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Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

They also do a lovely pee soup.

22/04/21 12:26:19

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7179C CaMel

“Worried your husband will smell your breath and get suspicious? Keep your cupboard stocked with...”

22/04/21 12:09:43

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7179C CaMel

Bone Appetit

22/04/21 12:33:55

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6675Greg Curtis

...Suck my stock.

22/04/21 13:02:25

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8089Hercules Rockefeller

Campbellend's Soup

22/04/21 12:01:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

Cock-a-leekie

22/04/21 12:00:54

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

"I can't eat that. I'm a vagetarian"

22/04/21 12:00:08

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 494Gavin Smithers

We asked shoppers in Essex how they'd use this product. 95% said "spit"; 5% said "swallow".

22/04/21 23:15:17

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And from that 95%, what percentage managed to successfully put soup on a spit?  --Glyn Evans
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11837Neil Mackenzie

Just Bobbitt in the oven.

22/04/21 20:54:17

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5279Stu Dent

And that's just for starters love

22/04/21 12:02:54

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Spotted Dick for dessert  --Mark England
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14919Vanessa the Guesser

It's filling but leaves you gagging for more.

22/04/21 16:13:52

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21521John Glover

Also cums in cans.

22/04/21 12:54:06

 
Mark England Vote score: 18089Mark England

That's funny. When performing fellatio the other night my Mrs said "It tastes fowl"

22/04/21 12:50:38

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 494Gavin Smithers

Try a "buy one get one free" offer for double penetration of the market.

22/04/21 22:52:15

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3572Scrijjy Doo

Ballabaisse

22/04/21 14:21:12

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8342James Lennox

"Waiter, my jizzpacho is luke warm."

22/04/21 12:32:42

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

Junk food

22/04/21 12:31:14

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

Clean teeth after eating in case of bad broth.

22/04/21 12:21:32

 
Tony S Vote score: 1829Tony S

The wife only likes it once a year says too many calories

22/04/21 12:16:54

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

Male order only.

22/04/21 12:03:55

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

"Is it a big soup?"

"You wish, Dave"

22/04/21 12:01:58

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

Serve with a crusty roll and a knob of butter.

22/04/21 12:01:01

 
Molly R Vote score: 2782Molly R

I think I'll chicken out.

22/04/21 12:00:07

 
Ryan French Vote score: 48Ryan French

Dick for the sick.

25/04/21 19:25:27

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

Dave's wife gobbled it down.

22/04/21 16:33:34

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11614Mr Dome

For the real taste of homo

22/04/21 15:27:51

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3572Scrijjy Doo

Mmmgghh Mmmgghhglg Good!

22/04/21 14:25:27

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3572Scrijjy Doo

Cream of Sausage

22/04/21 14:22:14

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6675Greg Curtis

“Have it for lunch, or felate-night.”

22/04/21 13:18:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

Ready Steady Cock

22/04/21 13:07:37

 
Mark England Vote score: 18089Mark England

I get fed up when a successful record gets mixed and re-released in order to sell more records. This is the 22nd version of Frankie's 'Relax'

22/04/21 13:01:38

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6675Greg Curtis

"I'll like mine in a cup."

22/04/21 12:52:58

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6675Greg Curtis

Roux-ed

22/04/21 12:43:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11614Mr Dome

Soup that tastes just how uncle Colin used to make it

22/04/21 12:43:23

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

"When you said 'soup for dipping soldiers in...'"

22/04/21 12:34:53

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7179C CaMel

1. Tip into a saucepan.
2. Boil tip for 2-3 hours.

22/04/21 12:31:40

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7488Vivvy En

"I serve it to all my birds, it makes them lay better."

22/04/21 12:27:22

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

"I prefer Balls flavoured cup a soups"

22/04/21 12:27:03

 
Tony S Vote score: 1829Tony S

Made by Willy W@nker at the cockolate factory.

22/04/21 12:20:55

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7179C CaMel

Compilations which are better than Now 2021:

22/04/21 12:13:54

 
Tony S Vote score: 1829Tony S

Just add condoments and boil in the bag.

22/04/21 12:12:15

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7921Glyn Evans

Being a cannibal, I thought he was more of a bastard.

22/04/21 12:11:58

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

As seen in sperm donor clinic vending machines everywhere

22/04/21 12:09:56

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1184alexandra ball

The sex is souper.

22/04/21 12:09:46

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

Beat until creamy.

22/04/21 12:04:28

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5279Stu Dent

The longer you mix it the thicker it gets

22/04/21 12:01:54

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

Nice girls can swallow it as long as they say grace first.

22/04/21 12:01:44

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7488Vivvy En

"Wait on! There's a pubic hair in this soup."

22/04/21 12:01:27

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

My wife always gets a large packet.

22/04/21 12:00:14

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Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

Cumsommé

22/04/21 12:00:12

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5279Stu Dent

Nice with melted cheese on top

22/04/21 12:00:08

 
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