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"Girls, sit on the right. Boys, on the left. Non-binaries, there's no such thing yet so tough luck."
09/01/23 12:07:14
'Bring your ghost to school day' was always well supported.
09/01/23 14:17:39
Chalk and... CHEEEESE!
09/01/23 12:43:03
"Now class, you'll all in detention for giving silly answers. I'll ask once more. How many heads does a horse have?"
09/01/23 12:09:23
ADHD did exist in the early 20th century, but was dealt with by tieing the children together.
09/01/23 12:44:51
"Right any child who hasn't had TB, report to Mr Arkwright for chimney cleaning duties."
09/01/23 12:21:36
''Jimmy, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased…………………………Oh shit!''
09/01/23 12:00:15, edited: 09/01/23 12:00:44
Oliver Twits
09/01/23 13:16:59
"OK children, it's a special day today... We're getting an upgrade to coloured chalk! Now smile for the photo so we can record this occasion! "
09/01/23 12:31:43
It's easy to forget how common conjoined twins used to be.
09/01/23 12:02:48
“Right children, I’ll untie your hands from behind your backs once one of you tells me who’s taken the chalk..”
09/01/23 12:02:02
“Hands up if you’re looking forward to School grue.. um dinner.”
09/01/23 12:52:20
“Hee hee, now try fending off the blackboard rubbers.”
09/01/23 12:20:04
"We find that the handcuffing reduces nose picking related nose bleeds by 80%".
09/01/23 12:02:22
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