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Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5093Scrijjy Doo

Hold Wetty and Crappy while I hang myself.

02/05/22 20:06:01

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You had me at Wetty and Crappy. --Willie Johnson
Dave Bryan Vote score: 20726Dave Bryan

''How are you finding married life, Snow White?''

''Grimm.''

02/05/22 20:01:32

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17570Vanessa the Guesser

🎵 Someday My Prince Will Come 🎵

Looks like he did several times.

02/05/22 20:01:16

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 9537Vivvy En

'The lazy sod's been having an affair. I've just found a hair upstairs and it certainly ain't mine. It's blonde and 30ft long! That bitch...'

02/05/22 20:32:08

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13064Neil Mackenzie

She couldn’t believe she had turned into Grumpy.

02/05/22 20:10:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 20726Dave Bryan

''Now I want everyone in the audience to help me. If you ever see the prince sneeking up to me with an erect penis, shout out 'He's behind you!'.''

02/05/22 20:38:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23076Stephen Bean

...and they all lived unhappily ever after

02/05/22 20:00:49

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28244Ian Skelding

“Do you have 5 more of those juicy red apples Evil Queen?”

02/05/22 20:00:14

 
James Lennox Vote score: 11214James Lennox

"Bastard. You could have woken me with just a kiss."

02/05/22 20:55:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23076Stephen Bean

Unfortunately Doc was so short-sighted he gave Snow White paracetamol instead of birth control pills.

02/05/22 20:01:20

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 1170stoneface1

And they lived nappy ever after..

02/05/22 20:55:47

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17185Dan Nicholls

Snow White and the seven benefits cheques.

02/05/22 20:16:19

 
James Lennox Vote score: 11214James Lennox

"Why should I help, they're obviously not mine. Way too short."

02/05/22 20:06:42

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 20726Dave Bryan

''My mother warned me that marriage was a f-cking pantomime.''

02/05/22 20:03:30

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Oh yes it is!  --Dot Old
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5093Scrijjy Doo

Snow White 2 sucks.

02/05/22 20:02:24

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 3651Willie Johnson

🎵 Mama said there'll be days like this. There'll be days like this Mama said (Mama said, Mama said)... 🎵

02/05/22 22:43:55

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 9646Glyn Evans

"Taking care of the seven dwarves was a practise run for this?"

02/05/22 22:14:33

 
John  Glover Vote score: 22468John Glover

"Mummy, mummy, why has daddy sent my other little brothers to that ugly old lady who lives in that gingerbread house in the woods?"

02/05/22 20:25:24

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17185Dan Nicholls

Mirror mirror on the wall, I can't cope with this at all, tell me mirror, tell me straight, can I get this twat castrate?

02/05/22 20:15:52

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17185Dan Nicholls

Hi, ho.

02/05/22 20:14:36

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17570Vanessa the Guesser

Poor Snow White suffered terrible flashbacks of the nasty tasting Cox.

02/05/22 20:11:41

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13064Neil Mackenzie

She had no problem looking after four, she used to look after seven little buggers.

02/05/22 20:09:03

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23076Stephen Bean

Shortly after getting married they had to sell the castle to pay victims of the prince's past dodgy sexual encounters.

02/05/22 20:04:55

 
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