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Happily, fashion has made some great strides since then.

13/05/22 20:00:08

“Where’s my table cloth gone?”

13/05/22 20:13:27

OK Chris, naked could be the better choice...

13/05/22 20:26:11

Sometimes it's the photographer who says "Cheese!"

13/05/22 20:43:28

How can they just sit there like nothing's the matter when 'Hounds' is missing an apostrophe??

14/05/22 12:16:30

"Ee bah gum Jack, is them ferret trousers thoust wearing?"

"Aye it is, and I can carry two in each leg".

14/05/22 0:19:47

If you want to look suave, sophisticated and debonaire to catch the ladies' eyes, don't dress like this knobcheese

13/05/22 20:17:55

His trousers will soon pick up a signal and we'll get the pattern back

13/05/22 20:06:04

"Tell the Fashion Police to send everybody! It's an emergency!"

13/05/22 20:04:21

"Careful, those creases are razor-sharp!"

13/05/22 23:31:39

A perk of the job is that you get to keep the latest fashion slacks that you model. Clint later lost his contract after the designer caught him re-upholstering his sofa.

13/05/22 22:38:49

I’d like to get in her pants but I wouldn’t be seen dead in his.

13/05/22 22:33:03

He never goes anywhere without his tart, Ann

13/05/22 20:12:56