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I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean
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12/12/22 12:18:34 |
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Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point --Mr Dome
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31/03/23 19:00:07 |
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Sometimes you just have to bow down to a higher order --Mr Dome
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03/08/23 19:00:25 |
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21/04/20 11:00:17 |
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Life's a bitch and then you DIY 11/09/22 11:03:29 |
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08/07/20 11:00:09 |
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Sun 8:13:31 |
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20/08/23 11:01:05 |
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27/10/23 19:00:32 |
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"It took me a while to realise my wife was shagging the plumber." 17/05/23 11:11:43, edited: 17/05/23 11:14:10 |
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01/04/22 11:10:36 |
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Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge. --John Glover
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07/10/18 11:00:09 |
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Still better than Vista. --Mauris Iocus
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The pen is mightier than the sword. 19/11/23 20:03:29 |
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20/07/23 11:08:41 |
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21/12/22 12:04:04 |
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29/11/22 12:00:05 |
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I only recently found out that Lucy Davis (The Office, Shaun of the Dead) is Jasper Carrot's daughter. You all in the UK probably know this already but I felt compelled to share. --James Lennox
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"Will you guys quit hogging the limelight please." 16/07/22 19:00:37 |
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04/10/19 19:02:43 |
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07/09/23 11:04:20 |
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30/07/23 11:00:19 |
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Tiddles was holding a mouse warming party. 09/04/23 7:35:27 |
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08/02/23 20:17:03 |
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"When you said we were going to rob a train..." 10/10/22 11:15:56 |
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24/06/22 7:02:43 |
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"Who killed you?" 31/03/22 11:45:46 |
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"You're doing well on your first shift kid. Hold your arms a bit wider, this next one's really big." 01/11/20 8:03:12 |
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29/01/23 20:00:10 |
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14/12/22 20:00:40 |
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"Yes, that's the Fokker that scratched my car." 24/10/22 11:09:38 |
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08/09/22 7:37:19, edited: 08/09/22 7:38:57 |
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Brilliant! Got me back again though 😂 --Ethy
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24/04/22 19:21:16 |
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The disappearance of Flight 737 remains a puzzle. 12/07/21 11:03:54 |
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"So, do you make a good living being a professional captioneer?" 22/10/23 19:29:21 |
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Yes, I do but I have to do terrible things to support my habit. They're called puns --Glyn Evans
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12/09/23 11:07:14 |
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We have our winner! Also, get off the site. -Anon --Peter Houle
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21/06/23 7:01:38 |
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11/05/23 11:00:53 |
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04/04/23 11:00:07 |
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"Took me sixty years but I finally remembered which tree I chained my bike to." 29/06/22 11:49:59 |
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"I just hope I can remember the combination." --Willie Johnson
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17/10/21 19:44:34 |
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...and escorted off the premises. 20/07/21 11:28:58 |
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"Not today love, I've got a monumental headache." 21/04/20 7:01:37 |
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07/04/20 11:12:18 |
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05/04/20 7:25:13 |
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"Hey guys, 6 feet!" --Scrijjy Doo
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01/01/20 8:09:43 |
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Mythical beast world championship result: 02/07/19 11:00:14 |
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Lol --sandeep chahal
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18/03/19 8:00:04 |
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04/05/23 11:00:06 |
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15/01/23 20:16:00 |
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07/01/23 8:00:06 |
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Yew have inspired many! 👍 --Julia Kinsey
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Some relationships just aren't meant to last. 26/11/22 20:00:11 |
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24/10/22 7:02:56 |
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"That's it, bow before your emperor." 07/10/22 19:58:12 |
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02/10/22 11:00:08 |
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14/09/22 11:20:48 |
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♪ I want to hide my bicycle.. ♪ 09/09/22 11:04:45, edited: 09/09/22 11:08:25 |
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06/05/22 19:23:58 |
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"Sorry to disturb you. I could've sworn I heard my rattle somewhere around here." 09/08/21 19:00:20 |
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02/06/21 7:00:05 |
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Springer? But I don't even know her. --Willie Johnson
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"Matron's Easter egg hunt gets harder every year." 04/04/21 19:06:38 |
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21/01/21 20:00:04 |
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L'Orange & Peking, a crowd favorite, but roasted by the judges --Mauris Iocus
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"I threw caution to the wind and it came back." 20/11/20 12:26:24 |
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"Sorry guys, I can't eat any more. I'm stuffed." 19/09/20 11:00:07 |
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Now if only I could get up. Somebody's put superglue on my seat. --Willie Johnson
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07/07/20 11:05:05 |
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Or Gang Bang? --Karyn Harrison
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28/03/20 12:00:05 |
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Scientists are close to understanding why women live longer than men. 04/03/20 12:00:05 |
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One of the most difficult jobs in the world is to give a sick whale a suppository. 16/01/20 20:16:12 |
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Be careful not to annoy them. They might fly off the handle. 04/04/19 7:26:24 |
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"That bloody tortoise is not going to win this time!" 15/08/23 7:03:12 |
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20/07/23 11:01:04 |
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That's the worst case of tinsillitis I've ever seen said the doctor. 10/07/23 11:04:36 |
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"Waiter, I think there's been a mistake. I ordered a carafe of wine." 22/06/23 11:08:07 |
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17/06/23 7:15:29 |
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17/03/23 8:00:09 |
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16/03/23 12:19:43 |
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16/03/23 12:00:36 |
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🎵 just another prick in the wall 🎵 12/03/23 8:00:11 |
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07/02/23 12:00:06 |
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05/02/23 20:18:15 |
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02/01/23 20:01:10 |
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23/12/22 8:00:12 |
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"What temperature do you set the thermostat?" 21/12/22 20:22:45 |
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The good old days... when families could afford to heat one room. 02/12/22 8:00:14 |
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22/11/22 12:38:13 |
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"Can you tell me how many lives you have left?" 22/10/21 19:00:34 |
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"It's a dangerous mission but we need one volunteer to cross the road..." 24/09/21 11:00:30 |
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05/05/21 7:00:06 |
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04/02/21 8:00:06 |
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20/11/20 20:36:54 |
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13/10/20 11:12:25 |
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14/09/20 11:01:23 |
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30/03/20 7:00:12 |
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18/10/19 19:00:10 |
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Mmmm, bishop takes king.... Is this cathedral in Prague? Then the joke is Czech, mate. :^) --Crunchy Chords
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NASA unveil the new rover for their next moon landing. 22/03/19 12:29:53 |
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Right so you could be my Auntie Edna or my Uncle Harold or even Chirpy my pet budgie .. --stone face
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Scientists attempt to calculate what a woman really means when she says she's 'fine'. 14/03/19 20:05:54 |
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08/01/19 12:00:04 |
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19/11/23 8:09:03 |
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17/11/23 20:01:09, edited: 17/11/23 20:01:51 |
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"Don't move Dave. There's a monkey on the back of your head." 24/09/23 11:03:16 |
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20/09/23 7:00:41, edited: 20/09/23 7:03:42 |
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*Hairoshima --James Lennox
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Glyn. It's a winner
10:40pm
comment on caption:
"I'm here to clean up this site. There'll be no more captions about sex and definitely no puns." [Stephen Bean]
So if it's a winner Mr Dome does that mean we are allowed punani or are we left with punoney?
Punoney - usually a state of being where folk go without punani, not that they need punani for validation, but generally there's an ick factor involved which puts folk with punanis off, telling them that you're a captioner being one of them. For example discussing how the voting system works isn't exactly turn on talk, but captioning is a sure fire way to get into someone's pants...and then get arrested because they usually want them back afterward
8:59am
comment on caption:
"I'm here to clean up this site. There'll be no more captions about sex and definitely no puns." [Stephen Bean]
With this many comments, it seems a shame not to have awarded a single vote.
9:02am
comment on caption:
"I'm here to clean up this site. There'll be no more captions about sex and definitely no puns." [Stephen Bean]
That would undermine the point of caption.me Molly otherwise if we were overwhelmed with comments and the votes that go with them this place would be renamed comment.me
11:57am
comment on caption:
"I'm here to clean up this site. There'll be no more captions about sex and definitely no puns." [Stephen Bean]
Underrated!
11:07pm
comment on caption:
"What's wrong with me Doc?"
"You have Heinz, foot and mouth disease." [Stephen Bean]
So Hoth is a lice planet?
8:32am
comment on caption:
"Han is really sorry he gave you nits." [Stephen Bean]
"I know, but...
I had 'Mustered' all of my Courage...
Thinking I could get away, and he wouldn't 'Ketchup."
10:23pm
comment on caption:
"I told you not to try and steal one of Gulliver's chips." [Stephen Bean]
Tickled me this one.
9:51pm
comment on caption:
"Thanks for holding the ladder Dave, but I'd feel a lot safer if you took off those roller skates." [Stephen Bean]
I bet the electricity company sends them a thank-you card in January
11:10am
comment on caption:
"Sorry kids, there'll be no presents this year. Our electric bill is larger than we expected." [Stephen Bean]
A big nod to 8:00:30
8:02am
comment on caption:
The Ghost of Christmas Pussed [Stephen Bean]