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Dave Bryan Vote score: 5872Dave Bryan

NO KITE FLYING

07/11/19 12:02:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5872Dave Bryan

This property is protected by Hawkeye Security Systems.

07/11/19 12:04:11

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5930Hercules Rockefeller

Tony was pleased to discover that he could still skateboard there.

07/11/19 12:11:05

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22332Michael Winner

*whisper* "The Placard Harrier often beats its prey to death using available signage."

07/11/19 20:17:28

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5751Greg Curtis

“Aviary restrictive place.”

07/11/19 12:48:54

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1298Scrijjy Doo

In fact, just fuck off!

07/11/19 20:35:58

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4704Vivvy En

'No wonder there's no sparrows around here' thought Hawky. 'There's nowt for 'em to do.'

07/11/19 18:33:09

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7096Chris Keegan

Other signs available on higher perches.

07/11/19 12:20:17

 
stone face Vote score: 5698stone face

As I went walking I saw a sign there
And on the sign it said "No Trespassing."
But on the other side it didn't say nothing,
That side was made for you and me.

Woody Guthrie -Original verse from This Land Is Your Land. Dropped from the original for being too political. But sung at Presidents Obama's inauguration by Springsteen and Pete Seeger.

Education time over, back to having some fun kids..

07/11/19 12:15:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30128Tony Edwards

Legal eagle

07/11/19 12:17:57

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9426Vanessa the Guesser

The Lord's Preyer - Forgive Us Our Trespasses

07/11/19 12:11:29

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19544John Glover

That's just the landowner being pretentious, they don't have a sodding lake.

07/11/19 12:06:38

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5872Dave Bryan

Violators will be barred and feathered.

07/11/19 12:06:32

 
Molly R Vote score: 1130Molly R

Birds of prey are very territorial.

07/11/19 12:01:12

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37406Welsh Rarebit

...AND NO BLOODY CATS!

07/11/19 12:00:08

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 71Jack Joyce

I hate patronising signs. "Obviously", it's a field

08/11/19 17:16:35

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9530Neil Mackenzie

Originally it said :- NO Trespassing with fishing tackle, NO Trespassing with or without a bathing costume.NO Trespassing with a canoe, dinghy or anything that floats. NO Trespassing with ice skates, but they decided that was too long and opted for this.

07/11/19 16:51:18

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20964Ian Skelding

No water

07/11/19 16:31:23

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5143Paul Reeve

Do Not Feed The Pigeons
(If by chance there are any left)

07/11/19 13:35:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4991Stephen Bean

Dave was relieved to find he could still fly his kite.
(nod to 12:02:05)

07/11/19 13:03:22

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4991Stephen Bean

"My family has fished here for generations. How dare they harrier me!"

07/11/19 12:13:08

 
stone face Vote score: 5698stone face

"Jeezus! If I could do fishing, swimming ,boating and ice skating, I'd be on Britain's Got Talons."

07/11/19 12:09:22

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4691The Wolf

"This is the worst fishing, swimming, boating and ice skating holiday I have ever been on...and I'm scared of birds"

07/11/19 12:00:41

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Unfortunately this is what you get if you do things on the cheep. --Karyn Harrison
Willie Johnson Vote score: 709Willie Johnson

PRIVATE PROPERTY
NO
POSTING

(oops)

08/11/19 7:56:01

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7644Mr Dome

I wish I could sign like a bidr

07/11/19 18:25:02

 
Lynne A Vote score: 18Lynne A

Pay rapt(or) attention to these rules

07/11/19 15:48:06

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 831Carey Sutton

But ok to do private things?

07/11/19 14:13:12

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5751Greg Curtis

Incumbird

07/11/19 13:45:13

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 496Barrie Bullock

... but hawking your wares is allowed.

07/11/19 12:59:00

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4991Stephen Bean

"At least I can still hawk on water."

07/11/19 12:46:36

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9426Vanessa the Guesser

"That's why I can't see my mates, Orville & Dean."

07/11/19 12:03:28

 
stone face Vote score: 5698stone face

"And no hawking."

07/11/19 12:02:15

 
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