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Antarctic expedition diary. Day 1.  Me and my fellow explorers were getting tired. The freezing conditions and sharp winds were starting to affect our strength and patience. After a 50 mile hike through the difficult terrain, we stopped to eat s
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The Wolf Vote score: 10349The Wolf

Antarctic expedition diary. Day 1.

Me and my fellow explorers were getting tired. The freezing conditions and sharp winds were starting to affect our strength and patience. After a 50 mile hike through the difficult terrain, we stopped to eat some energy gels from our survival packs. What happened next we could have never predicted. Derbyshire Police turned up and fined us £200 for having a f*cking picnic.

14/01/21 12:10:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12753Dave Bryan

''I'm turning back, Bob. F-ck the Grand Old Duke Of York.''

14/01/21 12:28:40

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10198Chris Keegan

Scottish police arrest 22 men for having a search party

14/01/21 12:14:37

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 147Mauris Iocus

"Again, gotta say, I really appreciate you guys helping me find where I dropped my keys.

14/01/21 12:25:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33208Tony Edwards

Scottish team of mountaineers hope to conga Everest.

14/01/21 12:05:39

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With Sherpas. It's really heartwarming to see Miami Sound Machine working again... --Mauris Iocus
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7507Hercules Rockefeller

"Just out of curiosity, have any of you seen the movie Alive?"

14/01/21 12:10:09

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3159Al Overy

"Earlier on today, apparently, a woman rang the BBC and said she heard there was snow on the way. Well, if you're watching, don't worry, there isn't!", said Michael Fish.

14/01/21 12:04:43

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3159Al Overy

Winter 2022 and despite the search party's best efforts, still no sign of Trump's 'lost votes'.

14/01/21 13:16:12

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Well, to be fair, they're marching over mounds of dead people, who are also voting dem. --Mauris Iocus
James Lennox Vote score: 7329James Lennox

Dave couldn't shake a strange feeling that he was being followed.

14/01/21 12:05:05

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11394Neil Mackenzie

Charlie Sheen knows how to throw a party.

15/01/21 11:12:03

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7358Glyn Evans

"We fucked up - this expedition was a mistake, pass it on"

14/01/21 20:12:39

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12753Dave Bryan

''We've been trudging up this mountain for twelve solid hours. Why don't we Everest?''

14/01/21 14:07:31

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12753Dave Bryan

''How much further is it to the Covid vaccination centre?''

14/01/21 12:14:14

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10198Chris Keegan

"Tell Dave I'm positive he took a wrong turning 15 miles back, there's no Tesco's up here, pass it on"
- "Tell Dave I'm positive he took a wrong turning 16 miles back, there's no Tesco's up here, pass it on"
- "Tell Dave I'm positive he took a wrong turning 17 miles back, there's no Tesco's up here, pass it on"
- "Tell Dave I'm.................

14/01/21 12:09:56

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4998Stu Dent

Trek and Trace

14/01/21 13:52:41

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10198Chris Keegan

Spotted in the Welsh hills earlier today, more Vodafone customers in search of a signal.

14/01/21 12:53:27

 1
Not enough bars? --Peter Houle
The Wolf Vote score: 10349The Wolf

"I knew I shouldn't have worn flip flops"

14/01/21 12:37:53

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10917Mr Dome

The winners of the 2021 line dancing competition were said to be on cloud 9

14/01/21 12:22:56

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33208Tony Edwards

Madness reunion

14/01/21 12:21:39

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15566Dan Nicholls

The quest for the mythical last toilet roll had begun.

14/01/21 12:11:56

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3084Scrijjy Doo

Canada ain't so bad.

14/01/21 14:06:32

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Well, sure... you can say that because the pic is summer vacation. --Mauris Iocus
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2298Mark Wilson

I just seen Boris Johnson go past on his bike

14/01/21 14:01:09

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He's feeling ice-o-lated! --Anthony Smith
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33208Tony Edwards

Sheepa

14/01/21 12:30:49

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10917Mr Dome

Now on 5, the reality show with celebs hiking across Greenland, Star Trek

14/01/21 12:20:44

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10917Mr Dome

Dave managed to completely overshoot the parachute landing target

14/01/21 12:18:43

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15566Dan Nicholls

"I like to come here this time of day."
"Why's that?"
"Because there's snow queue."

14/01/21 12:16:13

 
CAROLE GRIFFITHS Vote score: 17CAROLE GRIFFITHS

Start and end your exercise from home!!!!

14/01/21 12:13:29

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15566Dan Nicholls

The queue for the Post Off-ice

14/01/21 12:12:47

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15566Dan Nicholls

Line dancing on ice

14/01/21 12:10:16

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13994Vanessa the Guesser

Evolution of the non-mask wearer

14/01/21 12:09:41

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15566Dan Nicholls

Self ice-hole-ation

14/01/21 12:09:27

 
James Lennox Vote score: 7329James Lennox

Things look weird under extreme magnification: This is a centipede.

14/01/21 12:06:57

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Look, we're under! Extreme frostbitten: This is 0 centigrade.  --Mauris Iocus
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15566Dan Nicholls

"I don't care what you say Kevin, this is NOT the Milky Way".

14/01/21 12:05:30

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12753Dave Bryan

''Why have you come on the climb, Bill?''

''It gave me summit to do.''

14/01/21 12:04:40

 
Molly R Vote score: 2389Molly R

The St Wenceslas Choir annual outing.

14/01/21 12:03:16

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23697Ian Skelding

Nicola Sturgeon sends Celtic FC players and staff to Siberia for isolation.

14/01/21 12:01:44

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10349The Wolf

"Follow me", you said

14/01/21 12:00:20

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10349The Wolf

"Are you sure this is the way to Morrison's?"

14/01/21 12:00:11

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7358Glyn Evans

"We're in Antarctica, where's this oil then?"

"Shush, have patience. We can't let the Americans know we're just as desperate for resources as they are. It's bloody typical though that the supertanker had to break down"

15/01/21 13:44:56

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21243John Glover

" .... but the report said Boris was last seen going south and we are going East?"
"I know ..I know."

15/01/21 2:00:10

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2188Willie Johnson

♪Come on baby do the locomotion....♪

14/01/21 20:51:25

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2188Willie Johnson

It must be a guy in front. They should have stopped to ask for directions.

14/01/21 20:44:49

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 104Anthony Smith

"Does anyone have a pair of skis I could borrow?"

14/01/21 19:00:40

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 104Anthony Smith

Follow me lads. We just need to get to the top of this mountain, then you can test your parachutes.

14/01/21 18:53:59

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5223Kenny Ireland

"Haven't you forgotten something?", asked the cross-country ski leader.

14/01/21 17:57:14

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 161Peter Houle

Far Trek Enterprise

14/01/21 17:36:23

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5517Ron Allan

It was wise to steer well clear of the large bunker on the short fourth.

14/01/21 16:32:37

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 147Mauris Iocus

Summer in Saskatchewan...

"Buck up guys, if you squint a bit, they look like sand dunes."

14/01/21 14:25:40

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3084Scrijjy Doo

♫ ♬ ♩ Heigh, Ho! Heigh, Ho! We hate the freakin' snow! ♫ ♬ ♩

14/01/21 14:08:45

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4998Stu Dent

Right if these dont take stag parties nobody will.

14/01/21 13:49:18

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2298Mark Wilson

Spot the Polar Bear Competition

14/01/21 13:22:55

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7054Vivvy En

'Ergh, they make my skin crawl,' cringed Gulliver.

14/01/21 12:39:47

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 147Mauris Iocus

The intrepid searchers continue the relentless hunt for the real OJ killer & Hillary's emails.

14/01/21 12:31:33

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But even they have given up on the Weapons of Mass Destruction, eh? --Molly R
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 147Mauris Iocus

"Ok, so it's gentle slope, beginner's level hill. But for these day pass rates, you think they'd put in a chairlift, or at least a rope tow."

14/01/21 12:28:48

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 586Ellen Duncalf

New recruits hoping to earn their “Happy to Help” badges for possible employment in Asda continue their 6 months of gruelling training in the Brecon Beacons.

14/01/21 12:00:14

 
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