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This is your captain speaking. My wife wants a divorce and I feel really depressed.
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 20726Dave Bryan

''This is your captain speaking. My wife wants a divorce and I feel really depressed.''

03/05/22 20:34:46

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 20726Dave Bryan

''Captain, I think you need glasses.''

''Who gives a shit up here? Swig it out of the bottle.''

03/05/22 20:13:45

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 9646Glyn Evans

Bermuda Triangle Mystery Finally Solved

Nobody expects a huge fecking lamp post in the middle of the Ocean.

03/05/22 20:08:19

 
James Lennox Vote score: 11215James Lennox

"We should have flown Virgin, they've never collided with an erection."

03/05/22 20:52:20

 
Al Overy Vote score: 11700Al Overy

Messing about on Facebook instead of concentrating, this would be the last post the pilot ever saw.

03/05/22 20:01:29

 
Joe Vote score: 1822Joe

'Looks like I chose the wrong week to give up sniffing glue...'

03/05/22 22:26:44

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 700Zak Toby1998

A man decorated my home during lockdown and told me he was a furloughed pilot!

He made a lovely job of the landing.

03/05/22 20:02:22

 
James Lennox Vote score: 11215James Lennox

** Poles Bolster Air Defence **

03/05/22 20:00:10

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9657Hercules Rockefeller

That was Dave's first & last flight as a pilot.

03/05/22 21:40:10

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5093Scrijjy Doo

Terrorists are getting desperate for things to crash into.

03/05/22 20:44:45

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Ian Skelding Vote score: 28245Ian Skelding

“There’s a huge lamppost right in from of us.”
“Surely you can’t be serious.”
“I am serious and don’t call me Shirley.”

03/05/22 20:38:05

 
John  Glover Vote score: 22468John Glover

"When you said you pass my house and you'd drop me off, I thought you meant by car and after we've landed.... What the?....Arghhhhhhhhhhhh

03/05/22 21:31:02

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13064Neil Mackenzie

We’re coming into land Captain Sully.
No we’re coming into river Jeffrey.

03/05/22 20:44:40

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17570Vanessa the Guesser

"Activate the trip switch."

03/05/22 20:44:31

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 35526Tony Edwards

Amsterdam Airport Schipole

03/05/22 20:14:57

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23076Stephen Bean

"MY GOD, IS THAT A GIANT STREET LAMP?!"

"PULL UP YOU FOOL!" shouted Gulliver's great great grandson. "YOU HAVE TO FLY HIGHER IN BROBDINGNAG."

03/05/22 20:12:19

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 700Zak Toby1998

"Paddy to control tower, this runway is not long enough but f@ck me it's wide"

03/05/22 20:05:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 35526Tony Edwards

A light aircraft

03/05/22 20:05:09

 
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