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Dracula never flew anywhere without his entourage.

01/05/21 8:00:10

"Could you close your window shutter, please, Mr Hitchcock?"

01/05/21 8:00:12

This is your captain... if there is a scarecrow on board could you make yourself known to the cabin crew, failing that it's the usual doctor on board message

01/05/21 9:12:55

"For goodness sake, Dougal! I told you not to throw your crumbs out the window!"

01/05/21 8:00:37

North Yorkshire pigeon racing society investigate cheating claims.

01/05/21 8:53:55

After spending 50 years in Trafalgar Square, feeding the pigeons, old Tom finaly goes on his first holiday abroad.

01/05/21 8:24:08

"Mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama."

01/05/21 8:18:00

16 weeks and 3 days ago I formulated the greatest caption ever for this photo, but unfortunately, having typed it, cut it, and being poised ready to paste it, I got an urge for a cheese toastie and totally missed the opportunity before all my ideas were stolen...

01/05/21 8:12:26

"Captain! I think you need to stop throwing your crusts out the window."

01/05/21 8:12:21

"Do you think this has something to do with you firing that air steward yesterday Captain? What was his name?"

"Worzel Gummidge."

01/05/21 8:54:44

They had to tern back to Heathrow.

01/05/21 8:17:20

"Get ready for sea, sun and hopefully a cockatoo."

01/05/21 8:09:01

"Whose idea was it to use bread flavoured paint?"

01/05/21 8:05:22