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	clever Grounded! 31/03/20 12:40:41	1 13
A reasonable punishment. --Scrijjy Doo
	Friendly fire 14/02/20 20:05:07	13

	''If you want some action, fellas, just give me a ring.'' 07/01/20 8:02:50	13

	''Sarge, we've got the right Donald.'' ''OK, let the Duck go.'' 30/11/19 9:07:50	13

	NO KITE FLYING 07/11/19 12:02:05	13

	clever The Sty At Night 19/10/19 8:00:15	13

	''Why am I under arrest?'' ''You're wearing a loud shirt in a quiet neighbourhood.'' 10/09/19 12:05:35	1 13

	''No, darling, I said you needed to put a coat on.'' 31/07/19 12:41:45	1 13

	lol ''Isn't that typical? You go for a coffee and when you get back some c*nt is sitting in your seat.'' 29/07/19 20:04:15	13

	lol Shoppers run for cover as plague of moths hits city centre. 26/07/19 12:08:10	13

	Inkling 23/07/19 8:04:57	13

	''She's wanted dead or alive. There's a price on her head.'' 07/07/19 20:28:38	13

	The Nan In The Iron Mask 26/04/19 13:26:21	13

	''Order! Order! Order! Order! Order!'' ''What's that noise?'' ''It sounds like The Speaker.'' 08/04/19 8:21:40	13

	clever ''They always come to Sainsbury's with me. They collect the nectar points.'' 04/04/19 8:04:40	13

	Warning: Heavy Plant Crossing 05/12/18 20:00:28	13

	Shia delight 14/10/18 12:10:13	13

	''Darling, when I said she wanted a Magnum.....'' 25/09/18 20:47:49	13

	Men Behaving Sadly 15/08/18 12:01:10	13

	''Apparently, the company isn't doing very well. They've had to call in the receivers.'' 19/06/18 13:36:14	13

	lol DAVE CHANG'S LABORATORY IN WUHAN ''Rex, be a good dog and keep an eye on this Covid virus for me. I'm just off for a quick round of golf.'' 06/05/24 20:31:35, edited: 06/05/24 22:25:02, suggested edits	1 12

	As Dave had received no response from his initial communication, he had to knock out another email. 06/05/24 12:27:55, edited: 06/05/24 12:42:25	12

	If there was any food left over, Dave would always hoover it up. 11/04/24 12:09:55	12

	''Sandra, are you talking out of your arse again?'' 20/03/24 8:01:44	12

	He should have looked in his wing mirror. 19/03/24 8:03:20, edited: 19/03/24 8:06:28	12

	THE ESCAPE ROOM ''I couldn't give a shit if Bob and Sandra solved it, Dave. We've been in here three days and I want something to eat.'' 04/03/24 12:50:56, edited: 04/03/24 13:13:08	12

	''If you don't start playing better, Albert, we're going to lose. I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.'' 02/03/24 13:09:43	12

	JUST MARRIED Shotgun Wedding 16/02/24 8:05:10	12

	24 HOURS EARLIER ''Thank you for this wonderful mystery holiday, darling. You've no idea how much I need a break from the kitchen.'' 05/01/24 8:18:34	12

	''These bras are far too small for me,'' thought Trump. ''I'm the biggest tit on the planet.'' 26/12/23 8:11:08	12

	''Can you tell your husband to try and get it in the bowl.'' ''How do you know he doesn't?'' ''He pissed all over me when I was cleaning the bath.'' 24/11/23 12:48:01, edited: 24/11/23 12:48:14	1 12

	Victoria's secret 22/11/23 12:29:17, edited: 22/11/23 12:37:46	12

	''Keep still, guys, while he takes the photo. We're becoming an embarrassment.'' (see comment) 15/11/23 12:40:56	2 12
Why would my mum call me a group of pandas? --Brian Butterfield
	The Black Eyed Ps 15/11/23 12:03:36	12

	''The UK economy is booming, inflation is under control, health service waiting lists are going down and the Metropolitan Police are wonderful.'' ''Which planet are you living on?'' 23/10/23 20:31:05	12

	''Would you like another one?'' ''Yes, life is easier with two legs.'' 03/10/23 12:09:16	12

	''Smile, that's absolutely fantastic. Now pop in the truck and let's get you down to the slaughterhouse.'' 13/09/23 12:27:15	12

	Toilet key available from Customer Services on the third floor. 25/08/23 8:53:23	12

	Inhale Mary 19/08/23 12:52:06	12

	Jane was always making an exhibition of herself. 12/08/23 12:01:17	12

	''I don't mind you identifying as a dog, Dave, but I'm not having you sniffing my butt in the supermarket.'' 08/08/23 20:28:20	12

	''I told you we'd be bigger in the USA, Meghan.'' 14/06/23 20:05:14	12

	That awful moment when you can still hear the engine purring but you've just switched it off. 07/06/23 21:24:37, edited: 07/06/23 21:26:15	12

	The Fleeing Scotsman 04/06/23 8:16:07	12

	''So the barman says......So the barman says......So the barman says.......'' ''What's the matter?'' ''Sorry, I can never get to the finishing line.'' 06/04/23 8:36:05	12

	''We love it here. They always serve jumbo portions.'' 02/04/23 8:05:51	12

	''She's been very ill recently but fortunately they were able to cure her.'' 26/03/23 8:19:24	12

	Drum and Homebase 21/03/23 12:01:00	12

	''The chicken isn't making any noise. Does it need plugging in?'' ''No, it's a battery hen.'' 17/02/23 8:36:48, edited: 17/02/23 8:45:30	12

	''That's a coincidence, I write captions too.'' 09/02/23 12:25:12	12

	Mittens Got Talent 06/02/23 12:00:12, edited: 06/02/23 12:02:08	12

	''Honestly, she isn’t my daughter.'' 02/02/23 20:00:20, edited: 02/02/23 20:01:03	12

	DOCTOR'S SURGERY ''When did you first notice the ringing in your ears?'' 26/01/23 8:04:58, edited: 26/01/23 8:22:26	12

	''I don't like my birthday present,'' said Dave, immediately putting his foot in it. 23/01/23 8:05:15	12

	''Have you been a werewolf for your entire journey?'' ''No, I changed at Crewe.'' 23/12/22 12:23:08	12

	clever Convenience food 25/11/22 8:11:00	4 12
I saw 8:07 but thought this was cleverer. --Molly R
	''Make my day, Anon. Post that comment.'' 14/11/22 12:14:17	12

	clever ''Stop moaning, Rex. The queue for the Bitches is twice as long.'' 11/11/22 8:00:48, edited: 11/11/22 8:02:22	12

	Owing to spending cuts, the Parks & Gardens Department was having to operate with a skeleton staff. 20/10/22 8:00:10	12

	Overflow car park 28/09/22 8:27:05	12

	''Sorry about the state of the place. I used to live in a nice bungalow before I got a flat.'' 15/08/22 8:05:19	12

	''I can't understand why you married him. He's only got a tiny todger.'' ''True, but have you seen the size of his tongue.'' 27/07/22 20:02:33	12

	lol Sadly, they didn't notice the Van from Del Monte. 04/06/22 12:03:56	12

	''No more please, gran. We couldn't face another pancake.'' 26/05/22 8:09:21	12

	''How many times do I have to tell you? The crowd has gone home, Jesus.'' 23/05/22 12:02:19	12

	lol ''This is your captain speaking. My wife wants a divorce and I feel really depressed.'' 03/05/22 20:34:46	1 12

	''How are you finding married life, Snow White?'' ''Grimm.'' 02/05/22 20:01:32	12

	''Why are you wearing women's high heels, sir?'' ''I don't want to be in my shoes when the UN War Crimes Commission catches up with me.'' 14/04/22 12:50:37	1 12

	BREAKING: UK COST OF LIVING CRISIS Macron strengthens border patrols as more British migrants head for Calais. 08/02/22 12:03:47	12

	''Can you go on the till, Tom?'' ''I'll try but I normally use a litter tray.'' 22/01/22 13:53:57	12

	''Why don't we tell him to leave? He delivered the pizza twenty minutes ago.'' 11/01/22 20:08:44	12

	''If I owned the firm, I would change the name. 'The Blown-Rite Insulation Company' is a bit of a mouthful.'' 08/01/22 8:03:02	12

	TRY CAPTION.ME 01/01/22 12:04:17	12

	''Does Santa go everywhere, mummy?'' ''Yes, you'll even find him in china.'' 15/12/21 8:05:01	12

	''I met him on tinder.'' 22/11/21 12:20:07	12

	lol ''Right up until the last moment Dave was still expecting the stork to arrive.'' 15/11/21 12:03:37	12

	Railway sleeper 14/11/21 8:08:04	12

	''It's unusual to see this duck on a river. It spends most of its time in Bath.'' 13/11/21 12:08:05	12

	''How did the reenactment go?'' ''We won again.'' 28/10/21 21:43:40	12

	''This song about me only having one ball is not true. The vet got them both.'' 22/10/21 20:25:39	12

	''If you would like more information on how you can achieve complete immunity from Covid by giving head to an Irishman, please phone the hotline number on your screen now. This has been Sandra Williams talking shit as usual on Fox News.'' 18/10/21 9:06:48	12

	''Is your daughter training for the Olympics?'' ''At the moment, yes, but she could switch to the Paralympics.'' 30/09/21 12:18:53	12

	Somehow Dave always managed to get a table to himself. 12/08/21 8:04:43	12

	lol WOMAN'S BEST FRIEND ''Would you like me to fetch you a glass of wine?'' 19/07/21 8:12:40	2 12
I've just remarked that I've never had a glass of wine in the bath. Daughter's just reminded me that I take showers. LOL --Vivvy En
	''I was working in the area and I noticed that one of your ice slabs is loose. Would you like me to fix it for you?'' ''No, I never hire cold callers.'' 13/06/21 12:41:15	12

	''And the winning raffle ticket is 86 yellow.'' 08/06/21 20:54:12	12

	''Was it an amicable divorce?'' ''Yes, we shared everything.'' 30/05/21 8:25:54	12

	Harry Potter And The Philosophers, Stoned 22/05/21 12:00:08	12

	''There's that Tiddles from number sixteen. Would you believe it? She's just had another litter. A couple of fish heads and she's anybody's.'' 13/05/21 12:28:56	12

	''I never know how to start a conversation when I'm dancing.'' ''Try saying, 'Do you come here often'. That's a good way to break the ice.'' 25/04/21 12:46:58	12

	Steering committee 06/03/21 12:08:12	12

	She has a reputation as a home wrecker. 26/02/21 8:15:29	12

	clever ''Her Izal follow you all round the room.'' 22/02/21 12:10:10	12

	clever ''The key is available from reception on the second floor.'' 01/02/21 12:13:22	4 12
"Of course, Sir, you may sign for the key... Oh! I notice you haven't had your pass validated. You'll have to go down three levels below the parking garage to see Jenny in Client Relations. She'll be busy this time of day, but if you hurry, yo... --Mauris Iocus
	lol ''I'm turning back, Bob. F-ck the Grand Old Duke Of York.'' 14/01/21 12:28:40	12

	WARNING: Crocodiles are advised to beware of oncoming wheelchairs. 14/12/20 8:08:36	12

	''I wish he wouldn't throw the stick so bloody far.'' 09/11/20 8:36:12	12

	''I've got some good news for you, Mrs Jones. Your mother's heart operation was successful.'' 01/10/20 12:10:49	12

	Some of the entries are outstanding in their field. 20/09/20 12:00:50	12

	''Can I have a cuddle?'' ''No, you still stink after using that portaloo.'' 13/09/20 8:35:51	12