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Why dont we tell him to leave? He delivered the pizza twenty minutes ago.
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 22518Dave Bryan

''Why don't we tell him to leave? He delivered the pizza twenty minutes ago.''

11/01/22 20:08:44

Stephen Bean Vote score: 25772Stephen Bean

Confessions of a Captioneer's Wife
Book 1: The 8pm slot

11/01/22 20:00:10

James Lennox Vote score: 12049James Lennox

"So, Dave, our wives seem to be enjoying the switch, how are you enjoying your handjob?"

"Meh..."

11/01/22 20:09:10

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 10296Hercules Rockefeller

Janice was more interested in cameltoe than mistletoe.

11/01/22 20:02:08

The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"Dave, I didn't expect this at our swingers party, did you?"

"No Tom, I didn't. But keep sucking."

11/01/22 20:07:22

Must have popped a Viagra in the meantime then --Mr Dome
C CaMel Vote score: 8824C CaMel

-In the car going home-
“Dave, next time we play charades maybe write down your 2nd favourite film.”

11/01/22 20:31:09

Tony S Vote score: 5919Tony S

Dave wanted a silent night so his wife went for a Carol service.

11/01/22 20:16:32

Mr Dome  Vote score: 14381Mr Dome

Me next, mum

11/01/22 21:02:59

Tony S Vote score: 5919Tony S

"Whats wrong with Dave?"
"I told him he can't keep it up any more ."
"Shall we help him take the tree down then?"

11/01/22 20:35:31

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 18503Vanessa the Guesser

Holly and Ivy - now they are both full grown

11/01/22 20:10:57

Al Overy Vote score: 13483Al Overy

Next on Panorama: Do crap beards repulse women and increase lesbianism?

"Hey, you two, can you believe this nonsense? I bet there's no evidence!"

11/01/22 20:01:15

Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6589Crunchy Chords

I might have misheard when my wife said she was inviting a fellow thespian for Christmas.

11/01/22 20:00:14

John  Glover Vote score: 22687John Glover

"Oh go on, give me a kiss Gwen. Daphne has lost all interest in me since she grew a beard."

12/01/22 2:30:52

Mark Wilson Vote score: 4677Mark Wilson

"For the love of God will you two stop, it's a draylon sofa, fanny juice will stain it"

11/01/22 22:15:05

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 18503Vanessa the Guesser

Twelfth Night marks the coming of the Maggie.

11/01/22 20:03:08

Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6589Crunchy Chords

One hour into my wife's Threesome Weekend, I was done and starting to wonder if maybe this had been a bad idea...

11/01/22 20:02:00

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