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Dave Bryan Vote score: 13235Dave Bryan

''Her Izal follow you all round the room.''

Mon 12:10:10

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5285Kenny Ireland

The infectious smile of the Mona Lisa.

Mon 12:46:13

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24043Ian Skelding

The Da Vinci Commode

Mon 12:04:03

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15595Dan Nicholls

The 'Rona Sneezer

Mon 12:06:50

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3790Al Overy

"Just nipping to the Louvre."

Mon 12:00:37

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15595Dan Nicholls

The cleaning power of Lisa.

Mon 17:42:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13235Dave Bryan

So that's why she's smiling. She's got the last bog rolls in Paris.

Mon 12:02:13

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Have you been to Paris? They don't even use toilets! --Mauris Iocus
Al Overy Vote score: 3790Al Overy

"Yeah, you probably wanna leave that for five minutes."

Mon 12:01:10

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11518Neil Mackenzie

We can see from this picture that the Mona Lisa was an intelligent woman. Notice how the mask is covering the nose mouth and chin, unlike the retards walking about with their nose sticking out or their chin showing.

Mon 14:46:46

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24043Ian Skelding

"I bet those bog rolls were smaller than she thought."

Mon 12:17:50

 
Tony S Vote score: 754Tony S

All precautions had been taken to protect herself and save the NHS but she still ended up in hospital following an art attack.

Mon 12:03:10

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13235Dave Bryan

''Where did you get the toilet rolls, Mona?''

''They were hanging in the loovre.''

Mon 12:00:14

 
Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 121Endeavour 2 Persevere

Mona was expecting her Renaissance Period.

Mon 13:14:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33440Tony Edwards

Hands. Face. Arse.

Mon 12:49:15

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10862The Wolf

"Mrs Gherardini, I think we'll do the portrait again but this time without the mask, sanitiser and toilet roll. When people see this painting in the future, science would have developed to such a high level that the world won't see infectious diseases and people will probably take their freedoms for granted"

"Oh Leonardo, you're such a weirdo but you do make me smile"

Mon 12:42:46

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6458Greg Curtis

"Experts are dumbfounded: Her covid-test and her smile are 'slightly positive.' "

Mon 12:23:06

 
Tony S Vote score: 754Tony S

Can you look her in the eyes and tell her you did all you can .......

These government adverts are getting far too arty.

Mon 12:21:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13235Dave Bryan

''We've caught the woman who's been nicking stuff from the Louvre washrooms, Sarge. She was wearing a mask but one of the attendants recognised her.''

Mon 12:21:31

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11099Mr Dome

The enigmatic shite

Mon 12:18:35

 
Mark England Vote score: 17736Mark England

Arty Farty

Mon 12:15:31

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10862The Wolf

"Call security and close down the museum. That f-cking Banksy has gone too far this time"

Mon 12:11:56

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19479Troompa Loompa

"Yes I'm f***ing smiling!"

Mon 12:01:46

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2358Willie Johnson

Lease-a room.

(*Oh I forgot, we're not supposed to recycle captions. Unlike superglue, they've stopped being funny. I'd better stick to something more original. How's Brexit going?)

Mon 19:04:35

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 677Ellen Duncalf

I’d be a moaner too if I was a cleaner during the pandemic. Certainly nothing to smile about.

Mon 14:40:22

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5285Kenny Ireland

While wearing the mask, Lisa could only communicate with Mona-sylables.

Mon 14:14:32

 
James Lennox Vote score: 7650James Lennox

She's been like this ever since she saw a black labrador licking someone's earhole.

Mon 13:11:31

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 287Peter Houle

Hoarder Lisa

Mon 13:09:19

 
stone face Vote score: 8766stone face

Another lockdown Mona..

Mon 12:45:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33440Tony Edwards

Mona knew that she was going to be in for a long sit.

Mon 12:42:10

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Did you miss an "H" out? --John Glover
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13235Dave Bryan

Covid is not new. We have evidence that it first broke out in sixteenth century Florence, although recently there has been a renaissance of the virus.

Mon 12:32:03

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24043Ian Skelding

She had a getaway Helicopter if things got really bad.

Mon 12:21:17

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6458Greg Curtis

Posing, A Threat

Mon 12:06:30

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6458Greg Curtis

Carona Lisa

Mon 12:05:28

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7552Glyn Evans

Da Vinci was incredibly perceptive about the future. See, he's even incorporated a cave where the bats live in the Wuhan backdrop.

Mon 12:03:11

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19479Troompa Loompa

By Leonardo da Fauci

Mon 12:00:35

 
Molly R Vote score: 2508Molly R

Corona Pfisa

Mon 12:00:21

 
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