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	lol Toed in the hole 13/11/18 20:01:06	1 14
Nod to https://www.caption.me/356778https://www.caption.me/277138https://www.caption.me/63354 --Funny Bean
	Luke Who's Porking 25/04/24 20:35:34	13

	"Poor Dave, I told him to fix that squeaky wheel." 24/03/24 20:09:13	13

	🎵 Climb every mounting... 🎵 14/03/24 20:37:51	13

	Fish and lips 14/03/24 8:02:30	13

	decaption.me 09/03/24 12:01:08	13

	Fur tree 29/02/24 12:00:14	13

	Also available as a podcast. 14/02/24 20:11:51	13

	School run 11/02/24 12:03:51	13

	🎵 Sweat Caroline 🎵 11/02/24 8:02:37	13

	creative Soilmates 05/02/24 20:14:47	13

	A ROM with a View 04/02/24 12:00:59, edited: 04/02/24 12:02:05	13

	Beans always give me the craps. 19/01/24 12:01:01	13

	"I've always had fizzy hair." 31/12/23 12:04:59	13

	Cokehead 31/12/23 12:00:13, edited: 31/12/23 12:01:03	13

	When it comes to choosing the right partner the stakes are high. 20/12/23 8:21:33	13

	Our next door neighbours always spruce themselves up for Christmas. 18/12/23 8:04:53	13

	"Goldilocks stole my bed, my porridge, my chair and now... my virginity." 13/12/23 20:06:35	3 13
With all the stealing she did, she decided to give you free drugs? Come on now. --Glyn Evans
	Trainpotting 26/11/23 8:26:30	13

	He's a crack shot. 14/10/23 12:05:13	13

	Schoolbuoy 11/10/23 12:24:39	13

	🎵 All you peed is love 🎵 10/10/23 12:13:29	13

	The Wicker Ma'am 09/10/23 12:01:13	13

	Hoppy hour 03/10/23 12:10:43	13

	Nuns on the Rum 19/08/23 12:00:13	13

	Purrly Gate 11/08/23 12:24:55	13

	Drifting off to sleep 30/07/23 12:08:43, edited: 30/07/23 12:09:29	13

	Palate of the Apes 17/07/23 12:25:29, edited: 17/07/23 12:30:16	2 13

	The Good, the Baaad and the Ugly 26/06/23 8:02:02, edited: 26/06/23 12:54:30	1 13

	The Thirty-Sign Steps 23/04/23 12:00:15	13

	"I'm ready for any altar-cations." 02/04/23 12:07:18	13

	Four Weddings and a Funeral 02/04/23 12:00:06	13

	"The good news madam is we've managed to rescue your cat..." 20/03/23 12:18:53	13

	"Dave, why is that fat bloke with wings always outside your house?" "Oh, he's my garden angel." 07/03/23 20:02:40	13

	Bed and don't brake fast 06/02/23 20:00:11	13

	The Italian Blob 02/02/23 12:08:39	13

	The Fat and the Furious 02/02/23 12:00:07	13

	How small the South Pole needs to get before everyone believes in global warming. 26/01/23 20:00:06	1 13
They have changed the name to Climate Change so they can claim any natural disaster is CO2 related. The Preachers use Private Jets to attend Climate Conferences around the world. They have no qualms supporting war in Ukraine or blowing up gas pipe... --Neil Mackenzie
	lol "Careful, you'll get Mr Whippylash." 16/01/23 12:00:49	13

	Where's Wally (the early years) 12/01/23 20:14:36	13

	Ash in the Attic 11/01/23 20:06:02	13

	Shark in vested waters 13/12/22 8:04:16	1 13
Great caption! Strength is in the length. Short and funny! --Julia Kinsey
	creative "When I said I had a cottage in the countryside, I might have exaggerated a little." 07/12/22 20:16:16	13

	Snog, marinade, avoid? 12/11/22 8:00:45	13

	Slumdog Pillionaires 10/11/22 20:00:19	13

	"I'll raise you three incontinence pads." 30/10/22 20:08:50	13

	The Hound of the Basketvilles 29/10/22 20:00:05	13

	"My girlfriend struggles to container emotions." 12/10/22 12:00:08, edited: 12/10/22 12:02:17	13

	Early Gurning Centre 04/10/22 12:00:11	13

	Let sleeping dogs lilo 29/09/22 8:00:07	13

	lol "You're so romantic Tony. Where did you get all the flowers from?" "Someone left them lying outside Buckingham Palace." 19/09/22 13:02:13, edited: 19/09/22 20:45:06	1 13
"Mum's the word." --Willie Johnson
	Hand eye coordination 17/09/22 12:00:09	13

	Boot camp 05/08/22 20:00:06	13

	Lady and the Trample 31/07/22 11:05:06	13

	"Rex, have you drunk all the goldfish's water again?" 30/07/22 8:51:39	13

	Shitting duck 28/07/22 12:01:28	13

	"I have to admit love, I didn't think this new rat trap would work." 02/07/22 12:27:14	1 13
It's not going to work. He's going to slip out of their grasp and make a clean getaway. --Willie Johnson
	lol Blind Spot 13/05/22 8:41:46	13

	"So how was your evening with Jesus?" "Great until I put his crown of thorns on." 21/04/22 20:12:43	13

	Napalm Sunday 19/04/22 12:29:11	13

	The Lady and the Trump 13/04/22 12:46:29	13

	Boot camp 11/04/22 8:03:52	13

	clever Dr. Strangeglove 19/03/22 8:00:09	13

	"I live at number 2." 25/01/22 20:00:06	13

	An Apple a day keeps the witchdoctor away. 14/01/22 8:07:44	13

	"We only use fresh ginger." 01/01/22 12:02:22	13

	creative Boiler suit 16/12/21 20:02:05	13

	"When possible please make a ewe-turn." 03/11/21 20:08:00	13

	Look Who's Torquing 22/10/21 12:00:10	13

	There was never a dull moment watching Alex Higgins play snooker. 17/10/21 12:05:34	13

	I suppose there are worse places to shit yourself. 10/10/21 20:00:21	13

	"Lets see, have I got everything? Oxygen cylinder - check Diving mask - check Wheelchair - check Wetsuit - check Cage with 2 inch diameter reinforced steel bars - .... oh crap." 10/10/21 12:00:55	13

	"Sometimes it's nice to sit back, relax and go with the floe." 30/09/21 20:00:06	3 13
Just saw your comment, Cap Auth. Thanks for your encouragement, but there's no need for a duplicate, yours is great. :^) Crunchy --Crunchy Chords
	Early Burning Centre 09/09/21 12:17:51	13

	♪ Just another prick in the wall ♪ 01/08/21 12:00:08	13

	"I'm suffering from irritable vowel syndrome." 07/07/21 20:00:08	3 13
Irritable instead of unusual would get my vote. --Troompa Loompa
	Babe in arms 05/07/21 8:00:06	13

	Defecake 03/07/21 20:00:06	13

	There are lots of dumbos on the roads nowadays. 15/06/21 12:18:37	13

	That's a monumental throw. 13/06/21 8:00:39	13

	lol clever "Hey John, Candy and Melanie are our air stewardesses today. Time to set to auto pilot and invite them into our cock-pit." "It's a good job their husbands in air traffic control don't know what they get up to." 12/06/21 20:00:14	13

	clever Blade Runner 02/06/21 8:01:34	13

	"Go faster, Donkey's right behind us." "How do you know?" "I can hear a hee-haw hee-haw sound." 31/05/21 20:41:07	4 13
I wasn't thinking of anything in particular. It's just that most things that start with "donkey" are or at least sound dirty.*Edit: I think that I was thinking of "donkey punch". --Willie Johnson
	Ideal for back seat drivers. 30/05/21 8:00:06	1 13
It's perfect. I think we should make all back seat drivers sit in one of these, then they can complain to their heart's content about the standard of driving. They'll get nowhere by doing so. --Glyn Evans
	clever "It ain't half hot Ma'am." 29/04/21 12:41:11	13

	clever "We love celebrating Ash Wednesday." 27/04/21 12:19:51	13

	Of Mice and Menu 16/02/21 12:06:41	13

	"Sorry mate, paper beats rock. Now give us your benefit money." 11/02/21 20:00:37	3 13
Who was in The Rock, but that's a different story. --Glyn Evans
	"Get a tomb!" 08/02/21 20:00:05	24 13
Ok, my last addition and then I'm done. Not sure about you lot but I'm ready to put this to bed. I'm a firm believer in change what you can, and don't bother trying to change what you can't. I get all parts of the debate to be honest. Roughly... --The Wolf
	Extreme right winger 14/01/21 20:30:43	3 13
She didn't want to wear a mask. --Willie Johnson
	"The shops around here have been badly affected by the pundemic." 12/01/21 12:28:26	13

	Fortunately ballot paper beats rock. 18/11/20 12:05:03	13

	Reservoir Dog 05/10/20 12:00:08	13

	"Can I join your flock please?" 14/09/20 12:14:30	1 13
"Flock, yes." --Willie Johnson
	Tails of the Unexpected 27/08/20 8:12:52	13

	No bank robbing 23/08/20 12:08:57	13

	"My friends were right." "Getting a rabbit has given my pussy a lot of pleasure." 26/07/20 12:49:29	13

	When you think your caption is amazing but it just stays on zero." 09/07/20 20:15:17	1 13
If you believe in irony, you can go from zero to hero. --Willie Johnson
	Penne pals 07/06/20 20:25:00	13

	lol "The only downside to clapping every Thursday is I get to see more of the neighbours." 21/05/20 20:51:33	13