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I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean
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12/12/22 12:18:34 |
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Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point --Mr Dome
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31/03/23 19:00:07 |
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Sometimes you just have to bow down to a higher order --Mr Dome
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03/08/23 19:00:25 |
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21/04/20 11:00:17 |
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Life's a bitch and then you DIY 11/09/22 11:03:29 |
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08/07/20 11:00:09 |
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20/08/23 11:01:05 |
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27/10/23 19:00:32 |
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"It took me a while to realise my wife was shagging the plumber." 17/05/23 11:11:43, edited: 17/05/23 11:14:10 |
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01/04/22 11:10:36 |
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Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge. --John Glover
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07/10/18 11:00:09 |
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Still better than Vista. --Mauris Iocus
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The pen is mightier than the sword. 19/11/23 20:03:29 |
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20/07/23 11:08:41 |
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21/12/22 12:04:04 |
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29/11/22 12:00:05 |
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I only recently found out that Lucy Davis (The Office, Shaun of the Dead) is Jasper Carrot's daughter. You all in the UK probably know this already but I felt compelled to share. --James Lennox
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"Will you guys quit hogging the limelight please." 16/07/22 19:00:37 |
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04/10/19 19:02:43 |
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07/09/23 11:04:20 |
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30/07/23 11:00:19 |
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Tiddles was holding a mouse warming party. 09/04/23 7:35:27 |
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08/02/23 20:17:03 |
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"When you said we were going to rob a train..." 10/10/22 11:15:56 |
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24/06/22 7:02:43 |
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"Who killed you?" 31/03/22 11:45:46 |
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"You're doing well on your first shift kid. Hold your arms a bit wider, this next one's really big." 01/11/20 8:03:12 |
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29/01/23 20:00:10 |
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14/12/22 20:00:40 |
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"Yes, that's the Fokker that scratched my car." 24/10/22 11:09:38 |
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08/09/22 7:37:19, edited: 08/09/22 7:38:57 |
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Brilliant! Got me back again though 😂 --Ethy
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24/04/22 19:21:16 |
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The disappearance of Flight 737 remains a puzzle. 12/07/21 11:03:54 |
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"So, do you make a good living being a professional captioneer?" 22/10/23 19:29:21 |
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Yes, I do but I have to do terrible things to support my habit. They're called puns --Glyn Evans
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12/09/23 11:07:14 |
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We have our winner! Also, get off the site. -Anon --Peter Houle
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21/06/23 7:01:38 |
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11/05/23 11:00:53 |
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04/04/23 11:00:07 |
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"Took me sixty years but I finally remembered which tree I chained my bike to." 29/06/22 11:49:59 |
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"I just hope I can remember the combination." --Willie Johnson
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17/10/21 19:44:34 |
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...and escorted off the premises. 20/07/21 11:28:58 |
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"Not today love, I've got a monumental headache." 21/04/20 7:01:37 |
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07/04/20 11:12:18 |
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05/04/20 7:25:13 |
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"Hey guys, 6 feet!" --Scrijjy Doo
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01/01/20 8:09:43 |
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Mythical beast world championship result: 02/07/19 11:00:14 |
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Lol --sandeep chahal
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18/03/19 8:00:04 |
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04/05/23 11:00:06 |
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15/01/23 20:16:00 |
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07/01/23 8:00:06 |
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Yew have inspired many! 👍 --Julia Kinsey
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Some relationships just aren't meant to last. 26/11/22 20:00:11 |
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24/10/22 7:02:56 |
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"That's it, bow before your emperor." 07/10/22 19:58:12 |
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02/10/22 11:00:08 |
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14/09/22 11:20:48 |
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♪ I want to hide my bicycle.. ♪ 09/09/22 11:04:45, edited: 09/09/22 11:08:25 |
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06/05/22 19:23:58 |
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"Sorry to disturb you. I could've sworn I heard my rattle somewhere around here." 09/08/21 19:00:20 |
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02/06/21 7:00:05 |
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Springer? But I don't even know her. --Willie Johnson
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"Matron's Easter egg hunt gets harder every year." 04/04/21 19:06:38 |
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21/01/21 20:00:04 |
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L'Orange & Peking, a crowd favorite, but roasted by the judges --Mauris Iocus
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"I threw caution to the wind and it came back." 20/11/20 12:26:24 |
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"Sorry guys, I can't eat any more. I'm stuffed." 19/09/20 11:00:07 |
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Now if only I could get up. Somebody's put superglue on my seat. --Willie Johnson
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07/07/20 11:05:05 |
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Or Gang Bang? --Karyn Harrison
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28/03/20 12:00:05 |
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Scientists are close to understanding why women live longer than men. 04/03/20 12:00:05 |
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One of the most difficult jobs in the world is to give a sick whale a suppository. 16/01/20 20:16:12 |
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Be careful not to annoy them. They might fly off the handle. 04/04/19 7:26:24 |
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"That bloody tortoise is not going to win this time!" 15/08/23 7:03:12 |
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20/07/23 11:01:04 |
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That's the worst case of tinsillitis I've ever seen said the doctor. 10/07/23 11:04:36 |
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"Waiter, I think there's been a mistake. I ordered a carafe of wine." 22/06/23 11:08:07 |
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17/06/23 7:15:29 |
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17/03/23 8:00:09 |
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16/03/23 12:19:43 |
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16/03/23 12:00:36 |
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🎵 just another prick in the wall 🎵 12/03/23 8:00:11 |
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07/02/23 12:00:06 |
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05/02/23 20:18:15 |
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02/01/23 20:01:10 |
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23/12/22 8:00:12 |
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"What temperature do you set the thermostat?" 21/12/22 20:22:45 |
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The good old days... when families could afford to heat one room. 02/12/22 8:00:14 |
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22/11/22 12:38:13 |
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"Can you tell me how many lives you have left?" 22/10/21 19:00:34 |
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"It's a dangerous mission but we need one volunteer to cross the road..." 24/09/21 11:00:30 |
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05/05/21 7:00:06 |
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04/02/21 8:00:06 |
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20/11/20 20:36:54 |
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13/10/20 11:12:25 |
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14/09/20 11:01:23 |
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30/03/20 7:00:12 |
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18/10/19 19:00:10 |
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Mmmm, bishop takes king.... Is this cathedral in Prague? Then the joke is Czech, mate. :^) --Crunchy Chords
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NASA unveil the new rover for their next moon landing. 22/03/19 12:29:53 |
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Right so you could be my Auntie Edna or my Uncle Harold or even Chirpy my pet budgie .. --stone face
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Scientists attempt to calculate what a woman really means when she says she's 'fine'. 14/03/19 20:05:54 |
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08/01/19 12:00:04 |
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19/11/23 8:09:03 |
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17/11/23 20:01:09, edited: 17/11/23 20:01:51 |
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"Don't move Dave. There's a monkey on the back of your head." 24/09/23 11:03:16 |
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20/09/23 7:00:41, edited: 20/09/23 7:03:42 |
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*Hairoshima --James Lennox
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20/08/23 19:03:00 |
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A cat a meringue. --John Glover
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Sure, in 2025
2:00pm
comment on caption:
"So, do you make a good living being a professional captioneer?" [Stephen Bean]
I've also developed terrible Tourette's. DAVE, DAVE, CAT, GULLIVER, CAT, SUPERGLUE.
4:00pm
comment on caption:
"So, do you make a good living being a professional captioneer?" [Stephen Bean]
Does he have a stable wifi...?
7:06pm
comment on caption:
"Why isn't he coming out to feed us?"
"It's 8am. He's on that bloody website again." [Stephen Bean]
How sad. Before he got that he was outstanding in his field.
7:39am
comment on caption:
"Why don't you come outside to play Ed?"
"I suffer from nagoraphobia." [Stephen Bean]
General Wolf?
8:34am
comment on caption:
The Wolf shows off a few of his Dave awards. [Stephen Bean]
More reminiscent of Clouseau than Poirot (I'm not seeing the new suggestion link).
6:48pm
comment on caption:
"What are you doing here Poirot?"
"I'm a cistern the police with their enquiries." [Stephen Bean]
Great ''Mewter' Skills.
12:45pm
comment on caption:
"I'll need all my lives if I'm going to solve this bloody thing." [Stephen Bean]
What accent is this please?
1:28pm
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"Dry yer eyes son, there's na wey a'm payin two poonds fur ye to go to th' swimmin' pool." [Stephen Bean]
I thought she sailed everywhere?
8:37am
comment on caption:
"How was your flight Greta?" [Stephen Bean]
That's what she wants you to think.
9:05am
comment on caption:
"How was your flight Greta?" [Stephen Bean]