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Al Overy Vote score: 1379Al Overy

"I recognised you from the thruppenny bits, Ma'am."
"Likewise!"

27/07/20 19:12:29

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3949Crunchy Chords

"One might inquire what your favourite film was, Miss Mansfield."
"'Kiss Them for Me', Your Majesty."
"... And then you will tell us?"

27/07/20 15:07:59

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11448Dave Bryan

Ma'amaries

27/07/20 12:05:39

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4974Karyn Harrison

'Don't stare at her breasts. Don't stare at her breasts. Don't stare at her breasts.'

27/07/20 12:03:18

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9330Chris Keegan

"Oh my! People must see you coming"
- "Yes Ma'am however with your son I had to fake it"

27/07/20 12:03:39

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4974Karyn Harrison

"I do have a face Ma'am!"

27/07/20 12:04:17

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1379Al Overy

"I hear we share an interest in royal balls."

27/07/20 13:06:07

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8138The Wolf

"So you're the bitch Phillip is thinking of when we're doing doggy"

27/07/20 12:23:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11448Dave Bryan

''Have you come out yet?''

''Once or twice when I've been wearing low cut evening gowns.''

27/07/20 12:23:32

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11836Stephen Bean

♫ These boobs are made for gawking

27/07/20 12:15:53

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8138The Wolf

"Jeeves, call security, we've found the Christmas bauble thief"

27/07/20 12:10:15

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4974Karyn Harrison

♫ Tiara Boob De Ay

27/07/20 12:09:47

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13099Vanessa the Guesser

"I buy mine from Queen Victoria's Secret."

27/07/20 12:05:13

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10188Mr Dome

Lizbian

27/07/20 12:05:04

 
David Robb Vote score: 178David Robb

Jane knew how to make a Royal Flush.

27/07/20 19:48:40

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1379Al Overy

Philip loved wearing his false nose and specs to important events.

27/07/20 15:23:08

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3949Crunchy Chords

"Why, thank you, dear, one is quite flattered. And you as well, have a very nice bosom."
"That's very kind of you, Your Majesty, but what I said was, 'I always love your wraps.'"

27/07/20 15:22:55

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6203Greg Curtis

"That stole, it would look JUST FABULOUS on my bedroom floor..."

27/07/20 15:06:56

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11001Neil Mackenzie

Your films are more my mans field. I prefer Audrey Hepburn.

27/07/20 14:09:24

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

"...The Duke of Edinburgh's Award? Oh yes, I'm sure Philip would love to help you with a couple of pointers."

27/07/20 13:43:29

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

"Oh my God, I've just turned away to stop staring at the man with the joke nose and glasses and now she's here with her novelty breasts

27/07/20 13:24:40

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6898Glyn Evans

"Can I have your autograph?"

27/07/20 13:14:54

 
Mark England Vote score: 17350Mark England

"Hi Ma'am is your surname Windsor? I think I went to drama school with your sister, Barbara"

27/07/20 12:46:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32522Tony Edwards

"And you must be the supporting actress."

27/07/20 12:31:31

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11448Dave Bryan

''Can you introduce me to Prince Philip?''

''He's already got his hands full at the moment.''

27/07/20 12:30:33

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Cupingham Palace

27/07/20 12:11:41

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1812Willie Johnson

"Nice to meet the both of you. And your friend."

27/07/20 12:10:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9330Chris Keegan

"Good grief!, is it Playtex?"
- "No Ma'am, I was just messaging the baby sitter"

27/07/20 12:05:25

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13099Vanessa the Guesser

"Ooh ER missus!"

27/07/20 12:02:13

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2676Scrijjy Doo

My eyes are up here, Lady!

29/07/20 22:53:41

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2676Scrijjy Doo

One is a historic figure and the other is the Queen.

27/07/20 22:06:20

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20862John Glover

"Your first time meeting the queen Jane, stay calm, keep cool and don't go losing your head."

27/07/20 20:50:49

 
Dave E Vote score: 53Dave E

Yes, I'm also thinking of getting a new bust.

27/07/20 18:41:43

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

" I'll have to get myself some of those built in airbags as Philips driving is shocking"

27/07/20 17:36:36

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 686alexandra ball

Hi ma'am, yes dear, they are!

27/07/20 17:29:13

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22934Ian Skelding

"Jane, curtsy not cute C."

27/07/20 13:09:55

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20862John Glover

"Now breathe in."

27/07/20 12:46:49

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5205Chris Halliwell

I believe you have some Crown Jewels too Ma'am.

27/07/20 12:38:22

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8138The Wolf

"I've always loved an American actress with big knockers. You never know, it might end up running in the family"

27/07/20 12:15:52

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4502Stu Dent

You think that is bad look what happened to my nose when she looked at it says the man behind.

27/07/20 12:07:24

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7017Hercules Rockefeller

"Stuff my bra? Why, I never!"

27/07/20 12:06:18

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8138The Wolf

"Get your bra orf"

27/07/20 12:05:18

 
Molly R Vote score: 2072Molly R

"When one has inherited the Bowes-Lyon bust, one finds it best to cover it up with ermine."

27/07/20 12:02:22

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11448Dave Bryan

''I always look forward to the Queen's Christmas Massage.''

27/07/20 12:01:36

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9330Chris Keegan

"No Ma'am they're natural, how about yours?"

27/07/20 12:01:26

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11448Dave Bryan

''There's nothing special about a pair of knockers. We have thousands of people criticising us.''

27/07/20 12:00:36

 
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