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"Give it three years and she'll look just like me. Just sayin'"
18/10/23 7:03:56
She's a keeper.
18/10/23 7:01:02
Statistically they kill more people than lions, but Debbie has always loved fat bald men.
18/10/23 8:30:54
And they lived hippoly ever after.
18/10/23 7:38:27, edited: 18/10/23 7:38:57
I never said I'd propose and we'd see the world - I said i'd propose at Sea World
18/10/23 7:13:39
"Was it an emotional moment when you proposed?""Yes, two onlookers couldn't stop blubbering."
18/10/23 7:31:09
"God This is the tenth time this week hope this one says yes"
18/10/23 7:09:08
Manatee and wife
18/10/23 7:05:41
"Yes.""Hippo hippo hurray."
18/10/23 7:09:54
"Piss off lady. I'm trying to propose here."
18/10/23 7:01:30
"Don't do it mate!"
18/10/23 7:00:48
''You've been down on one knee for five minutes, Bob, but you still haven't popped the question. Are my hippos putting you off.''''A little bit, but on the plus side your face is OK and you've got nice tits.''
18/10/23 13:12:44
Hurry up and answer I can't hold my breath much longer
18/10/23 7:06:35
Will he otter those magic words
18/10/23 7:00:44
"Get off your knees....it's only a diet pill"
18/10/23 11:37:11, edited: 20/10/23 13:31:07, suggested edits
Looking for a seal of approval?
18/10/23 11:29:13
"Please say yes quickly because I'm on my Vet shift right now and I need to castrate one of the Hippos."
18/10/23 7:16:11, edited: 18/10/23 7:50:44
Yet another person proposing by the hippo enclosure. What a yawn!
18/10/23 8:06:26
She's a catch
18/10/23 7:41:51
Dave kneeling to propose gives him a rugged jawline, while Wendy looking down has a double chin, but she is still better than the hippo who is looking up with double double chins.
18/10/23 7:26:17
"Oh come on, how can you say no? He's a Columbian drug lord"
18/10/23 7:20:26
"I Zoo."
18/10/23 7:19:03
SEALd with a kiss
18/10/23 7:12:45
"I'll only marry you if you invent a successful board game with repeating words of something you can see. I'm starving by the way."
18/10/23 7:11:48
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