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Chris Keegan Vote score: 9321Chris Keegan

Poor love, she's having some teething problems with the new vibrator.

01/02/20 20:19:56

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15310Dan Nicholls

Who says corn isn't filling?

01/02/20 20:15:57

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Nice job. --Scrijjy Doo
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1116Glad You Remember

If you don't cook corn on the cob for longer than three minutes, it ends up a bit al dente.

01/02/20 20:09:31

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6140James Lennox

It's practical jokes like this that prove dentists are the most hilarious people on the planet.

01/02/20 20:31:50

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11421Dave Bryan

These photos never cease to amaize me.

01/02/20 20:10:26

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4497Stu Dent

♪ He just smiled and gave me a veggie-bite sandwich.♪

01/02/20 20:07:09

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Corn on the Gob

01/02/20 20:00:03

 
Craig Eddie Craig Eddie

Don't grits your teeth!

01/02/20 21:13:55

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Thank you! --Scrijjy Doo
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

“Would you like a plate for that?”

01/02/20 20:38:48

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2858GeeDee

Holy Molar Batman!

01/02/20 22:34:23

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9321Chris Keegan

Well that's the last time we eat corn on the cob using an electric drill.

01/02/20 22:10:18

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

No love it wasn't a hand cob that I asked for.

01/02/20 21:50:12

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Venear of Corn

01/02/20 20:16:40

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8107The Wolf

Never get a blowjob off a load of old ladies in an old people's home...Even if the rich ones go deep.

01/02/20 20:06:58

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LOL --Scrijjy Doo
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1116Glad You Remember

How about some gum?

01/02/20 20:06:49

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8107The Wolf

Even the Tooth Fairy has needs…

01/02/20 20:00:09

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 611Charles Gilbert

TERMINATOR 12... This time it's Vegan.

02/02/20 3:43:14

 
Mark England Vote score: 17350Mark England

🎵I'm corny, corny corny corny 🎵

01/02/20 20:17:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13092Vanessa the Guesser

Brace yourselves

01/02/20 20:11:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32513Tony Edwards

The Kernels recipe

01/02/20 20:11:13

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4974Karyn Harrison

Introducing the Rancid Rabbit.

01/02/20 20:01:25

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3944Crunchy Chords

I texted my dyslexic boyfriend that he needs to have some 'moral' fibre.

01/02/20 20:00:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Amalgam ate

01/02/20 20:00:09

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13092Vanessa the Guesser

Crown Jewels

01/02/20 20:00:08

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3944Crunchy Chords

Now there's a meal you can really sink your teeth into.

01/02/20 20:00:07

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 109J Gaskill

"It's too chewy"

03/02/20 4:44:08

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1811Willie Johnson

This isn't what I meant when I said to grill my corn.

02/02/20 5:32:27

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11000Neil Mackenzie

Of course they are sugar free, we only charge you for the corn.

02/02/20 5:25:05

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 611Charles Gilbert

"Dammit Ms. Frizzle!"

02/02/20 3:48:33

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 611Charles Gilbert

Why, this has no bark at all!

02/02/20 3:47:46

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 611Charles Gilbert

...if you're brave enough.

02/02/20 3:44:12

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6202Greg Curtis

Cornposites

02/02/20 3:18:56

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2672Scrijjy Doo

GMO corn is perfectly safe.

02/02/20 0:46:27

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2672Scrijjy Doo

I know I said Al Dente but holy moly!

02/02/20 0:29:06

 
Emma Richardson Emma Richardson

Always get my teeth stuck in a corn on the cob

01/02/20 22:23:02

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5777Paul Reeve

Don’t you just hate it when you get meat stuck in your teeth.

01/02/20 21:04:08

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32513Tony Edwards

GUM crops

01/02/20 20:57:48

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5777Paul Reeve

A dick in the teeth.

01/02/20 20:49:41

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32513Tony Edwards

Knoblet

01/02/20 20:47:19

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4497Stu Dent

Who wanted the meat and tooth veg.

01/02/20 20:17:45

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

Chew want a bite?

01/02/20 20:09:28

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32513Tony Edwards

Filling hungry

01/02/20 20:00:39

 
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