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Stephen Bean Vote score: 14733Stephen Bean

Of Mice and Menu

16/02/21 12:06:41

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 677Ellen Duncalf

Breaking news: Actual protein has been found in a McDonalds meal.

16/02/21 12:00:18

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10862The Wolf

"EUGH...GROSS. I hate salad on a burger"

16/02/21 12:06:44

 
James Lennox Vote score: 7650James Lennox

"Was it a rat I saw?"

"No, it was a gerbil, and for the last time, stop speaking in palindromes."

16/02/21 12:24:29

 
Mark England Vote score: 17736Mark England

"You spoil that bloody cat"

16/02/21 12:00:59

 
Tony S Vote score: 754Tony S

Mum my novelty toy has just eaten my Happy Meal

16/02/21 12:21:14

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14308Vanessa the Guesser

I wouldn't put that in my trap.

16/02/21 12:16:08

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"Oh come on, it's fresh" --Glyn Evans
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2358Willie Johnson

"Hey, I didn't order my sandwich with raisins."
"Uh, those aren't raisins sir."

16/02/21 12:46:38

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"And that ain't my bellybutton, either." --Scrijjy Doo
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33440Tony Edwards

Spam, spam, spam, mouse, spam, spam and cheese.

16/02/21 12:09:30

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10317Chris Keegan

"Waiter, there's a mouse in my burger"
- "Yes sir, the badger wouldn't fit"

16/02/21 13:09:36

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10862The Wolf

A Rentokil employee has been fired for using his work van whilst moonlighting for Deliveroo.

16/02/21 12:34:41

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14733Stephen Bean

Tomato and Jerry

16/02/21 12:00:06

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5519Ron Allan

I know I asked for it rare, but this is ridiculous

18/02/21 1:12:06

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14308Vanessa the Guesser

Minnie Meals for kids

16/02/21 12:01:02

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 677Ellen Duncalf

Ratty Patty.

16/02/21 12:00:33

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7167Vivvy En

"Fetch me a knife quickly!"
"You're not going to do anything violent, are you?"
"Of course not. I'm gonna share it with him."

16/02/21 15:23:29

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Tails of the Unexpected. --Karyn Harrison
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 368Mauris Iocus

"woo.. would.. would you care for a rat?"

16/02/21 14:42:10

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7552Glyn Evans

In Agatha Christie's "The Mousebap" the murder victim is ingenuously killed by choking to death on a rat.

16/02/21 14:09:01

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10862The Wolf

*CRUNCH* - *SPIT*. "AHHH. What the f*ck was that"

Guide dogs. Great at directions, not so good at warning you that there's a mouse in your Burger"

16/02/21 12:30:54

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5165Stu Dent

Roland Bap

16/02/21 12:04:59

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14733Stephen Bean

"I love a bit of mouserella in my sandwich."

16/02/21 12:00:16

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 431Gavin Smithers

London 1666. If the bubonic plague doesn't get you the Great Fire will.

18/02/21 18:59:52

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11518Neil Mackenzie

A family of mice in my bun. I was going to throw them out but they pleaded “Lettuce stay.”

16/02/21 20:08:36

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2457Mark Wilson

That's not what I thought you meant when you said call "heads or tails"

16/02/21 14:01:34

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 999alexandra ball

This isn't vegan!

16/02/21 13:53:56

 
Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 121Endeavour 2 Persevere

Customer: Is this rat trap any good for mice?
Boy: No mister, it kills them.

16/02/21 13:00:28

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24043Ian Skelding

Big gratin burger

16/02/21 12:39:45

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1389Dot Old

Rat Packed Lunch

16/02/21 12:38:22

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21305John Glover

"Oi! where's the hard boiled egg?"

16/02/21 12:31:59

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24043Ian Skelding

"Emmental if 'e eat that."

16/02/21 12:30:13

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 287Peter Houle

-Waiter, there's a mouse in my sandwich!
-I beg your pardon, sir. That's a wallaby.

16/02/21 12:23:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14733Stephen Bean

I prefer vermincelli myself.

16/02/21 12:19:27

 
Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 121Endeavour 2 Persevere

Eddie's Rocket lands on the Moon

16/02/21 12:17:51

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3790Al Overy

Maccy Mouse

16/02/21 12:04:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13235Dave Bryan

Someone is taking the mickey.

16/02/21 12:01:57

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5165Stu Dent

Tomato and cheese rolland

16/02/21 12:01:56

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14733Stephen Bean

"Covid has nothing to do with bats Arthur Dent! It is part of an experiment we're performing on you primitive humans to find the ultimate caption."

16/02/21 12:01:16

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 677Ellen Duncalf

Ahh. That’s more like it. This square plastic cheese just doesn’t cut it.

16/02/21 12:01:12

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14733Stephen Bean

He waited until everyone had gone before coming out.

That's one Krafty mouse.

16/02/21 12:00:46

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33440Tony Edwards

Hamsterburger

16/02/21 12:00:38

 
Molly R Vote score: 2508Molly R

Wow, that's really ripe.

16/02/21 12:00:22

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5165Stu Dent

Squeaky out to Melt out

16/02/21 12:00:07

 
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