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Mr Dome  Vote score: 14755Mr Dome

My wife always runs around like this

12/11/22 9:03:54

Just as I was checking for "headless chicken" before posting, I spotted this - so much better! --Molly R
Stephen Bean Vote score: 27038Stephen Bean

Snog, marinade, avoid?

12/11/22 8:00:45

Ian Skelding Vote score: 29475Ian Skelding

“Thank goodness I’m a leg man.”

12/11/22 8:00:13

Kate B Vote score: 2099Kate B

Alice was struggling after going cold turkey.

12/11/22 8:21:19

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 10614Hercules Rockefeller

"Which came first? The chicken or the legs?"

12/11/22 8:06:52

John Harrison Vote score: 935John Harrison

Brief Hencounter

12/11/22 8:49:56

Crispin Fisher Vote score: 73Crispin Fisher

Poultry in motion.

12/11/22 20:18:18

Mark Cowling Vote score: 1505Mark Cowling

"Why is salmonella now listed as an STD?"

12/11/22 10:32:10

Ian Skelding Vote score: 29475Ian Skelding

BBC executive meeting:
“Yeah she’ll tick a few boxes but what can we employ her as?”

12/11/22 9:04:19

Stephen Bean Vote score: 27038Stephen Bean

"Your wife has been in a terrible accident crossing the road. Fortunately we think we've managed to piece her together."

12/11/22 8:58:59

Dave Bryan Vote score: 23578Dave Bryan

''How long have you been married to Bernard Matthews?''

12/11/22 8:15:52

John Harrison Vote score: 935John Harrison

Venus De Pollo

12/11/22 8:01:50

Mark Cowling Vote score: 1505Mark Cowling

Miss December.

12/11/22 10:45:28

Vivvy En Vote score: 10715Vivvy En

A serious case of bird flu

12/11/22 8:37:29

Craig Eddsenior Vote score: 1977Craig Eddsenior

Her breasts were tender

12/11/22 8:09:13

Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2778Karen Oakenfull

It was a right bastard getting it to fit in the baking tray I can tell ya.”

12/11/22 11:25:23

James Lennox Vote score: 12572James Lennox

Suddenly "Finger Lick'n Good" sounds a bit pervy.

12/11/22 8:51:44, edited: 12/11/22 9:25:24

C CaMel Vote score: 8899C CaMel

Miss Chernobyl 2022

12/11/22 8:27:41

Stephen Bean Vote score: 27038Stephen Bean

Why did the chicken cross with Rhoda?

12/11/22 8:01:34

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 6097Scrijjy Doo

Make a wish.

12/11/22 14:10:33

Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2778Karen Oakenfull

Is that the new exhibit for the fourth plinth?

12/11/22 12:18:43

Stephen Bean Vote score: 27038Stephen Bean

"Of course I'm not happy. I ordered Kentucky Guyed Chicken!"

12/11/22 10:24:53

Nigel Marshall Vote score: 704Nigel Marshall

Chicken dipper

12/11/22 8:46:35

Ethy Vote score: 2705Ethy

Honey chicken with a little dressing

12/11/22 8:21:33

Kate B Vote score: 2099Kate B

Felicity's nickname in school was 'Chick Flick'

12/11/22 8:20:40

Vivvy En Vote score: 10715Vivvy En

"So what are you going to use for stuffing?"

12/11/22 8:19:56

Al Overy Vote score: 14159Al Overy

Who's the clucky lady then?

12/11/22 8:14:11

Vivvy En Vote score: 10715Vivvy En

"Birds are always telling me off for seeing them as a piece of meat."

12/11/22 8:11:20, edited: 12/11/22 8:40:38

Tony S Vote score: 6130Tony S

I would go topless but I'm a chicken

12/11/22 8:01:29

Paul Gledhill Vote score: 597Paul Gledhill

Chicken breasts

12/11/22 8:00:59

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