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Stephen Bean Vote score: 9257Stephen Bean

"The only downside to clapping every Thursday is I get to see more of the neighbours."

21/05/20 20:51:33

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18044Troompa Loompa

AC / Wee C

21/05/20 20:13:05

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5344James Lennox

You'd be angry too if you had to buy your bondage and discipline clothes in the kiddy section.

21/05/20 20:14:29

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9257Stephen Bean

I see R2-D2 and C-3PO are still on furlough.

21/05/20 22:39:18

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21944Ian Skelding

This is not just fashion, this is S&M fashion.

21/05/20 20:15:24

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And we're worth it. --Woofer 6
Stu Dent Vote score: 3746Stu Dent

Thin lizzy and little Richard out on the town

21/05/20 20:10:13

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The Boys Are Back in Town --Willie Johnson
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11512Vanessa the Guesser

"I'm afraid dressing like this is just untenable."

22/05/20 0:51:08

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3213Crunchy Chords

Laurel and Hard Rock

21/05/20 20:01:08

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Mark Wilson Vote score: 1010Mark Wilson

Cher is hardly recognisable now

21/05/20 21:30:46

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4406Karyn Harrison

A prickly pair

21/05/20 20:51:36

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1475Rachel P

Gandalf and Gimli spotted at Donnington

21/05/20 20:39:25

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6979The Wolf

Priti Patel has been photographed without makeup at a Rock Festival...

21/05/20 20:34:11

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9423Mr Dome

The twins were identical before the lift accident

(Nod to Tue 14:51:17)

21/05/20 20:25:10

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Let me guess - one was jumping up and the other was on the way down from his jump when the accident happened. --Willie Johnson
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9423Mr Dome

The 8th dwarf was banished from the kingdom as he didn't really live up to his name of Sexy

21/05/20 20:13:56

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11512Vanessa the Guesser

"My mother always told me to change my smalls regularly."

21/05/20 20:13:09

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3746Stu Dent

The long The short and The bawl

21/05/20 20:11:14

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9423Mr Dome

'Come to work in your partner's clothes' day

21/05/20 20:06:47

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9423Mr Dome

The real Byker Grove

21/05/20 20:05:54

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4406Karyn Harrison

"Ain't no one ever gonna get Shorty!"

21/05/20 20:05:49

 
Mark England Vote score: 16543Mark England

In the chocolate factory, each Oompa Loompa was assigned to different departments. This one's a Fudger.

21/05/20 20:05:14

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

Alun Wyn Jones and Joe Marler

21/05/20 20:05:04

 
Molly R Vote score: 1666Molly R

If just one more person asks me whether we are twins...

21/05/20 20:04:25

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Of course we're fucking twins....its just that I got his extra weight & he got my extra bollocks. --Woofer 6
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4459Lucky Elperro

"Dave, do you think we will win the 'most unconvincing trannie' award again this year?"

"Don't worry, I just saw Eddie Izzard".

22/05/20 17:13:45

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4459Lucky Elperro

Steve Merchant and Ricky Gervais relaxing at Glastonbury

22/05/20 17:00:37

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4459Lucky Elperro

"No Dougal, one of them is not very close and the other far away".

22/05/20 16:59:09

 
Dev B Vote score: 606Dev B

if you observe carefully, the middle finger is in line with the crotch

22/05/20 15:16:29

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5935Tosser Wivlov

The best man told us the reception was at the Red Lion not the White Lion, silly dear, but fortunately we followed the bright orange Mini the brides uncle came in.

22/05/20 1:33:39

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2102Scrijjy Doo

A match made in heaven.

22/05/20 1:19:26

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11586 Smuldo

"Hurry up, I'm in a panto later..."

21/05/20 22:15:20

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11586 Smuldo

🎵Rocker bye baby... 🎵

21/05/20 22:13:31

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11586 Smuldo

ZZ Crop.

21/05/20 22:03:05

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20327John Glover

"Slimey skinny bastard, turned out to be wearing a bloody cricket guard."

21/05/20 21:49:22

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 100Fozzgog B.

"One more crack from you beanpole and ... just remember whose teeth is closest to whose groin!"

21/05/20 21:37:41

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1010Mark Wilson

The beach was indeed warm but the cute girls left a lot to be desired

21/05/20 21:30:00

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20327John Glover

"See this finger, if I could reach I'd stick it right up your ar....

21/05/20 21:29:32

 
Mark England Vote score: 16543Mark England

"He is heavy, he's my brother"

21/05/20 21:01:00

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1367Willie Johnson

"I have a bulge? Well so do you."

"Now that's hitting below the belt."

21/05/20 20:57:25

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3746Stu Dent

Rocking in the wee world.

21/05/20 20:48:24

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5701C CaMel

"Dave will you be my wingman? They say opposites attract."

21/05/20 20:46:46

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

When they went back to school the teacher said:-
Dave you’ve grown.
Andy you’ve grown a moustache.

21/05/20 20:41:14

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5564Paul Reeve

“Listen if you call me Freddie one more f@cking time, I will get my bit of muscle, Beanpole Billy to deal with you.”

21/05/20 20:31:25

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8435Chris Keegan

"When you said he wanted to be hired by a stud farm...."

21/05/20 20:29:18

 
Mark England Vote score: 16543Mark England

Small of Rock

21/05/20 20:27:44

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18044Troompa Loompa

Metall-ickle

21/05/20 20:24:15

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6513Glyn Evans

Lookalikes Brian May and George Michael.

21/05/20 20:21:42

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

skweeze us pleeze us

21/05/20 20:21:16

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8435Chris Keegan

Some blokes have no idea of fashion. That's the long and short of it.

21/05/20 20:20:37

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3746Stu Dent

Thay look a right motley crue

21/05/20 20:19:39

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21944Ian Skelding

"What dwarf planet's he from?"

21/05/20 20:18:57

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31446Tony Edwards

Mutt and Jeff

21/05/20 20:15:26

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8435Chris Keegan

He's brighter than he looks. He stud-diddied at Cambridge.

21/05/20 20:14:42

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18044Troompa Loompa

Not exactly the height of fashion.

21/05/20 20:10:50

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14556Dan Nicholls

Always bring an ugly wingman...

21/05/20 20:09:40

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 680Generic RedHead

I always knew heavy metal had a small fan base.

21/05/20 20:07:57

 
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