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The Wolf Vote score: 21387The Wolf

Antarctic expedition diary. Day 1.

Me and my fellow explorers were getting tired. The freezing conditions and sharp winds were starting to affect our strength and patience. After a 50 mile hike through the difficult terrain, we stopped to eat some energy gels from our survival packs. What happened next we could have never predicted. Derbyshire Police turned up and fined us £200 for having a f*cking picnic.

14/01/21 12:10:07

Dave Bryan Vote score: 29655Dave Bryan

''I'm turning back, Bob. F-ck the Grand Old Duke Of York.''

14/01/21 12:28:40

Chris Keegan Vote score: 14159Chris Keegan

Scottish police arrest 22 men for having a search party

14/01/21 12:14:37

Mauris Iocus Vote score: 392Mauris Iocus

"Again, gotta say, I really appreciate you guys helping me find where I dropped my keys.

14/01/21 12:25:52

Tony Edwards Vote score: 38459Tony Edwards

Scottish team of mountaineers hope to conga Everest.

14/01/21 12:05:39

With Sherpas. It's really heartwarming to see Miami Sound Machine working again... --Mauris Iocus
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 12512Hercules Rockefeller

"Just out of curiosity, have any of you seen the movie Alive?"

14/01/21 12:10:09

Al Overy Vote score: 17692Al Overy

"Earlier on today, apparently, a woman rang the BBC and said she heard there was snow on the way. Well, if you're watching, don't worry, there isn't!", said Michael Fish.

14/01/21 12:04:43

Al Overy Vote score: 17692Al Overy

Winter 2022 and despite the search party's best efforts, still no sign of Trump's 'lost votes'.

14/01/21 13:16:12

Well, to be fair, they're marching over mounds of dead people, who are also voting dem. --Mauris Iocus
James Lennox Vote score: 16252James Lennox

Dave couldn't shake a strange feeling that he was being followed.

14/01/21 12:05:05

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 14779Neil Mackenzie

Charlie Sheen knows how to throw a party.

15/01/21 11:12:03

Glyn Evans Vote score: 11630Glyn Evans

"We fucked up - this expedition was a mistake, pass it on"

14/01/21 20:12:39

Dave Bryan Vote score: 29655Dave Bryan

''We've been trudging up this mountain for twelve solid hours. Why don't we Everest?''

14/01/21 14:07:31

Dave Bryan Vote score: 29655Dave Bryan

''How much further is it to the Covid vaccination centre?''

14/01/21 12:14:14

Chris Keegan Vote score: 14159Chris Keegan

"Tell Dave I'm positive he took a wrong turning 15 miles back, there's no Tesco's up here, pass it on"
- "Tell Dave I'm positive he took a wrong turning 16 miles back, there's no Tesco's up here, pass it on"
- "Tell Dave I'm positive he took a wrong turning 17 miles back, there's no Tesco's up here, pass it on"
- "Tell Dave I'm.................

14/01/21 12:09:56

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