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"Yknow what, just leave the nose hairs today. Thanks."
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Al Overy Vote score: 8216Al Overy

"Y'know what, just leave the nose hairs today. Thanks."

04/10/21 8:01:23

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7672C CaMel

When your wife tells you she booked you an appointment with the stylist that has a huge pair.

04/10/21 8:37:33

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7672C CaMel

“I used to perform circumcisions on elephants, terrible wages but the tips were enormous.”

04/10/21 8:35:06

 
Al Overy Vote score: 8216Al Overy

"Don't worry, I'll go extra carefully round your ears, Sir."

"Pardon?"

04/10/21 8:00:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 19327Stephen Bean

Scissors beats Stone Face

04/10/21 8:20:21

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I submitted this photo especially for you stone face. :) --Karyn Harrison
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17216Dave Bryan

''Why are you looking so worried?''

''I've just seen the razor.''

04/10/21 8:05:34

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10762Chris Keegan

"Well, I did have a smaller pair but I kept losing them"

04/10/21 8:37:55

 
stone face Vote score: 10109stone face

"Sorry, am a bit off today. I threw me back out picking up the comb."

04/10/21 8:30:08

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8347Vivvy En

"It's a good job you didn't want a buzz cut coz the wife's just cutting the lawn"

04/10/21 8:34:32

 
stone face Vote score: 10109stone face

"So you've changed your mind on the back, sack and crack option."

04/10/21 8:25:50

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7672C CaMel

“Objects in the mirror may appear closer than they are.”

04/10/21 8:06:41

 
James Lennox Vote score: 9453James Lennox

When your original caption is crap, and you think of editing to a joke about a hairdresser with a huge pair, but then you have to feed the dog, clean up the kitchen, and argue with the kids, by which time 8:37:33 has been posted, so now you're just pissed off...

04/10/21 8:04:34

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 19327Stephen Bean

"Hey Buster, how are we going to finish this film if you keep yelling cut?"

04/10/21 8:00:11

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7672C CaMel

“Number 2 at the back?”
‘Yes sorry, you made me nervous.’

04/10/21 14:06:14

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12517Mr Dome

SALE NOW ON
MASSIVE CUTS

04/10/21 10:10:48

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 3216Willie Johnson

"Someone's super glued the scissors together. Just wait here and I'll get the remover."
"I won't be going far with giant scissors attached to my head."

04/10/21 8:51:37

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17216Dave Bryan

''Would you like something for the weekend, sir?''

''Yes, a bandage.''

04/10/21 8:22:50

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Or a blood transfusion. --Willie Johnson
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10762Chris Keegan

Only friendly captions please, no cutting remarks.

04/10/21 8:17:34

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And don't be too snippy. --Willie Johnson
Al Overy Vote score: 8216Al Overy

Bob's Barbers was the biggest in terms of shear size.

04/10/21 8:00:25

 
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