"The shops around here have been badly affected by the pundemic."

Tue 12:28:26

"Very artistic love, but to give us a little more privacy could you draw the curtains?"

Tue 13:16:52

Pane full puns

Tue 12:05:41

These are the undertakers for me!

Tue 13:22:41

"This is, as we all know, is Chris Beach's shop. This is where it began all those years ago. It would open at 8am, close for an hour at 12pm for lunch and shut at 8pm. Captioneers, if they wish to refer themselves as so, from all walks of life usually visit here on a pilgrimage here at least once in their lifetime. For some, they hope that it will inspire good captions so that they will later be rewarded. For others, it is simply that they enjoy a sense of humour. Now carrying on with our walking tour..."

Tue 17:06:39

Doodle glazing.

Tue 12:18:45

Never take your kids to work with you when you're a window fitter. The clients go bloody mental.

Tue 12:09:30

In Surrey, even the graffiti artists are posh

Tue 12:07:45

When advertising his new business, ex-cartoonist and window manufacturer Steve drew on all of his experience.

Tue 12:03:23

After their last attempt, staff were under strict instructions to do a proper tribute to the NHS

Tue 19:53:31

Someone, please, draw the curtains.

Tue 16:37:02

And this, is our Drawing Room.

Tue 16:15:52

What a captioneer's shop looks like.

Tue 13:29:51

Well, that's certainly one way of keeping people like me out.

Tue 13:21:44

One thing I've noticed is that window art is always framed

Tue 12:50:35

Window of pop art unity.

Tue 12:43:20

Window messing

Tue 12:39:17

Home is where the art is.

Tue 12:32:48

''Welcome to the Captioneer Cafe. If would you like a current pun instead of a cake, today's selection is in the window.''

Tue 12:28:28

"Those edibles ain't sh-- Oh, wow. What's all this?"

Tue 12:02:53

"Ok, we're going to have to take the crayons back, and Ma'am can you please stop your kid from looking at our food with his microscope."

Tue 22:33:51

I know being the chief government covid scientist is important but do you really have to bring your work home with you

Tue 22:02:17

When they have so much to say but they don’t even answer the door.

Tue 20:58:48

"Dave!"

Tue 16:03:27

Kristallschlock

Tue 15:21:30

Now there's a window into somebody's mind.

Tue 14:13:23

Pawsitivly bearable - with just a little pane

Tue 14:11:28

I prefer to buy my memes at a brick and mortar store.

Tue 13:57:50

The Fun House of Pat Sharpie?

Tue 13:52:09

Every detail was panestackinly done

Tue 12:48:55

Can anyone lend me a tenner so I can buy my best pun back from the pun shop please?

Tue 12:33:23

"How's your travel agency business going Dave?"

Tue 12:30:37

ROFL. Sorry, I meant Rolf.

Tue 12:30:06

SAGE HQ

Tue 12:22:20

Local pet shop isn’t phrased by latest lockdown restrictions.

Tue 12:00:15