super vote: ( left this week)
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''This is your captain speaking. My wife wants a divorce and I feel really depressed.''
03/05/22 20:34:46
''Captain, I think you need glasses.''''Who gives a shit up here? Swig it out of the bottle.''
03/05/22 20:13:45
Bermuda Triangle Mystery Finally SolvedNobody expects a huge fecking lamp post in the middle of the Ocean.
03/05/22 20:08:19
"We should have flown Virgin, they've never collided with an erection."
03/05/22 20:52:20
Messing about on Facebook instead of concentrating, this would be the last post the pilot ever saw.
03/05/22 20:01:29
'Looks like I chose the wrong week to give up sniffing glue...'
03/05/22 22:26:44
A man decorated my home during lockdown and told me he was a furloughed pilot!He made a lovely job of the landing.
03/05/22 20:02:22
** Poles Bolster Air Defence **
03/05/22 20:00:10
That was Dave's first & last flight as a pilot.
03/05/22 21:40:10
Terrorists are getting desperate for things to crash into.
03/05/22 20:44:45
“There’s a huge lamppost right in from of us.”“Surely you can’t be serious.”“I am serious and don’t call me Shirley.”
03/05/22 20:38:05
"When you said you pass my house and you'd drop me off, I thought you meant by car and after we've landed.... What the?....Arghhhhhhhhhhhh
03/05/22 21:31:02
We’re coming into land Captain Sully.No we’re coming into river Jeffrey.
03/05/22 20:44:40
"Activate the trip switch."
03/05/22 20:44:31
Amsterdam Airport Schipole
03/05/22 20:14:57
"MY GOD, IS THAT A GIANT STREET LAMP?!" "PULL UP YOU FOOL!" shouted Gulliver's great great grandson. "YOU HAVE TO FLY HIGHER IN BROBDINGNAG."
03/05/22 20:12:19
"Paddy to control tower, this runway is not long enough but f@ck me it's wide"
03/05/22 20:05:32
A light aircraft
03/05/22 20:05:09
