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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7271Vanessa the Guesser

Police have warned he could be dangerous and mustn't be a poached.

02/01/19 20:49:18

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10551Smuldo

"When I said, I wanted to get laid..."

02/01/19 20:00:08

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4564Chris Keegan

It's so good to see Simon coming out of his shell.

02/01/19 20:00:11

 
stone face Vote score: 3199stone face

Hatch Of The Day.

02/01/19 20:20:29

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10551Smuldo

"Nanoo Nanoo..."

02/01/19 20:00:32

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Chris Keegan Vote score: 4564Chris Keegan

So much for the stripper at the hen party

02/01/19 20:04:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2959Dave Bryan

''I am the eggman''

02/01/19 20:00:47

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 451Scrappy Doo

No Spring Chicken

03/01/19 0:00:31

 
James Lennox Vote score: 870James Lennox

At least it wasn't a rottweiler.

02/01/19 20:32:26

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Ian Skelding Vote score: 20028Ian Skelding

Albuman

02/01/19 20:00:10

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2959Dave Bryan

Man Fry Day

02/01/19 21:22:00

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2959Dave Bryan

Shell-shocked

02/01/19 20:01:12

 
Dot Old Vote score: 317Dot Old

Hommelette

02/01/19 20:00:54

 
Molly R Vote score: 701Molly R

Shell suit

02/01/19 20:00:19

 
stone face Vote score: 3199stone face

That chicks with dicks movie was a bit disappointing.

02/01/19 20:27:55

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1639Funny Bean

Egg yokel

02/01/19 20:02:19

 
ant knee Vote score: 1037ant knee

Benedict Cumberhatch

02/01/19 20:00:28

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2959Dave Bryan

Egghead

02/01/19 20:00:15

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1305Stu Dent

Orson finally makes it to Earth

02/01/19 20:00:10

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34332Welsh Rarebit

Eggstra Terryestrial

02/01/19 20:00:06

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 514Carey Sutton

Tony Hatch

05/01/19 17:37:10

 
larry G. Vote score: 1106larry G.

Which came first? The chicken or the egghead.

03/01/19 21:43:28

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 883Glad You Remember

A soldier out of uniform

03/01/19 13:28:15

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21173Michael Winner

I'll never understand these new Pirelli calendars.

03/01/19 11:24:00

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 451Scrappy Doo

Cracked

03/01/19 2:54:17

 
James Lennox Vote score: 870James Lennox

Richard O'Sullivan in a rare promotional shot for the un-aired final Robin's Nest episode: Robin Trips.

03/01/19 0:07:22

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1425Crunchy Chords

“That was eggsausting.”

02/01/19 23:20:49

 
James Lennox Vote score: 870James Lennox

The rhyme never mentioned Humpty was a nudist.

02/01/19 22:25:44

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 334Lawrence Day

Simon was always a shy person we told him he should try and come out of his shell.

02/01/19 22:20:48

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 535Spycenwolf

I always knew he was a bad egg.

02/01/19 21:59:24

 
stone face Vote score: 3199stone face

This is the product of an addled brain.

02/01/19 21:34:11

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4564Chris Keegan

Apparently if you pay up they will release him. It's Easter Ransom.

02/01/19 21:21:56

 
stone face Vote score: 3199stone face

Simon Cowell said this guy's definately got the egg factor.

02/01/19 20:42:18

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28421Tony Edwards

Kinder Surprise

02/01/19 20:39:02

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8859Neil Mackenzie

He’s Stir Crazy

02/01/19 20:34:32

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3956C CaMel

He is now in custardy.

02/01/19 20:33:23

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 535Spycenwolf

After unsuccessfully looking for a way to get out for ages, he finally cracked it.

02/01/19 20:32:55

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 535Spycenwolf

His eggo has been broken.

02/01/19 20:31:08

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18362John Glover

"Oh Colin, this is the funeral wake. The fancy dress party is next week."

02/01/19 20:30:40

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18362John Glover

"So who have you come as Dave."
"Percy Shelley."

02/01/19 20:29:07

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28421Tony Edwards

Born-again Tristan

02/01/19 20:24:39

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18362John Glover

"Come on out."
"No, I'm chicken."

02/01/19 20:22:12

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3956C CaMel

Jurassic Mark

02/01/19 20:20:59

 
Sauce Pan Vote score: 69Sauce Pan

Dave got the wrong end of the stick at the egg and spoon race...He rolled in last but he did have a smashing time!

02/01/19 20:17:40

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1425Crunchy Chords

Breggsit

02/01/19 20:15:51

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3691Vivvy En

"Oh Dave, you're such a yolk"

02/01/19 20:13:10

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4585Chris Halliwell

Man Ova Bored.

02/01/19 20:06:31

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1833Karyn Harrison

Those Borrowers can find a use for anything.

02/01/19 20:06:15

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1305Stu Dent

Nice Bird Bath

02/01/19 20:05:23

 
Sauce Pan Vote score: 69Sauce Pan

Dave... a good egg until he cracks under pressure

02/01/19 20:04:34

 
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