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Dave Bryan Vote score: 7202Dave Bryan

NO KITE FLYING

07/11/19 12:02:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7202Dave Bryan

This property is protected by Hawkeye Security Systems.

07/11/19 12:04:11

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6196Hercules Rockefeller

Tony was pleased to discover that he could still skateboard there.

07/11/19 12:11:05

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22586Michael Winner

*whisper* "The Placard Harrier often beats its prey to death using available signage."

07/11/19 20:17:28

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5987Greg Curtis

“Aviary restrictive place.”

07/11/19 12:48:54

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1676Scrijjy Doo

In fact, just fuck off!

07/11/19 20:35:58

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5036Vivvy En

'No wonder there's no sparrows around here' thought Hawky. 'There's nowt for 'em to do.'

07/11/19 18:33:09

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8127Chris Keegan

Other signs available on higher perches.

07/11/19 12:20:17

 
stone face Vote score: 6689stone face

As I went walking I saw a sign there
And on the sign it said "No Trespassing."
But on the other side it didn't say nothing,
That side was made for you and me.

Woody Guthrie -Original verse from This Land Is Your Land. Dropped from the original for being too political. But sung at Presidents Obama's inauguration by Springsteen and Pete Seeger.

Education time over, back to having some fun kids..

07/11/19 12:15:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30619Tony Edwards

Legal eagle

07/11/19 12:17:57

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10292Vanessa the Guesser

The Lord's Preyer - Forgive Us Our Trespasses

07/11/19 12:11:29

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19897John Glover

That's just the landowner being pretentious, they don't have a sodding lake.

07/11/19 12:06:38

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7202Dave Bryan

Violators will be barred and feathered.

07/11/19 12:06:32

 
Molly R Vote score: 1397Molly R

Birds of prey are very territorial.

07/11/19 12:01:12

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38757Welsh Rarebit

...AND NO BLOODY CATS!

07/11/19 12:00:08

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

I hate patronising signs. "Obviously", it's a field

08/11/19 17:16:35

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9816Neil Mackenzie

Originally it said :- NO Trespassing with fishing tackle, NO Trespassing with or without a bathing costume.NO Trespassing with a canoe, dinghy or anything that floats. NO Trespassing with ice skates, but they decided that was too long and opted for this.

07/11/19 16:51:18

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21299Ian Skelding

No water

07/11/19 16:31:23

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5222Paul Reeve

Do Not Feed The Pigeons
(If by chance there are any left)

07/11/19 13:35:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6621Stephen Bean

Dave was relieved to find he could still fly his kite.
(nod to 12:02:05)

07/11/19 13:03:22

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6621Stephen Bean

"My family has fished here for generations. How dare they harrier me!"

07/11/19 12:13:08

 
stone face Vote score: 6689stone face

"Jeezus! If I could do fishing, swimming ,boating and ice skating, I'd be on Britain's Got Talons."

07/11/19 12:09:22

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5876The Wolf

"This is the worst fishing, swimming, boating and ice skating holiday I have ever been on...and I'm scared of birds"

07/11/19 12:00:41

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Unfortunately this is what you get if you do things on the cheep. --Karyn Harrison
Willie Johnson Vote score: 995Willie Johnson

PRIVATE PROPERTY
NO
POSTING

(oops)

08/11/19 7:56:01

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8563Mr Dome

I wish I could sign like a bidr

07/11/19 18:25:02

 
Lynne A Vote score: 34Lynne A

Pay rapt(or) attention to these rules

07/11/19 15:48:06

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

But ok to do private things?

07/11/19 14:13:12

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5987Greg Curtis

Incumbird

07/11/19 13:45:13

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 541Barrie Bullock

... but hawking your wares is allowed.

07/11/19 12:59:00

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6621Stephen Bean

"At least I can still hawk on water."

07/11/19 12:46:36

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10292Vanessa the Guesser

"That's why I can't see my mates, Orville & Dean."

07/11/19 12:03:28

 
stone face Vote score: 6689stone face

"And no hawking."

07/11/19 12:02:15

 
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