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I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean
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12/12/22 12:18:34 |
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Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point --Mr Dome
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31/03/23 20:00:07 |
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Sometimes you just have to bow down to a higher order --Mr Dome
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03/08/23 20:00:25 |
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21/04/20 12:00:17 |
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12/01/24 8:15:24 |
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Thank you so much for the suggestion Kathleen. You really improved it! --Stephen Bean
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Life's a bitch and then you DIY 11/09/22 12:03:29 |
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08/07/20 12:00:09 |
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02/04/24 8:03:31 |
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10/01/24 12:09:59, |
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07/01/24 8:00:12 |
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03/12/23 8:13:31 |
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20/08/23 12:01:05 |
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20/04/24 8:07:52 |
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"Now I just need a way to stop people putting my lunch in the bin." 12/03/24 8:37:11 |
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09/02/24 8:04:44 |
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27/10/23 20:00:32 |
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"It took me a while to realise my wife was shagging the plumber." 17/05/23 12:11:43, edited: 17/05/23 12:14:10 |
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01/04/22 12:10:36 |
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Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge. --John Glover
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07/10/18 12:00:09 |
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Still better than Vista. --Mauris Iocus
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Sun 8:05:18 |
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22/12/23 8:13:58 |
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The pen is mightier than the sword. 19/11/23 20:03:29 |
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20/07/23 12:08:41 |
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21/12/22 12:04:04 |
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29/11/22 12:00:05 |
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I only recently found out that Lucy Davis (The Office, Shaun of the Dead) is Jasper Carrot's daughter. You all in the UK probably know this already but I felt compelled to share. --James Lennox
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"Will you guys quit hogging the limelight please." 16/07/22 20:00:37 |
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04/10/19 20:02:43 |
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UNICORN FOUND 15/04/24 20:28:54 |
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"Why did you call your dog Curiosity?" 23/01/24 12:29:49 |
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07/09/23 12:04:20 |
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30/07/23 12:00:19 |
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Tiddles was holding a mouse warming party. 09/04/23 8:35:27 |
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08/02/23 20:17:03 |
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"When you said we were going to rob a train..." 10/10/22 12:15:56 |
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24/06/22 8:02:43 |
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"Who killed you?" 31/03/22 12:45:46 |
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"You're doing well on your first shift kid. Hold your arms a bit wider, this next one's really big." 01/11/20 8:03:12 |
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08/04/24 12:11:07 |
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05/04/24 8:23:38, edited: 05/04/24 8:38:26 |
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11/02/24 20:02:12 |
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Just out of interest, which tree is the right one? --Mr Dome
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04/01/24 8:04:07 |
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13/12/23 12:01:27 |
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Looking for entiques? --John Glover
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29/01/23 20:00:10 |
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14/12/22 20:00:40 |
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"Yes, that's the Fokker that scratched my car." 24/10/22 12:09:38 |
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08/09/22 8:37:19, edited: 08/09/22 8:38:57 |
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Brilliant! Got me back again though 😂 --Ethy
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24/04/22 20:21:16 |
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The disappearance of Flight 737 remains a puzzle. 12/07/21 12:03:54 |
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Wed 12:01:46, edited: Wed 12:02:20 |
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"I thought smoking was bad for my lungs." 21/02/24 20:03:30, edited: 21/02/24 20:07:16 |
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"Call the police. There's a hold up at the bank." 18/02/24 12:10:16 |
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"No thank you, it looks like it's been laced with something." 04/02/24 20:42:26 |
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29/12/23 8:09:24 |
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14/12/23 20:00:28 |
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"So, do you make a good living being a professional captioneer?" 22/10/23 20:29:21 |
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Yes, I do but I have to do terrible things to support my habit. They're called puns --Glyn Evans
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12/09/23 12:07:14 |
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We have our winner! Also, get off the site. -Anon --Peter Houle
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21/06/23 8:01:38 |
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11/05/23 12:00:53 |
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04/04/23 12:00:07 |
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"Took me sixty years but I finally remembered which tree I chained my bike to." 29/06/22 12:49:59 |
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"I just hope I can remember the combination." --Willie Johnson
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17/10/21 20:44:34 |
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...and escorted off the premises. 20/07/21 12:28:58 |
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"Not today love, I've got a monumental headache." 21/04/20 8:01:37 |
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07/04/20 12:12:18 |
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05/04/20 8:25:13 |
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"Hey guys, 6 feet!" --Scrijjy Doo
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01/01/20 8:09:43 |
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Mythical beast world championship result: 02/07/19 12:00:14 |
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Lol --sandeep chahal
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18/03/19 8:00:04 |
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09/04/24 8:04:59 |
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28/03/24 12:02:03 |
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08/03/24 8:08:34 |
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04/01/24 20:05:46 |
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04/05/23 12:00:06 |
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15/01/23 20:16:00 |
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07/01/23 8:00:06 |
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Yew have inspired many! 👍 --Julia Kinsey
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Some relationships just aren't meant to last. 26/11/22 20:00:11 |
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24/10/22 8:02:56 |
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"That's it, bow before your emperor." 07/10/22 20:58:12 |
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02/10/22 12:00:08 |
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14/09/22 12:20:48 |
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♪ I want to hide my bicycle.. ♪ 09/09/22 12:04:45, edited: 09/09/22 12:08:25 |
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06/05/22 20:23:58 |
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"Sorry to disturb you. I could've sworn I heard my rattle somewhere around here." 09/08/21 20:00:20 |
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02/06/21 8:00:05 |
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Springer? But I don't even know her. --Willie Johnson
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"Matron's Easter egg hunt gets harder every year." 04/04/21 20:06:38 |
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21/01/21 20:00:04 |
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L'Orange & Peking, a crowd favorite, but roasted by the judges --Mauris Iocus
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"I threw caution to the wind and it came back." 20/11/20 12:26:24 |
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"Sorry guys, I can't eat any more. I'm stuffed." 19/09/20 12:00:07 |
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Now if only I could get up. Somebody's put superglue on my seat. --Willie Johnson
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07/07/20 12:05:05 |
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Or Gang Bang? --Karyn Harrison
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28/03/20 12:00:05 |
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Scientists are close to understanding why women live longer than men. 04/03/20 12:00:05 |
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One of the most difficult jobs in the world is to give a sick whale a suppository. 16/01/20 20:16:12 |
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Be careful not to annoy them. They might fly off the handle. 04/04/19 8:26:24 |
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16/04/24 12:14:43 |
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22/03/24 12:03:11 |
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Are you loathsome, tonight? --Scrijjy Doo
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Sadly a tidal wave Schwepped them all away. 15/03/24 20:17:08 |
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"Dave, when you said you were selling your house..." 27/01/24 8:04:36 |
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I think Troompa Loompa lives here, and rents his spare rooms to Glyn, Karyn, Karen M, Al, Jimbles, Dave B, Vivvy, Kta, Dan, Tony, herc, Stephen, Domey, Dotty, Alexandra, scrijjy, John, Michael, Phil, KT A, Kathleen, Paul, C CaMel…….. plus loads more! (Massive house.)
Incidentally, Uncle Chris lives off grid in the Forest Of Dean.
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This week on 'Which captioneer lives in a house like this?' [Stephen Bean]
Have you been looking through the keyhole, Karen? ;)
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This week on 'Which captioneer lives in a house like this?' [Stephen Bean]
Rent's due. £1,000 each please, cough up!
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This week on 'Which captioneer lives in a house like this?' [Stephen Bean]
There ya go, a thousand pounds... of oranges.
12:39pm
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This week on 'Which captioneer lives in a house like this?' [Stephen Bean]
Due to this sudden increase in the cost of living, it might be an idea to increase the monthly prize...🤔
12:43pm
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This week on 'Which captioneer lives in a house like this?' [Stephen Bean]
Nice callback!
5:38pm
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"When's the next drug intervention night? I just saw a unicorn." [Stephen Bean]
The one that got away?
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"Where's the big bad wolf?" "We left him huffing and puffing about three miles back." [Stephen Bean]
Exquisitely painful pun, accept this vote.
2:12pm
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Fast of the Summer Swine [Stephen Bean]
The "Tabby'ulator."
1:02am
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Arithmewtic [Stephen Bean]
Lol, I was thinking Spratboyslim 🤣
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Bratboy Slim [Stephen Bean]