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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4394Karyn Harrison

Pretty vacant

01/01/20 12:17:06

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8411Chris Keegan

I recognise this look, it tends to occur daily, around 8 am, midday and 8 pm.

01/01/20 12:11:33

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Or in my case, midnight, 4 am and midday. --Willie Johnson
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14551Dan Nicholls

And all because her orange juice carton said 'concentrate'.

01/01/20 12:11:13

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lov Dennis Pennis --Jack Joyce
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

“Where the hell did I leave my kids?”

03/01/20 19:10:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9222Stephen Bean

What a looker!

01/01/20 12:56:52

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

♫ i was working as waitress in a cocktail bar ♫

01/01/20 12:22:00

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....and drinking all the leftovers. --Willie Johnson
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9412Mr Dome

Wtf are you still doing hanging around here, Gulliver?

01/01/20 12:20:03

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What 's this obsession with animated gull's livers? --Willie Johnson
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14551Dan Nicholls

I can't think of anything. If only she could give me a flash of inspiration.

01/01/20 12:15:17

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

Model's deep thoughts: "................................................."

01/01/20 12:05:15

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9412Mr Dome

Darling your nipple ring is poking through your coat

01/01/20 12:01:31

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9222Stephen Bean

"I think my wife put something funny in those oysters. First, my vision went funny. Now she looks like she's lost 10 stone and no longer needs a shave."

01/01/20 13:07:40

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31424Tony Edwards

"What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?"

01/01/20 12:25:24

 
Dot Old Vote score: 896Dot Old

Roberta Planter

01/01/20 12:06:15

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9412Mr Dome

Mac Beth

01/01/20 12:04:22

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9222Stephen Bean

Pothead

01/01/20 12:00:03

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1360Willie Johnson

"Did I remember to put on my pants?"

02/01/20 4:18:15

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2538Trace Sarge

Look sky walker

01/01/20 18:28:20

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10552Neil Mackenzie

Things are looking up for 2020.

01/01/20 17:36:35

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9003Dave Bryan

''A,H,D,L,P,M,V,Z,E,S............I can't read the bottom two lines.''

01/01/20 15:25:51

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31424Tony Edwards

Dough eyes

01/01/20 12:18:10

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14551Dan Nicholls

Spot the empty vessel.

01/01/20 12:13:40

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8411Chris Keegan

Having partied hard last night, Sue spend most the day trying to work out why she was naked and whose coat she was wearing.

01/01/20 12:00:37

 
Dev B Vote score: 601Dev B

Glenda left disappointed when her blind date brought her a different kinda pot

02/01/20 13:17:13

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4452Lucky Elperro

The importance of being urnist.

01/01/20 17:35:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9003Dave Bryan

''Je suis une femme.''

FIN

01/01/20 15:31:17

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11496Vanessa the Guesser

"What's a Greek urn?"

01/01/20 15:16:21

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1468Rachel P

Charlotte Dujardiniere

01/01/20 13:56:24

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9412Mr Dome

Megan was trying to think of what the hell she got up to last night but her mammories were gone

01/01/20 12:19:06

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

'♫ Hmm Hmmm Hm Hm Hmmm Hmmmmm Hm Hmmmmm ♫. What does he mean it's not "♫ Should all the Quaintans be forgot
And never brought to mime? ♫" '

01/01/20 12:09:04

 
Molly R Vote score: 1664Molly R

"Now listen very carefully, I shall say zis only once..."

01/01/20 12:03:46

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 86Poxy Jock

wtf's a Tardis anyway?

03/01/20 20:48:05

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

“Don’t bother me- I’m thinking out loud.”

03/01/20 19:52:39

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Space cadet.

03/01/20 19:45:03

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

“Wow! I never saw parrots in London.”

03/01/20 19:34:08

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

“Just think’n how much pressure the pot is putting on my head.”

03/01/20 15:49:09

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

Erica 'n Urny

02/01/20 22:31:41

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1360Willie Johnson

"The drug makes your mind go completely blank and then you stare off into space."
"No, I didn't take any of it. Why are you laughing."

02/01/20 5:07:54

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1360Willie Johnson

"Who? What? When ? Where? Why?"

02/01/20 5:05:05

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1360Willie Johnson

("Did I leave the iron on?")

02/01/20 4:04:08

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20324John Glover

They say you should never go back. Abegail gazed wistfully upwards at the window of the room where a year ago she lost her virginity to Malcolm, and wished she could confront the bastard now about his wife and five kids.

01/01/20 18:45:43

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2538Trace Sarge

Nothing like fresh air to put colour in your cheeks

01/01/20 18:23:30

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2095Scrijjy Doo

I like new Fonzi much better!

01/01/20 17:36:47

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2095Scrijjy Doo

Chanel #4: Inanity

01/01/20 17:31:51

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6095Greg Curtis

Fondly remembering social intercourse...

01/01/20 16:18:03

 
CAROLE GRIFFITHS Vote score: 10CAROLE GRIFFITHS

Street Light Weight Jacket

01/01/20 16:09:40

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1468Rachel P

An idea had been planted and she was entrenched.....

01/01/20 15:16:35

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5606Vivvy En

Should somebody tell her she's about to be attacked by a triffid? Nah.

01/01/20 13:44:22

 
sarah solway Vote score: 103sarah solway

Its her New-el look!

01/01/20 13:32:40

 
Dot Old Vote score: 896Dot Old

Eva Gabordine

01/01/20 13:23:59

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31424Tony Edwards

Mind your head

01/01/20 12:57:57

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11496Vanessa the Guesser

Maria couldn't recall how she got so leathered last night.

01/01/20 12:52:31

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

starry eyed

01/01/20 12:13:35

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14551Dan Nicholls

Kiln me softly.

01/01/20 12:12:24

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

For dandruff, I recommend Vaseen.

01/01/20 12:06:02

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

Dramatic, ♫ dum dum de dum, dum dum de dum ♫

01/01/20 12:00:20

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Jarhead the sequel

01/01/20 12:00:10

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

♫ oh, Vienna ♫

01/01/20 12:00:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Pothead

01/01/20 12:00:04

 
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