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The Wolf Vote score: 4317The Wolf

Lass Vegas

28/09/19 21:08:43

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9088Vanessa the Guesser

All hands on deck

28/09/19 20:01:24

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4317The Wolf

"When my wife wears this dress I really wana poker"

28/09/19 20:00:23

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Snap! --Mr Dome
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36931Welsh Rarebit

"That dress suits you"

28/09/19 20:00:09

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6613Chris Keegan

Meet the ex, I simply couldn't deal with her anymore.

28/09/19 20:01:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29911Tony Edwards

The cards are stacked against her.

28/09/19 22:20:04

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9088Vanessa the Guesser

Such a beautiful outfit. Just a shame she's got club feet.

28/09/19 21:14:18

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She's got it in spades. --Willie Johnson
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6613Chris Keegan

I promise you officer, when we first met it was all hearts and diamonds, but I confess, in the end it all came down to a club and a spade.

28/09/19 20:00:10

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5026Paul Reeve

Any chance of a quick shuffle?

28/09/19 20:47:18

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6613Chris Keegan

"Ok, so you want to sit down, I'm sure there's a deck chair around here somewhere"

28/09/19 20:17:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13157Dan Nicholls

She's a four-king tease

28/09/19 20:15:30

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13157Dan Nicholls

She'll give you a good hand if you play your cards right.

28/09/19 20:12:29

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Generic RedHead Vote score: 418Generic RedHead

"and for my next trick i'll shall make these cards disappear"

29/09/19 0:04:53

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C CaMel Vote score: 4792C CaMel

"Ace in the hole?"
'I always walk like this.'

28/09/19 21:23:50

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 759Carey Sutton

She couldn't make up her mind on which suit to wear so she wore them all

28/09/19 20:58:00

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2997James Lennox

Corsets give me an urge to play solitaire, or at least, play with myself.

28/09/19 20:29:31

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5607Glyn Evans

"I never do appointments. People always see me."

28/09/19 20:20:35

 
Mark England Vote score: 15409Mark England

šŸŽµ Let's Whist again...šŸŽµ

28/09/19 20:17:53

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Chubby Checker? --Willie Johnson
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5264Dave Bryan

Most men like her. She always puts her cards on the table.

28/09/19 20:02:19

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2547Stu Dent

Personally I dont know what the big deal is about

28/09/19 20:02:02

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1150Scrijjy Doo

Can I cut the deck?

29/09/19 2:31:14

 
stone face Vote score: 5286stone face

The NHS said this new nurses outfit will be really good for hospital patience.

28/09/19 21:31:01

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29911Tony Edwards

She'll catch her death of cold dressed like that. She needs a cardie.

28/09/19 21:14:59

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4792C CaMel

I'll need a strong hand.

28/09/19 20:25:56

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13157Dan Nicholls

Turn round so I can see the ace of spades...

28/09/19 20:14:31

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2547Stu Dent

Drinks round the front then poker round the back

28/09/19 20:01:19

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11082 Smuldo

"Now, Twist..."

28/09/19 20:00:34

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2194Crunchy Chords

Blouse of Cards

28/09/19 20:00:13

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4317The Wolf

"It did cost a fortune but I've been feeling flush lately"

28/09/19 20:00:07

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36931Welsh Rarebit

Snappy dresser

28/09/19 20:00:04

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 545Willie Johnson

Auntie, this is my friend Penny. Penny, Auntie.

29/09/19 9:00:04

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9429Neil Mackenzie

She asked if I wanted to play a game?
I said Iā€™d like to play snap with her ribbon.

29/09/19 6:21:42

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

Strip poker

28/09/19 22:21:26

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 545Willie Johnson

Too rich for me. I'm gonna fold.

28/09/19 22:15:00

 
Mark England Vote score: 15409Mark England

"LOWER, LOWER"

28/09/19 20:13:45

 
Mark England Vote score: 15409Mark England

Brag Queen

28/09/19 20:07:18

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2194Crunchy Chords

Cards Against Humanity

28/09/19 20:06:03

 
Dot Old Vote score: 560Dot Old

Miss Cardashian

28/09/19 20:01:29

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11082 Smuldo

Jean Rummy.

28/09/19 20:01:00

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5264Dave Bryan

It's not often you see a woman with a six pack.

28/09/19 20:00:47

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13157Dan Nicholls

"Hey, isn't that cheating?"
"Corset is".

28/09/19 20:00:05

 
Sophie Goddard Sophie Goddard

Poker would lead to poke-her if you used this deck

01/10/19 10:52:47

 
sarah solway sarah solway

"Anyone for a game of fifty two card pick up!"

30/09/19 20:51:29

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 315Charles Gilbert

The Joker ain't the only fool who'll do anything for you.

29/09/19 15:38:57

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 545Willie Johnson

Did you tell her to come dressed for a card game, or dressed AS a card game?

29/09/19 8:53:59

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 545Willie Johnson

Just my luck to draw the ace of spades.

29/09/19 3:11:43

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1150Scrijjy Doo

Let's go for a flush.

29/09/19 2:26:26

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7319Mr Dome

Would you like to see my magic circle?

29/09/19 0:08:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7319Mr Dome

Very deckadent

28/09/19 23:45:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29911Tony Edwards

Bodycards

28/09/19 22:28:03

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

Top deck

28/09/19 22:20:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29911Tony Edwards

Bodace

28/09/19 21:57:30

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 545Willie Johnson

šŸŽµ She was holdin' a pair. But I had to try.
Her Deuce was wild. But my Ace was high. šŸŽµ

(*The Jack - AC/DC)

28/09/19 21:55:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29911Tony Edwards

Suit of amour

28/09/19 21:36:16

 
stone face Vote score: 5286stone face

She dresses like this to help me Jack off.

28/09/19 21:22:09

 
stone face Vote score: 5286stone face

Kids these days..They're always hanging round in a pack.

28/09/19 21:17:52

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4533Vivvy En

She must be the joker in the pack

28/09/19 21:02:46

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 977Glad You Remember

Why cut the pack when you can hole punch it?

28/09/19 20:38:38

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2194Crunchy Chords

How it should have ended: Alice popped the Eat Me cake in her mouth and quickly gathered up the Queen's guards, which she later made into a rather nice evening ensemble. The End.

28/09/19 20:36:25

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29911Tony Edwards

Stella McCardtney

28/09/19 20:32:45

 
Mark England Vote score: 15409Mark England

"She stole my heart"

28/09/19 20:16:50

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9088Vanessa the Guesser

"Ok, I'll see you."
"I've got a high pair."

28/09/19 20:14:56

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11082 Smuldo

"I'm All In..."

28/09/19 20:10:10

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13157Dan Nicholls

Basquing card shark

28/09/19 20:08:53

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19416John Glover

A pack of cards and a bottle of gin. She soon gets waisted.

28/09/19 20:07:49

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6613Chris Keegan

"Are you ok love? You look a bit flushed"

28/09/19 20:07:30

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6613Chris Keegan

Come on love, shuffle along.

28/09/19 20:04:55

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5264Dave Bryan

''There's not much to do in the evenings here. I'm glad you remembered to bring the playing cards with you.''

28/09/19 20:04:37

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29911Tony Edwards

The Queen of Tarts.

28/09/19 20:04:22

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2194Crunchy Chords

This deck is used for Stop the Bust.

28/09/19 20:02:56

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9088Vanessa the Guesser

I bet she's got a few tricks up her sleeve.

28/09/19 20:02:44

 
Dot Old Vote score: 560Dot Old

Patience Strong

28/09/19 20:02:00

 
Dot Old Vote score: 560Dot Old

"She's the real deal."

28/09/19 20:00:58

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6613Chris Keegan

She's a bit of a wild card...

28/09/19 20:00:42

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2194Crunchy Chords

Donna has always kept her cards close to her chest.

28/09/19 20:00:40

 
Dot Old Vote score: 560Dot Old

Back pack

28/09/19 20:00:23

 
Dot Old Vote score: 560Dot Old

Dress suit

28/09/19 20:00:14

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36931Welsh Rarebit

As far as gowns go, you've got to hand it to the bride.

28/09/19 20:00:05

 
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