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Captions	52	15	19	#3	47	90	#4	8220	14571	#19
Photos			2	#9				9	31	#16
Comments	13							191	301	#29
Suggested Edits

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Captions	7	#8	31	#16	6790	#33
Photos	4	#10			66	#83
Comments	1	#6	1	#6	226	#30
Suggested Edits	1	#2			8	#6

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	Dipped headlights 13/03/24 20:12:26	10

	clever Paris, Milan, Fukushima. 08/03/24 12:31:04	10

	“It was for my late Wife.” 27/02/24 8:07:55	10

	“She can’t sit, she has Polaroids.” 07/02/24 12:26:15	10

	lol “I asked for an 1/8th of catnip and the fat fu&&er turns up with a feather on a stick!?” 03/02/24 9:32:42	10

	New York - Paris - MiNan 23/11/23 8:26:01	10

	The dumping came shortly after. 10/10/23 12:02:55	10

	“Did you get any furniture in the Divorce Dave?” 10/10/23 8:07:14	10

	lol “That robin must really want a shag.” 09/10/23 13:38:19	10

	“Morning, pull up a stool.” 26/09/23 20:04:19	10

	lol “The dentist did some impressions, the Ken Dodd one was particularly hurtful.” 16/09/23 16:31:08	10

	creative “Should we put these in the bins provided?” “Let the bloody Wombles do it.” 10/09/23 12:14:31	10

	lol Tesco Delivery Substitution: Inflato-Mary Doll was not available. Inflato-Barry Doll will be provided at no additional cost. 02/08/23 10:31:18	10

	He was injured in the fall. 01/08/23 12:04:04, edited: 01/08/23 12:15:03	10

	Now in stock. 30/06/23 22:00:15	10

	“Any other side effects Mr Davies?” 18/04/23 8:46:06	10

	lol “Oh sh*t, put my clock back too far.” 26/03/23 12:56:54	10

	“That bloke with the beard’s making a friggin ark.” 26/02/23 20:05:16	10

	“I can’t leave here darling, I am inspired by this place, I am enraptured, Vincent has gripped my soul.” ‘There are painted boobies in the next room Dave.’ “Get the bag.” 20/01/22 21:13:53	10

	‘How high are we Mommy?’ “Three Valium and two E’s, totally buzzing my tits off.’ 18/01/22 21:09:26	10

	“After the 7th Fosters she started looking pretty sexy.” 27/12/21 12:50:13	10

	“Fancy an Indian?” 06/12/21 20:22:06	10

	After 2 hours Dave received assistance from Senior Management: “It’s the black wire.” 03/12/21 9:08:31	10

	lol “Pivot!” 12/10/21 20:24:39	6 10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w3wmQAMoxQI reckon one of the Friends writers must have been a Douglas Adams fan. Strongly resembles a Dirk Gently scenario, although that did involve time travel and dematerialisation... --James Lennox
	lol Chinese wrestlers blamed for extinction in WWF mixup. 11/10/21 13:53:31	10

	When your wife tells you she booked you an appointment with the stylist that has a huge pair. 04/10/21 8:37:33	10

	Personally I prefer women with large melons. 23/06/21 12:01:59	10

	Dating with Sam "˜n Ella 05/05/21 12:12:49	10

	"Worried your husband will smell your breath and get suspicious? Keep your cupboard stocked with..." 22/04/21 12:09:43	10

	lol clever A Briefer History of Time 14/12/20 19:06:12	1 10
Damn, this is clever. It's a shame the late entries so often go overlooked. Nice find Scrijjy. --James Lennox
	"She wouldn't start but the AA man is here now." 23/10/20 12:02:16	10

	"He says 'here boy' and you just, obey?" 08/05/20 12:04:04	10

	lol "Grandad, I said you need to show them your pass." 25/04/20 21:34:15	1 10
He's hard of hearing but not hard of anything else. --Willie Johnson
	"We have one chair in stock, but there's a second coming in the warehouse." 22/02/20 8:58:05	1 10

	lol "Steve, looking good on site, may have grazed a pipe but I think we're okay." 29/08/19 9:36:32	1 10

	Poster Mortem 11/06/19 20:28:47	10

	Centaur parting 21/05/19 20:59:47	10

	"I'll do it next weekend dear." 11/02/19 20:24:55	10

	"On your head Dave!" 06/11/18 20:34:07	10

	Faithbook 27/08/18 20:34:55	10

	Beach cleared by floater. 14/07/18 9:18:13	10

	Asleep at his post 13/07/18 16:57:08	10

	Pipe Dream 13/07/18 16:56:26	10

	It matches the grandfather glock 03/06/18 20:51:51	10

	clever Flash car 13/05/18 20:10:52	10

	The kiss of death 25/02/18 8:01:53	10

	'Caught anything?' "Dysentery!" 01/10/17 20:43:09	10

	He should work on his delivery 22/09/17 21:28:59	10

	Sky Box 03/09/17 13:31:26	1 10
For even greater viewing pleasure, add Sky Box Orifice --Mr Dome
	Following an awkward meeting, the tree was fired from the band. Which was a shame as he drove the van. 08/05/17 6:16:06	4 10
"Nothin' personal, mate, it's just we feel you're growing in a different direction from us." --Crunchy Chords
	“What did she take in the divorce?” 04/04/24 8:20:45	9

	lol “Have you been to a Scottish church before?” 20/03/24 20:06:54	9

	“You inconsiderate Fokker!” 19/03/24 8:02:48	9

	“Elvis hasn’t left the building.” 26/02/24 12:02:22	9

	creative “Ok who left their cheeseburger on the ouija board again?” 10/02/24 9:31:10	2 9

	Does not contain nuts. 02/02/24 20:42:30	9

	“It was working perfectly until midday, then the angle of the sun cooked Mary in about 15 seconds.” 21/01/24 8:17:43	9

	“One day all of this will be yours.” ‘It’s a bed spread Dave.’ 16/01/24 12:18:07	9

	“So how did the prostate exam feel?” 10/01/24 12:08:19	9

	“Water company boss completes river swim to demonstrate cleanliness.” 08/01/24 8:56:26	9

	creative “Heather’s still sending them Mr McCartney.” 28/11/23 8:08:20	1 9

	Sign of the tines. 21/11/23 8:02:31	9

	“Is this model made from rubber?” ‘Yes, vulcanised.’ 18/11/23 20:22:42	9

	“And are you attending this vasectomy voluntarily?” 12/11/23 20:05:19	2 9

	“I was shocked when he came out.” 12/11/23 12:21:41	9

	“You’d be better off using a tablet.” 09/11/23 8:28:54, edited: 09/11/23 9:26:09, suggested edits	1 9

	Statistically they kill more people than lions, but Debbie has always loved fat bald men. 18/10/23 9:30:54	9

	Doctor: “how much milk are you fuc£/ng drinking?!” 17/10/23 8:02:07	9

	Scotsman spends £1700 to attend Glastonbury for free. 15/10/23 9:21:43	9

	“… and I drive a taxi on the side.” 29/09/23 17:58:50	9

	“Give me the D’oh!” 27/09/23 12:09:18	1 9

	lol Funeral Director: “What were his last words to you after 50 years together?” ‘Ouch, he’s bitten my nuts.’ “Ok we’ll write he liked football…” 11/09/23 12:59:27, edited: 11/09/23 13:21:40	9

	The Pawshank Redemption 05/09/23 12:02:40	9

	“The velcro one’s are a rip-off.” 02/09/23 14:08:40	9

	“If this doesn’t work I’ll have to try a high hoe.” 20/03/23 7:32:17	9

	“He’s like a dog with a bono.” 20/01/22 12:08:23	9

	“So this is where those little hotel milks pots come from.” 08/12/21 14:11:54	9

	“I used to perform circumcisions on elephants, terrible wages but the tips were enormous.” 04/10/21 8:35:06	9

	Babe in arms 09/09/21 8:03:07	9

	“That explains my Lego orgasm.” 25/07/21 21:06:20	2 9
We stick together afterward --Glyn Evans
	"Welcome to Paul McKenna's "˜Just go to F**king Sleep', Chapter One"¦" 26/06/21 10:26:05	9

	Dyslexics can't spell this well. 18/05/21 12:04:45	9

	Hobosexual 04/05/21 22:59:01	1 9

	"God knows how I got Covid from those kids 3 doors down." 23/04/21 8:04:36	9

	In Saudi Arabia the heads are removable. 24/11/20 8:32:13	1 9
They say if you insult MBS it's free... of your body. --Willie Johnson
	"I love seeing their faces light up." 27/10/20 11:47:53	9

	"He went downhill fast." 07/05/20 12:18:00	9

	GG Top 28/04/20 8:02:04	9

	Kleptomania, all of the signs were there. 19/04/20 20:00:37	9

	"How is Malcolm since the divorce?" 11/04/20 22:11:18	9

	"I don't need the toy!" 02/02/20 22:40:32	9

	His hair used to be cooler. 02/02/20 9:13:21	9

	After a couple he started telling me his lives' stories. 22/08/19 9:08:44	9

	clever "He touched so many." 15/08/19 22:30:36	9

	clever American Butty 12/02/19 12:50:02	4 9
Too true, and in general the more obscure captions will get less votes than the obvious ones. It's a shame, because often the obscure ones are the cleverest, but at the end of the day a joke does have to be understood to be appreciated. Cheers. --James Lennox
	Whoopi Goldfish 06/01/19 21:18:31	9

	Paris Marathon winner; "my feet are in terrible pain." 10/08/18 20:30:33	9

	"we relied on the withdrawal method" 05/08/18 23:43:51	9

	Red that one. 25/06/18 12:03:44	9

	Volcanic Ash 31/05/18 8:11:48	9