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	Apparently, the number of cyclists going through the park is dropping off. 17/03/24 20:55:15, edited: 17/03/24 20:57:53	8

	Good for laying on 11/03/24 12:01:20	8

	"He certainly looks tired, I just hope he doesn't drop off" 06/03/24 12:03:26	8

	"Do you think there's life out there?" - "I bloody well hope so, there's none here in Grimsby" 16/01/24 13:47:42	8

	Prick and Mix 31/08/23 12:02:50	8

	Trump regrets stating he would like to be taken out by young women. 28/07/23 12:03:22	8

	Dave wasn’t taking any chances, he trained for weeks before leaving for Glastonbury. 23/06/23 12:16:45	8

	Apparently he used to be a get away driver until someone grassed him up... 01/06/23 20:14:00	8

	clever The Old Bay Whistle Test. 05/05/23 22:00:51	8

	Dave is well known for his photobomb antics, some of which are quite challenging. 27/04/23 12:01:03	8

	lol Family entertainment in Grimsby is pretty basic. 26/04/23 12:00:53	8

	“When I asked if you can play sweet child of mine……..” 22/03/23 12:01:08, edited: 22/03/23 12:43:13	8

	BREAKING: Man arrested for Slashing a horse. 18/03/23 13:36:37	8

	“Mate, getting in that will be a Triumph!” 02/02/23 12:02:45	1 8

	Have you been involved in an injury at work? Well it serves you bloody right!! 03/11/22 8:00:46, edited: 03/11/22 11:02:38	8

	Maggie’s now seriously regretting she didn’t go for the option of a pearl necklace. 04/10/22 12:00:11	1 8

	Whatever you do, be early for the interview they said.. 19/05/22 20:46:39	8

	Following 9/11 Bush took the threat of a bomb in the Subway extremely seriously. 10/05/22 20:00:47	8

	Tina was getting a load of weird looks until I told her to shorten the neck strap. 05/05/22 11:30:58	8

	Tom suddenly became suspicious of Dad hiding two Kinder Eggs in his shorts. 15/04/22 12:59:04	8

	"Excuse me Sir, I believe your dogs may have a serious case of worms" 09/03/22 8:00:08	8

	He wiped out his family. 12/11/21 8:23:36	8

	"It would seem you've got a camera stuck in there, I'm going to give you a good thump on your back and let's see what develops" 04/11/21 8:00:30	8

	Sadly this would be their final night. Dolly has plans for making a huge shepherd's pie in the morning. 26/10/21 20:00:30	8

	'Shell we pray?' 23/10/21 20:00:12	1 8
"Let us pray that the previous occupant doesn't come back looking for its shell." --Willie Johnson
	While Dave and Sue got round the baggage allowance they did incur some problems sitting under the overhead lockers. 22/10/21 8:03:23	8

	Darling, why don’t we just put out illuminated carved pumpkins like everyone else does? 18/10/21 12:04:02	8

	I assume I’m no longer favourite? 15/10/21 12:34:27	8

	Did you hear about Dave? He started his new job and got sacked on his first day. 28/09/21 12:00:18	8

	Hey, just call me Mr Nice Guy, my parents fiftieth wedding anniversary is a pretty special occasion so why not spoil them. 27/09/21 12:11:24	8

	Yes darling, it's a very big doggy, I just hope its owner picks up….. 21/09/21 12:04:13	8

	lol "TO EVERYONE LISTENING TO THIS RECORDING OF MY CALL 'FOR QUALITY AND TRAINING PERPOSES' GO AND WORK FOR A COMPANY WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE DOING!!!!!" 16/02/21 9:18:22	8

	clever December 2019 - "I predict that next year you will all have to stay at home apart from Thursday evenings when you will stand outside banging saucepans together and loo rolls will sell out everywhere" 12/11/20 12:25:54	8

	lol "Bugger! Just got to pop back for my mask" 25/10/20 21:56:55	8

	Poor thing, I found it dead on the beech. 19/10/20 20:10:59	1 8
I hope you didn't cry 3 musky tears when you found it --Ross Davidson
	Marley loves being a guide dog, this week he's showing tourists around the lake district. 05/10/20 12:00:29	8

	Alight refreshment. 27/09/20 12:20:25	8

	"Darling, don't you think that we should be a little concerned over Charlie spending most of his day posting his profile on adoption websites?" 02/09/20 8:22:34	8

	This represents our wedding day. As the evening progressed the toasts got worse and worse. 21/07/20 12:20:39	8

	Sure enough it did stunt their growth 08/07/20 8:00:14	8

	Dear Boss, It is with great regret that I need to inform you of my resignation. Please don't take this personally, I just feel working on a sewage farm isn't for me. 19/06/20 8:25:57	8

	lol Max became wealthy through gambling. He used to Winalot. 18/06/20 8:02:27	8

	lol "Wow Dave! You really have been missing your barber haven't you?!" 06/06/20 8:09:59	8

	Tiger Woods Birdie 04/06/20 12:00:25	8

	At least they'll be spared from seeing their film. 04/06/20 8:33:34	8

	Canned laughter. 26/05/20 8:59:09	8

	The interview didn't go too well, however Lee did take the up the offer of 'please take a seat' 23/05/20 10:01:46	8

	The doctor said it's the most serious case of rockjaw he's ever seen. 11/05/20 21:10:05	8

	He's a rock with a hard place. 21/04/20 8:00:39	8

	"While we are specialists in cosmetic surgery, unfortunately on this occasion you need to accept that you're old and ugly". 26/02/20 12:00:11	1 8
"Can I have a second opinion?""Sure, you're not very bright either." --Willie Johnson
	Thanks to that storm yesterday we finally managed to clear the house and got everything into the attic. 10/02/20 12:00:07	8

	I've had holidays like this. 08/02/20 20:05:23	8

	lol Crowds gather outside This Morning's ITV studios for a meet and greet with Philip Schofield. 07/02/20 20:00:17	2 8
Before they gopher a drink. --Dave Bryan
	Poor love, she's having some teething problems with the new vibrator. 01/02/20 20:19:56	8

	"Sorry, I couldn't eat another thing. May I have a doggy bag?" 08/01/20 20:00:13	8

	"I ended up having to sell it due to what I was getting to the mile" - "What was that? "Usually about 10 laughing fits, 6 what the fu*ks and 4 you tosser!" 04/01/20 10:13:33	8

	I recognise this look, it tends to occur daily, around 8 am, midday and 8 pm. 01/01/20 12:11:33	1 8
Or in my case, midnight, 4 am and midday. --Willie Johnson
	Merry Spliffmas 26/12/19 20:00:37	8

	The Frying Squad 04/12/19 8:00:07	8

	For using fowl language. 29/11/19 12:06:45	3 8
I feel like this would work better if you changed 'foul' to 'fowl'. --Karyn Harrison
	Come on Santa, I bought the last round. 14/11/19 21:24:07	8

	Unfortunately Julie Andrews survived and went on to make Mary Poppins 09/11/19 21:22:27	1 8

	The selection of prizes on Bullseye weren't that great 27/10/19 9:18:52	8

	It wasn't easy finding laxatives and barbed wire in a 10 minute dash to the shops but as the mother in law is coming over for dinner I made a special effort. 21/10/19 20:04:34	8

	Poor thing, it started in the laboratory when he was forced to smoke the equivalent of 20 a day, then just one thing lead to another"¦.. 21/10/19 13:44:28	4 8
Personally I think if a theme is borrowed, then the original poster should be given a nod. The thing is, given a good idea to start with, often improvements can be made. I'm not saying they shouldn't be, just that if they are then the original s... --James Lennox
	Fu*k me! I don't remember eating a whole Pigeon last night! 03/10/19 12:19:56	1 8
Well, at least now you won't have to swallow the cat! --Karyn Harrison
	Oh my word, what an awful discovery to make, how long were you there for? 01/10/19 12:27:51	8

	Meet the ex, I simply couldn't deal with her anymore. 28/09/19 20:01:14	8

	With this being Tina's left shoulder, my money is on her having a joker to the right. 17/09/19 20:07:44	8

	Sue isn't sure if she's ready for a new relationship but she's toying with the idea. 17/09/19 8:11:04	8

	The sun obviously does shine out of it, at least the moths thought so"¦.. 26/07/19 12:01:15	8

	"And have you ever used an electric toothbrush before?" 20/07/19 14:29:18	8

	Take your pick. 19/06/19 8:24:24	1 8

	"I'm so sorry, I really didn't mean to denture car" 10/06/19 20:00:08	2 8
Beat me to it by a few seconds so had to change mine and vote for yours. :D --Troompa Loompa
	Toys were us. 08/06/19 20:00:23	8

	Threat A Manger 04/06/19 12:02:27	8

	"I totally get this masterpiece, it clearly represents the fragile earth we live on and the hidden inner machinery of politics which is gradually destroying it" - "Mate, it's an old section from the boiler room waiting to be collected" 23/05/19 9:56:16	8

	I've woken up with worse - said the cat. 01/04/19 8:39:40	8

	I guess, as erections go, it could have been worse. 19/03/19 12:42:27	8

	Ralph Lauren clearly recognise that their customer base is ageing by providing crutches for browsing. 27/02/19 9:32:40	1 8

	"And Adams hits the deck after a monumental blow to the head"¦" 26/02/19 12:00:46	8

	Paul's diet half killed him. 25/02/19 8:00:54	8

	Apparently it's Leslie Phillips place 15/02/19 12:00:10	1 8
Ding dong! --Dave Bryan
	Bridget wasn't convinced she wanted to marry him. She needed to be shore. 19/01/19 9:02:40	8

	"What's your handicap Dave?" - "I keep falling off" 07/01/19 12:03:40	8

	"When I said I'm on my way, you can put the dinner on"¦." 03/01/19 12:00:34	8

	It's so good to see Simon coming out of his shell. 02/01/19 20:00:11	8

	So did Santa leave anything nice in your stocking this year Dave? 29/12/18 12:50:02	8

	There's much controversy over the new cycle lanes for mountain bikers. 15/12/18 9:44:17	8

	IT'S FRIDAY!!!!! 08/12/18 12:01:41	8

	They're actually a Heavy Metal Band. 01/12/18 12:03:16	8

	This does not reflect well. 28/10/18 13:00:41	3 8
Thanks - I like that very much more! --Molly R
	Toys WeÐ¯e Us. 18/10/18 20:00:08	4 8

	Sod the bloody car...where's my dog going to piss in the morning?? 13/10/18 20:14:50	8

	Darling, I know you've always done it, but isn't it about time to stop taking her out on Mother's Day? 11/10/18 20:02:12	8

	He's the groom. 26/09/18 20:00:11	8

	It really is quite tragic, they all died from a stroke. 06/09/18 12:00:27	8

	It 's a tad extreme but Pablo never suffered from constipation again. 22/07/18 10:03:27	8

	lol I'm forever telling her she looks like a real tit going out with oven her gloves on 11/06/18 20:00:06	8

	cat a pillar 21/05/18 8:00:08	8

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Well done Chris - really good caption

Mr Dome

01/03/24
10:44am

comment on caption:
“Jeeez Dave, it’s not looking good, they usually come out with a stretcher” [Chris Keegan]

Congratulations, Chris. Well done!

Vivvy En

01/03/24
10:54am

comment on caption:
“Jeeez Dave, it’s not looking good, they usually come out with a stretcher” [Chris Keegan]

Brilliant caption, Chris. Congratulations!

Karyn Harrison

01/03/24
11:39am

comment on caption:
“Jeeez Dave, it’s not looking good, they usually come out with a stretcher” [Chris Keegan]

Geoff Hearse. Oh,it's finished. Well done Chris.

Dan Nicholls

01/03/24
12:09pm

comment on caption:
“Jeeez Dave, it’s not looking good, they usually come out with a stretcher” [Chris Keegan]

Congrats, Chris. Great caption and well deserved.

The Wolf

01/03/24
1:16pm

comment on caption:
“Jeeez Dave, it’s not looking good, they usually come out with a stretcher” [Chris Keegan]

Well done! An excellent caption (if a little risky given recent events!)

John Harrison

01/03/24
3:17pm

comment on caption:
“Jeeez Dave, it’s not looking good, they usually come out with a stretcher” [Chris Keegan]

Oh look, it's the first of the month again - I'm always late on parade for this, and all the available punning congratulations have already been used. Fortunately, there's no penalty for being tardy with my congratulations!