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Mr Dome  Vote score: 8326Mr Dome

Ikea Sportage

04/01/20 9:28:33

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It was a Rolls Royce kit, but they didn't read the directions when putting it together. --Willie Johnson
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7818Chris Keegan

"I ended up having to sell it due to what I was getting to the mile"
- "What was that?
"Usually about 10 laughing fits, 6 what the fu*ks and 4 you tosser!"

04/01/20 10:13:33

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13850Dan Nicholls

"What do you think?"
"I think you're colour blind and have a micro penis."

04/01/20 8:37:45

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13850Dan Nicholls

I just think your other car would have been more appropriate for the funeral. You know, the black one.

04/01/20 8:25:22

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5951Glyn Evans

"The colour is my primary concern."

04/01/20 8:23:22

 
Rachel P Vote score: 319Rachel P

EU pimped my ride

04/01/20 9:48:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10017Vanessa the Guesser

It belongs to the Swedish House Mafia

04/01/20 8:43:18

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21174Ian Skelding

"What an awful colour."
"I know, but I didn't' have enough yellow to paint over it."

04/01/20 10:36:40

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22468Michael Winner

"Yeah, I was going for that 'my car has been clamped' look."

04/01/20 10:22:21

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 144Mark Wilson

For God's sake I hope it's a transformer

04/01/20 9:29:56

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4901Vivvy En

"OI, GULLIVER! SHIFT YOUR DINKY FROM OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE."

04/01/20 8:40:43

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 905Willie Johnson

If I had a car like that, I would leave the windows down and the keys in the ignition too.

04/01/20 8:38:34

 
Molly R Vote score: 1344Molly R

I couldn't decide whether to vote Tory or LibDem.

04/01/20 8:08:59

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1566Scrijjy Doo

Minions have badass cars.

05/01/20 0:20:47

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10017Vanessa the Guesser

"Shaaaaaaaaaron!"
It's Ozzy Osbourne's turn to take Greta Thunberg to school.

04/01/20 10:04:17

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 905Willie Johnson

Where's the wind up key?

04/01/20 8:53:56

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6741Dave Bryan

''It's not an ordinary car. It's one of the Specials in two-tone.''

04/01/20 8:38:47

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38447Welsh Rarebit

🎵 The wheels of the pus go round and round... 🎵

04/01/20 8:25:12

 
Rachel P Vote score: 319Rachel P

James Cameron’s Avacar

04/01/20 8:17:24

 
Dot Old Vote score: 769Dot Old

Hybrid car

04/01/20 8:16:33

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1566Scrijjy Doo

Homermobile

05/01/20 0:17:39

 
mike robb Vote score: 573mike robb

The house featured an open porch.

04/01/20 21:15:31

 
mike robb Vote score: 573mike robb

The house featured an open porch.

04/01/20 21:15:30

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4071Lucky Elperro

Man Utd make desparate attempt to entice Paul Pogba to stay.

04/01/20 16:20:52

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2797GeeDee

You should never ask DelRoy to pimp your ride

04/01/20 11:17:43

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5932Greg Curtis

"It's one of their new Model Tease. "

04/01/20 11:12:32

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5932Greg Curtis

"...Yep, just had a cartoon-up."

04/01/20 11:07:03

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5932Greg Curtis

Surreal Gas Guzzler

04/01/20 11:05:35

 
stone face Vote score: 6304stone face

Working in the Swedish car factory has its perks. At the weekend you are allowed to take some of the Stockholm.

04/01/20 10:38:11

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I so wish I had voted for this, no votes and in my opinion very good Mr Stone! That said you have a stash of well deserved votes. --Chris Keegan
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21174Ian Skelding

Clash of the Two tones.

04/01/20 10:29:58

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9719Neil Mackenzie

I don’t know why you’re laughing? He convinced them he’s colour blind and he got his disabled badge, so he can park on double red or yellow lines or to him just double lines.

04/01/20 9:37:45

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 501Generic RedHead

"I see you're here for the Bananaman rally"
"The what?"

04/01/20 8:42:44

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 501Generic RedHead

Two tones, one coupe.

04/01/20 8:32:14

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6741Dave Bryan

''My car is a Ford. Voitures?''

04/01/20 8:23:37

 
Dot Old Vote score: 769Dot Old

Car clash

04/01/20 8:18:01

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 346Jack Joyce

"Never Twoked, Never-will-be"

04/01/20 8:00:45

 
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