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Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5621Tosser Wivlov

I bet you spend ages at the filling station.

10/06/19 20:13:33

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2461Trace Sarge

Got it cheap off Gumtree

10/06/19 20:08:13

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5621Tosser Wivlov

How many smiles per gallon?

10/06/19 20:07:25

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6215Chris Keegan

"I'm so sorry, I really didn't mean to denture car"

10/06/19 20:00:08

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Beat me to it by a few seconds so had to change mine and vote for yours. :D --Troompa Loompa
John  Glover Vote score: 19305John Glover

"Covering your car with teeth, I just can't see the wisdom in that."

10/06/19 20:10:32

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2593James Lennox

Santa has his sleigh, the Toothfairy has this.

10/06/19 20:28:03

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29752Tony Edwards

Granny magnet

10/06/19 20:26:03

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6215Chris Keegan

"What exactly seems to be the problem?"
- "I'm not sure, it just seems to have a few teething problems"

10/06/19 20:01:37

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 381Generic RedHead

I only took it in to fixodent.

10/06/19 23:06:18

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1037Scrappy Doo

The Fast and The Flossiest

10/06/19 20:40:24

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5621Tosser Wivlov

Are those personalised plates?

10/06/19 20:15:00

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20833Ian Skelding

"Where's the bridge?"
"Where it's always been, over the river."

10/06/19 20:06:59

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36568Welsh Rarebit

"Ullo John! Got a new molar?"

10/06/19 20:00:22

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22130Michael Winner

Looks like he's been grinding his gears again.

10/06/19 20:18:17

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2461Trace Sarge

Includes lower and upper number plates

10/06/19 20:12:47

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20833Ian Skelding

"Don't forget, mirror then signal."

10/06/19 20:12:24

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3833The Wolf

Fluoride

10/06/19 20:00:05

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 419Willie Johnson

Pulled into this filling station so I could get my teeth captioned.

11/06/19 5:26:15

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9321Neil Mackenzie

It failed the emission test, apparently it’s got bad breath.

10/06/19 23:27:32

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4595C CaMel

Bit much

10/06/19 22:59:38

 
stone face Vote score: 4807stone face

"Have you ever been pulled over having such a dirty looking car."

"Yes I recently had a brush with the law."

10/06/19 22:07:50

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8780Vanessa the Guesser

webiteanycar.com

10/06/19 21:48:06

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 910Karen Oakenfull

“It must be a nightmare to keep clean.”
“Not really, I just take to the mouth wash twice a week.”

10/06/19 21:43:27

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4966Paul Reeve

This is the car they used in Plaque to the Future.

10/06/19 21:20:39

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 282Gavin Smithers

The Luis Suarez fan club.

10/06/19 21:20:31

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

"Sorry no bluetooth"

10/06/19 20:53:40

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1037Scrappy Doo

Bitty Bitty Gum Gum

10/06/19 20:38:37

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29752Tony Edwards

It must be a hybridge vehicle.

10/06/19 20:38:09

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4406Vivvy En

"What do you receive if it comes first in the show?"
"Plaque"

10/06/19 20:37:45

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2593James Lennox

TERRORIST RAMS DENTIST CONVENTION!

10/06/19 20:23:21

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5621Tosser Wivlov

Keep your fingers off! It's just had a scale and polish.

10/06/19 20:10:30

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4406Vivvy En

"It makes a good first impression"

10/06/19 20:10:30

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5559Glyn Evans

"Is it safe?"

10/06/19 20:07:40

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Mr Dome  Vote score: 7113Mr Dome

Harold Shipman's car goes up for auction

10/06/19 20:07:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7113Mr Dome

He claims it's the only car like it in the world like it but I think that's a falsehood

10/06/19 20:05:55

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5621Tosser Wivlov

It's more jaw jaw than roar roar.

10/06/19 20:01:10

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36568Welsh Rarebit

Winner of The Gumball Rally 2019

10/06/19 20:00:07

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 113Madeline Charlton

Wow ! I bet they had to shell out a lot for that motor!

11/06/19 6:46:21

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 419Willie Johnson

Dentist office meds. Not filling tooth well.

11/06/19 6:01:48

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 419Willie Johnson

Gonna check under the hood. "Open wide and say AHH."

11/06/19 4:53:34

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Stephen Bean Vote score: 3903Stephen Bean

"I can park where I like now. Our local traffic warden has a dental phobia."

10/06/19 23:49:49

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3903Stephen Bean

Chewrolet

10/06/19 23:46:47

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3903Stephen Bean

Car-nivore

10/06/19 23:17:21

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 381Generic RedHead

The paintwork brushes up well.

10/06/19 22:43:34

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36568Welsh Rarebit

"On your marks...get set...GO!"
Unfortunately it was a false start.

10/06/19 22:05:46

 
stone face Vote score: 4807stone face

"Is this car available in a bigger model as well as this smaller model?"

"Yes it comes incisors that fit different needs."

10/06/19 22:03:54

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 282Gavin Smithers

It gives a clean start with plenty of torque.

10/06/19 21:40:44

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4406Vivvy En

"Which state is it registered?"
"Massochewsets"

10/06/19 20:41:46

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Massivechewsets.. --stone face
Lawrence Day Vote score: 446Lawrence Day

Wonder if he has a royal crown warrant.

10/06/19 20:38:31

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29752Tony Edwards

Souveneers

10/06/19 20:23:13

 
larry G. Vote score: 1343larry G.

Jeffrey Dahmer's restored classic.

10/06/19 20:18:59

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20833Ian Skelding

Bracing car

10/06/19 20:18:11

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2461Trace Sarge

"Its OK we can fixadent"

10/06/19 20:15:18

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22130Michael Winner

"Why does everyone keep asking me, 'is it safe?'"

10/06/19 20:14:34

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

Car ornaments are illegal in this county. He should brace himself for a fine.

10/06/19 20:11:30

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

Dental plan!

10/06/19 20:07:59

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3903Stephen Bean

"My car can do 180 molars per hour."

10/06/19 20:07:45

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Mine can do tooth hurty.  --Troompa Loompa
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5621Tosser Wivlov

When I said could you do something to give my car more bite.....

10/06/19 20:06:30

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

For some reason, Jack really wanted every one to think he was a dentist, despite being a lawyer.

10/06/19 20:05:16

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36568Welsh Rarebit

"I've got accidental damage cover with a company called Fixadent."

10/06/19 20:02:19

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36568Welsh Rarebit

"I wouldn't buy a car like that, it's false economy."

10/06/19 20:01:19

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5084Dave Bryan

It must use a lot of gas.

10/06/19 20:01:15

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

Unfortunately it needs route canal treatment.

10/06/19 20:00:20

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

Miss Daisy eventually gave up telling her chauffeur to go easy on the brakes.

10/06/19 20:00:08

 
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