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Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

Shia delight

14/10/18 12:10:13

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 515Carey Sutton

Ices

15/10/18 0:36:18

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John Llamas Vote score: 19751John Llamas

Sunni disposition

14/10/18 12:03:25

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1708Crunchy Chords

"If I eat both it might make me Sikh."

14/10/18 17:40:24

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21614Michael Winner

In Islam, the week starts on a sundae.

14/10/18 12:36:20

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5565Chris Keegan

In a cunning plan Trump supplies disguised self detonating grenades to the Taliban.

14/10/18 12:40:04

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

Mustafa 99.

14/10/18 23:27:16

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

Give the lad a break. Have you ever tried selling ice creams door to door ?

14/10/18 13:19:55

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 522Sam Cass

Ok, can I eat these now? Are you all out of racy captions?

14/10/18 12:30:34

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6538Mr Dome

Made with Kurdled milk

14/10/18 12:22:23

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5502Greg Curtis

"Please, I'm too young to diet."

14/10/18 12:19:33

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 515Carey Sutton

"No you idiot, I said go to Isis! Not get two ices"

14/10/18 12:08:55

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Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

First day as a traffic warden and Sandeep is sent to put the cones out.

14/10/18 12:02:31

 
Stu Sull Vote score: 1744Stu Sull

Cone-man the Algerian

14/10/18 12:00:49

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9106Neil Mackenzie

No they have not melted, Iran all the way from the Ice cream Van.

15/10/18 10:36:34

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 239Generic RedHead

Not what he wasn't expecting when he was sentenced to two whips.

15/10/18 0:56:29

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 239Generic RedHead

I wouldn't eat those, they're Shiite

15/10/18 0:55:22

 
Adrian Purcell Vote score: 17Adrian Purcell

I got pink one for you. You write nice caption, yes?

14/10/18 23:42:13

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6538Mr Dome

Tales of the Arabian ice

14/10/18 19:09:46

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1708Crunchy Chords

"I heard it's made with real turban vanilla."

14/10/18 17:52:26

 
Stu Sull Vote score: 1744Stu Sull

Full of middle eastern prom-ice.

14/10/18 12:57:04

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12368Dan Nicholls

F*cking Tinder.

14/10/18 12:44:07

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12368Dan Nicholls

"Flake?" he said, looking worryingly towards the camel's rear.

14/10/18 12:41:31

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12368Dan Nicholls

Ice-is tries new recruitment tactic. (Nod to 12.08.55 seen after posting)

14/10/18 12:40:26

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35555Welsh Rarebit

"Mr Whippy ice cream doesn't taste like shiite."

14/10/18 12:33:10

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21614Michael Winner

Just don't ask for a Magnum in the face.

14/10/18 12:31:50

 
Sam Dance Vote score: 120Sam Dance

Better than sex with 72 virgins

14/10/18 12:24:28

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6538Mr Dome

When ice creams, yous run

14/10/18 12:19:13

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35555Welsh Rarebit

I didn't know that there were Fathers 4 Just Ices in Syria ?

14/10/18 12:16:31

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20535Ian Skelding

"Where's mine?"
"You're just about to stand on it."

14/10/18 12:12:55

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20535Ian Skelding

Jai had ice creams.

14/10/18 12:12:01

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5422Glyn Evans

(99 x 2 = 198) - flakes = 0

14/10/18 12:09:47

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20535Ian Skelding

"He used to be the official who handed out punishment but he hasn't lost his nickname."
"What is it?"
"Mr Whippy."

14/10/18 12:08:16

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 2642Funny Bean

"Kandyhar or Pashtun fruit flavour?"

14/10/18 12:01:50

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35555Welsh Rarebit

I thought that ice cream was Talibanned in Afghanistan?

14/10/18 12:01:41

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7981Vanessa the Guesser

A Hundred and Thousand Splendid Sons

14/10/18 12:01:02

 
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