"The shops around here have been badly affected by the pundemic."

12/01/21 12:28:26

"Very artistic love, but to give us a little more privacy could you draw the curtains?"

12/01/21 13:16:52

Pane full puns

12/01/21 12:05:41

These are the undertakers for me!

12/01/21 13:22:41

"This is, as we all know, is Chris Beach's shop. This is where it began all those years ago. It would open at 8am, close for an hour at 12pm for lunch and shut at 8pm. Captioneers, if they wish to refer themselves as so, from all walks of life usually visit here on a pilgrimage here at least once in their lifetime. For some, they hope that it will inspire good captions so that they will later be rewarded. For others, it is simply that they enjoy a sense of humour. Now carrying on with our walking tour..."

12/01/21 17:06:39

Doodle glazing.

12/01/21 12:18:45

Never take your kids to work with you when you're a window fitter. The clients go bloody mental.

12/01/21 12:09:30

In Surrey, even the graffiti artists are posh

12/01/21 12:07:45

When advertising his new business, ex-cartoonist and window manufacturer Steve drew on all of his experience.

12/01/21 12:03:23

After their last attempt, staff were under strict instructions to do a proper tribute to the NHS

12/01/21 19:53:31

Someone, please, draw the curtains.

12/01/21 16:37:02

And this, is our Drawing Room.

12/01/21 16:15:52

What a captioneer's shop looks like.

12/01/21 13:29:51

Well, that's certainly one way of keeping people like me out.

12/01/21 13:21:44

One thing I've noticed is that window art is always framed

12/01/21 12:50:35

Window of pop art unity.

12/01/21 12:43:20

Window messing

12/01/21 12:39:17

Home is where the art is.

12/01/21 12:32:48

''Welcome to the Captioneer Cafe. If would you like a current pun instead of a cake, today's selection is in the window.''

12/01/21 12:28:28

"Those edibles ain't sh-- Oh, wow. What's all this?"

12/01/21 12:02:53

"Ok, we're going to have to take the crayons back, and Ma'am can you please stop your kid from looking at our food with his microscope."

12/01/21 22:33:51

I know being the chief government covid scientist is important but do you really have to bring your work home with you

12/01/21 22:02:17

When they have so much to say but they don’t even answer the door.

12/01/21 20:58:48

"Dave!"

12/01/21 16:03:27

Kristallschlock

12/01/21 15:21:30

Now there's a window into somebody's mind.

12/01/21 14:13:23

Pawsitivly bearable - with just a little pane

12/01/21 14:11:28

I prefer to buy my memes at a brick and mortar store.

12/01/21 13:57:50

The Fun House of Pat Sharpie?

12/01/21 13:52:09

Every detail was panestackinly done

12/01/21 12:48:55

Can anyone lend me a tenner so I can buy my best pun back from the pun shop please?

12/01/21 12:33:23

"How's your travel agency business going Dave?"

12/01/21 12:30:37

ROFL. Sorry, I meant Rolf.

12/01/21 12:30:06

SAGE HQ

12/01/21 12:22:20

Local pet shop isn’t phrased by latest lockdown restrictions.

12/01/21 12:00:15