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Happily, fashion has made some great strides since then.
Fri 20:00:08
“Where’s my table cloth gone?”
Fri 20:13:27
OK Chris, naked could be the better choice...
Fri 20:26:11
Sometimes it's the photographer who says "Cheese!"
Fri 20:43:28
How can they just sit there like nothing's the matter when 'Hounds' is missing an apostrophe??
Sat 12:16:30
"Ee bah gum Jack, is them ferret trousers thoust wearing?""Aye it is, and I can carry two in each leg".
Sat 0:19:47
If you want to look suave, sophisticated and debonaire to catch the ladies' eyes, don't dress like this knobcheese
Fri 20:17:55
His trousers will soon pick up a signal and we'll get the pattern back
Fri 20:06:04
"Tell the Fashion Police to send everybody! It's an emergency!"
Fri 20:04:21
"Careful, those creases are razor-sharp!"
Fri 23:31:39
A perk of the job is that you get to keep the latest fashion slacks that you model. Clint later lost his contract after the designer caught him re-upholstering his sofa.
Fri 22:38:49
I’d like to get in her pants but I wouldn’t be seen dead in his.
Fri 22:33:03
He never goes anywhere without his tart, Ann
Fri 20:12:56
"I knew it was over the moment Dave said get up love, you look ridiculous"
Fri 22:28:55
“Bloody hurry up guys, I’ve got an acting job as a plumber in half an hour.”
Fri 22:19:24
Martin refused to smile until wardrobe adjusted his jockstrap and gave him the ready-lit Cuban cigar he’d ask for before signing the contract.
Fri 22:08:27
I seriously never thought I'd see a woman looking up her tw@t.
Fri 21:54:25
"Careful luv, watch you don't catch your eye on his hounds teeth."
Fri 20:57:53
You can't beat the smell of rotting teeth to attract a lady.
Fri 20:50:22
Looking back on his career, Mel Gibson thanks God that the Mad Max series didn't start until 1979 or his look might have been different.
Fri 20:46:13
*Sniff sniff* Ugh
Fri 20:43:56
"Psst! As we're stuck here shall we have a sneaky game of Noughts and Crosses?"
Fri 20:42:35
My gosh, the positions people will sit in to let out a fart quietly.
Fri 20:41:53
While she gazes affectionately at him he is transfixed by the activities of the men in y-fronts on the opposite page.
Fri 20:32:23
Grrr...attan catalogue
Fri 20:32:13
"Cheer up, Dave, you look like a cross dresser."
Fri 20:30:42
Check mate.
Fri 20:18:59
This was pre-Covid which is why they're not wearing damask.
Fri 20:18:53
Women have come a long way. Now they make 70 cents on the dollar.
Fri 20:18:36
Ok, you caught my eye. You can keep it. I don't want it any more.
Fri 20:18:18
Calling a woman "Hounds Tooth" is misogynist.
Fri 20:17:36
Plaid Pitt
Fri 20:17:13
Bell bottoms for the bell end in your life.
Fri 20:13:08
"A little over to the left!"
Fri 20:12:34
I have no interest in his corduroy but I like her felt top.
Fri 20:11:58
Belle Bottoms
Fri 20:11:55
Least one of you made an effort to dress well
Flares de Lee
Fri 20:04:04
She's a poser and he's such a wide boy.
Fri 20:03:18
His trousers were so wide he pressed them on him and burnt himself. Oh the iron knee.
Fri 20:01:54
He looks square but check her out
Fri 20:01:29
Gay City Roller
Fri 20:00:39
I can't believe back in the day they wore such baggy trousers... It was madness!
Fri 20:00:37
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