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Antarctic expedition diary. Day 1.Me and my fellow explorers were getting tired. The freezing conditions and sharp winds were starting to affect our strength and patience. After a 50 mile hike through the difficult terrain, we stopped to eat some energy gels from our survival packs. What happened next we could have never predicted. Derbyshire Police turned up and fined us £200 for having a f*cking picnic.
14/01/21 12:10:07
''I'm turning back, Bob. F-ck the Grand Old Duke Of York.''
14/01/21 12:28:40
Scottish police arrest 22 men for having a search party
14/01/21 12:14:37
"Again, gotta say, I really appreciate you guys helping me find where I dropped my keys.
14/01/21 12:25:52
Scottish team of mountaineers hope to conga Everest.
14/01/21 12:05:39
"Just out of curiosity, have any of you seen the movie Alive?"
14/01/21 12:10:09
"Earlier on today, apparently, a woman rang the BBC and said she heard there was snow on the way. Well, if you're watching, don't worry, there isn't!", said Michael Fish.
14/01/21 12:04:43
Winter 2022 and despite the search party's best efforts, still no sign of Trump's 'lost votes'.
14/01/21 13:16:12
Dave couldn't shake a strange feeling that he was being followed.
14/01/21 12:05:05
Charlie Sheen knows how to throw a party.
15/01/21 11:12:03
"We fucked up - this expedition was a mistake, pass it on"
14/01/21 20:12:39
''We've been trudging up this mountain for twelve solid hours. Why don't we Everest?''
14/01/21 14:07:31
''How much further is it to the Covid vaccination centre?''
14/01/21 12:14:14
"Tell Dave I'm positive he took a wrong turning 15 miles back, there's no Tesco's up here, pass it on"- "Tell Dave I'm positive he took a wrong turning 16 miles back, there's no Tesco's up here, pass it on"- "Tell Dave I'm positive he took a wrong turning 17 miles back, there's no Tesco's up here, pass it on"- "Tell Dave I'm.................
14/01/21 12:09:56
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