stuff- why do you want to come back as a deer, Ozzy?"

09/01/21 13:49:03

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 287Peter Houle

I could hold that apple longer.

09/01/21 13:27:18

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5173Stu Dent

Duelicorn

09/01/21 10:18:31

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33442Tony Edwards

He's a big fan of heavy metal music.

09/01/21 10:04:02

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11107Mr Dome

He must have got in the way when they were painting the touchline

09/01/21 10:01:51

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5173Stu Dent

Gnu talking to me

09/01/21 9:39:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33442Tony Edwards

"Ears looking at you, kid."

09/01/21 9:31:49

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24048Ian Skelding

"Wouldn't it be much easier just to get your GP to burst all of your boils and cysts?"

09/01/21 9:27:54

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15597Dan Nicholls

Did you have to brand me with PAUL VAUSE Photography for one lousy picture?

09/01/21 8:36:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13242Dave Bryan

''Shit! That ball is going to hit me smack in the face.''

09/01/21 8:34:05

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14758Stephen Bean

"I love watching bikini soccer."

"It makes me really horny."

09/01/21 8:17:59

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3809Al Overy

"And while you're in Boots, get me some of that shampoo for removing green ticks. Thanks."

09/01/21 8:02:11

 
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