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For those who like to watch what they eat.
07/06/23 12:00:22
Personally I reckon apple watches are healthier.
07/06/23 12:14:11
''The portions are so minute I always have seconds.''
07/06/23 12:04:02, edited: 07/06/23 12:12:33
Greenwich Meal Time
07/06/23 12:17:16
It must be a wind up.
07/06/23 12:16:48, edited: 07/06/23 12:19:56
Lucky arms
07/06/23 12:11:09
"Seriously, Q, what other purpose does it serve?"
07/06/23 12:01:22
Warning: See your doctor if your wrist starts to snap, crackle and pop.
07/06/23 12:00:08
“That reminds me, I take my pills at a quarter past coco pops.”
07/06/23 12:29:51, edited: 07/06/23 12:33:40
Dave knew he was in for a good day when he spotted his wife had added 2 blue viagra tablets to his breakfast
07/06/23 12:14:46
"I'd rather have a bowl of coco clocks"
07/06/23 14:25:55
They are used for porridge whilst doing time.
07/06/23 12:19:46
And wear it on my cock if you want a full English.
07/06/23 12:11:57
Bowlex
07/06/23 12:03:34
Invented by a cereal entrepreneur
07/06/23 12:02:48
On your wrist for the morning when you want to snap crackle and pop one out.
07/06/23 12:08:11
"What's the time?"*GOES TO LOOK*"Shit. Time I mopped the floor"
07/06/23 12:05:54
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