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"The shops around here have been badly affected by the pundemic."
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Stephen Bean Vote score: 13853Stephen Bean

"The shops around here have been badly affected by the pundemic."

Tue 12:28:26

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10179Chris Keegan

"Very artistic love, but to give us a little more privacy could you draw the curtains?"

Tue 13:16:52

 
Mark England Vote score: 17601Mark England

Pane full puns

Tue 12:05:41

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The glass is full. --Willie Johnson
Michael Winner Vote score: 23632Michael Winner

These are the undertakers for me!

Tue 13:22:41

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7332Glyn Evans

"This is, as we all know, is Chris Beach's shop. This is where it began all those years ago. It would open at 8am, close for an hour at 12pm for lunch and shut at 8pm. Captioneers, if they wish to refer themselves as so, from all walks of life usually visit here on a pilgrimage here at least once in their lifetime. For some, they hope that it will inspire good captions so that they will later be rewarded. For others, it is simply that they enjoy a sense of humour. Now carrying on with our walking tour..."

Tue 17:06:39

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23610Ian Skelding

Doodle glazing.

Tue 12:18:45

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10042The Wolf

Never take your kids to work with you when you're a window fitter. The clients go bloody mental.

Tue 12:09:30

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10042The Wolf

In Surrey, even the graffiti artists are posh

Tue 12:07:45

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15555Dan Nicholls

When advertising his new business, ex-cartoonist and window manufacturer Steve drew on all of his experience.

Tue 12:03:23

 
Patel Jayesh Vote score: 11Patel Jayesh

After their last attempt, staff were under strict instructions to do a proper tribute to the NHS

Tue 19:53:31

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3032Scrijjy Doo

Someone, please, draw the curtains.

Tue 16:37:02

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3309Stephen Paterson

And this, is our Drawing Room.

Tue 16:15:52

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 119Peter Houle

What a captioneer's shop looks like.

Tue 13:29:51

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23632Michael Winner

Well, that's certainly one way of keeping people like me out.

Tue 13:21:44

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7005Vivvy En

One thing I've noticed is that window art is always framed

Tue 12:50:35

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2910Al Overy

Window of pop art unity.

Tue 12:43:20

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1336Dot Old

Window messing

Tue 12:39:17

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33158Tony Edwards

Home is where the art is.

Tue 12:32:48

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12603Dave Bryan

''Welcome to the Captioneer Cafe. If would you like a current pun instead of a cake, today's selection is in the window.''

Tue 12:28:28

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Currant pun? --Willie Johnson
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7422Hercules Rockefeller

"Those edibles ain't sh-- Oh, wow. What's all this?"

Tue 12:02:53

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 74Mauris Iocus

"Ok, we're going to have to take the crayons back, and Ma'am can you please stop your kid from looking at our food with his microscope."

Tue 22:33:51

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2221Mark Wilson

I know being the chief government covid scientist is important but do you really have to bring your work home with you

Tue 22:02:17

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11366Neil Mackenzie

When they have so much to say but they don’t even answer the door.

Tue 20:58:48

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21229John Glover

"Dave!"

Tue 16:03:27

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3032Scrijjy Doo

Kristallschlock

Tue 15:21:30

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21229John Glover

Now there's a window into somebody's mind.

Tue 14:13:23

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10846Mr Dome

Pawsitivly bearable - with just a little pane

Tue 14:11:28

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3032Scrijjy Doo

I prefer to buy my memes at a brick and mortar store.

Tue 13:57:50

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3309Stephen Paterson

The Fun House of Pat Sharpie?

Tue 13:52:09

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 934alexandra ball

Every detail was panestackinly done

Tue 12:48:55

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13853Stephen Bean

Can anyone lend me a tenner so I can buy my best pun back from the pun shop please?

Tue 12:33:23

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Sorry, that's untenable. --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13853Stephen Bean

"How's your travel agency business going Dave?"

Tue 12:30:37

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13870Vanessa the Guesser

ROFL. Sorry, I meant Rolf.

Tue 12:30:06

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10846Mr Dome

SAGE HQ

Tue 12:22:20

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 547Ellen Duncalf

Local pet shop isn’t phrased by latest lockdown restrictions.

Tue 12:00:15

 
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