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Hold Wetty and Crappy while I hang myself.
02/05/22 20:06:01
''How are you finding married life, Snow White?''''Grimm.''
02/05/22 20:01:32
🎵 Someday My Prince Will Come 🎵Looks like he did several times.
02/05/22 20:01:16
'The lazy sod's been having an affair. I've just found a hair upstairs and it certainly ain't mine. It's blonde and 30ft long! That bitch...'
02/05/22 20:32:08
She couldn’t believe she had turned into Grumpy.
02/05/22 20:10:53
''Now I want everyone in the audience to help me. If you ever see the prince sneeking up to me with an erect penis, shout out 'He's behind you!'.''
02/05/22 20:38:35
...and they all lived unhappily ever after
02/05/22 20:00:49
“Do you have 5 more of those juicy red apples Evil Queen?”
02/05/22 20:00:14
"Bastard. You could have woken me with just a kiss."
02/05/22 20:55:33
Unfortunately Doc was so short-sighted he gave Snow White paracetamol instead of birth control pills.
02/05/22 20:01:20
And they lived nappy ever after..
02/05/22 20:55:47
Snow White and the seven benefits cheques.
02/05/22 20:16:19
"Why should I help, they're obviously not mine. Way too short."
02/05/22 20:06:42
''My mother warned me that marriage was a f-cking pantomime.''
02/05/22 20:03:30
Snow White 2 sucks.
02/05/22 20:02:24
🎵 Mama said there'll be days like this. There'll be days like this Mama said (Mama said, Mama said)... 🎵
02/05/22 22:43:55
"Taking care of the seven dwarves was a practise run for this?"
02/05/22 22:14:33
"Mummy, mummy, why has daddy sent my other little brothers to that ugly old lady who lives in that gingerbread house in the woods?"
02/05/22 20:25:24
Mirror mirror on the wall, I can't cope with this at all, tell me mirror, tell me straight, can I get this twat castrate?
02/05/22 20:15:52
Hi, ho.
02/05/22 20:14:36
Poor Snow White suffered terrible flashbacks of the nasty tasting Cox.
02/05/22 20:11:41
She had no problem looking after four, she used to look after seven little buggers.
02/05/22 20:09:03
Shortly after getting married they had to sell the castle to pay victims of the prince's past dodgy sexual encounters.
02/05/22 20:04:55
