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James Lennox Vote score: 4429James Lennox

You think head lice are bad, try having fire bugs.

02/02/20 8:39:43

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8122Chris Keegan

Dave is patiently waiting for a haircut. It's a barber queue.

02/02/20 10:02:16

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4931C CaMel

His hair used to be cooler.

02/02/20 9:13:21

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4931C CaMel

Cremation continues Thursday 11am.

02/02/20 9:12:19

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1089Glad You Remember

"Mate, you really need a shower"

02/02/20 10:45:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7144Dave Bryan

Ed Burns

02/02/20 8:04:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6535Stephen Bean

Hot headed

02/02/20 8:03:57

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6535Stephen Bean

"Darling, I've been fired."

02/02/20 8:00:39

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4429James Lennox

In Scotland and Ireland burning Pete is a traditional method of heating.

02/02/20 8:33:37

 
stone face Vote score: 6624stone face

"WHat's your new boyfriends name ?"

"Bernie."

02/02/20 8:04:44

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"Hey everyone, Char-lotte's got a new boyfriend." --Willie Johnson
stone face Vote score: 6624stone face

I went on Tinder on my Kindle, and met this old flame.

02/02/20 8:01:28

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6535Stephen Bean

"This is ar son."

02/02/20 8:33:50

 
stone face Vote score: 6624stone face

"Quick dad, quick! I know you hate him, but my boyfriends hair's on fire."

"Don't worry love, give us a sec. I'll just go and get some marshmallows. "

02/02/20 8:10:20

 
Rachel P Vote score: 567Rachel P

Blow me

02/02/20 11:30:08

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 990Willie Johnson

"What makes you think I don't wash my hair?"
"Uh, that fire has been going for a week."

02/02/20 10:29:52

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 990Willie Johnson

"Is it hot in here or is it just me?"

02/02/20 9:59:05

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4931C CaMel

He’s still smouldering.

02/02/20 9:12:46

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4931C CaMel

Simon Jones
A dedicated keeper of albino dwarf elephants.
1996-2020

02/02/20 9:01:51

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 410Mark Wilson

See I was right, I told you the batteries had gone in the smoke alarm.

02/02/20 9:01:19

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5825The Wolf

That's the last time I'm meeting a guy through Match.com...

02/02/20 8:43:56

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4429James Lennox

"Well Sally, I like putting grease in my hair and nothing you can say or do will stop me ... Oh, very clever."

02/02/20 8:43:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7144Dave Bryan

Australian firefighter relaxes after another hard day.

02/02/20 8:31:34

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5825The Wolf

"Lucy, can you smell burning?"

02/02/20 8:29:28

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7144Dave Bryan

Petrol head

02/02/20 8:19:40

 
stone face Vote score: 6624stone face

It's shocking behaviour. Absolutely shocking. Who in their right mind would wear a T-shirt like that?

02/02/20 8:06:40

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8516Mr Dome

Camping Gaz

02/02/20 14:03:17

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1089Glad You Remember

A proud descendant of Robert Bunsen.

02/02/20 10:44:34

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3185Stu Dent

candeladra

02/02/20 9:55:55

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6535Stephen Bean

Baptism of fire

02/02/20 9:02:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8122Chris Keegan

Al Firehead

02/02/20 8:56:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7144Dave Bryan

Jim Morrison

02/02/20 8:36:18

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🎵You know that it would be untrue. You know that I would be a liar. If I was to say to you "The temperature couldn't get much higher." Come on baby light my f.... --Willie Johnson
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3742Karyn Harrison

He's obviously a cokehead.

02/02/20 8:29:59

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3742Karyn Harrison

Head & Smoulders works on dandruff but it doesn't cut through grease.

02/02/20 8:13:21

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3742Karyn Harrison

He's so bad at cooking he even managed to burn the pate.

02/02/20 8:07:00

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38725Welsh Rarebit

"You're looking hot, mate!"

02/02/20 8:00:38

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 94J Gaskill

"'Drop, stop, and roll' is for pussies. I'd rather be balled than be a pussy."

"Daniel... I know I already told you that you could marry my daughter, but I'm going to have to ask you to get out and never see her again. Please leave now."

03/02/20 5:05:36

 
Emma Richardson Emma Richardson

When the pipe from the tumble isn’t out the window!!

03/02/20 0:31:04

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 333Gavin Smithers

"And Federer's literally on fire".

02/02/20 19:57:35

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4931C CaMel

“Is this Len’s hat?”

02/02/20 17:58:54

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22574Michael Winner

Duck's Arsonist.

02/02/20 17:05:06

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1665Scrijjy Doo

There was only enough fuel for one day, but miraculously Claude burned for eight days and eight nights.

02/02/20 14:08:02

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8516Mr Dome

Flame on, Johnny

02/02/20 12:28:26

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4931C CaMel

"Apart from that bit, how was the hot air balloon trip?"

02/02/20 11:40:00

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 165Madeline Charlton

For the first course, here's a fire starter....

02/02/20 11:01:14

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 990Willie Johnson

"I've been looking for a match to light the stove. Have you seen one anywhere?"

02/02/20 10:04:01

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3185Stu Dent

Michael Jackson tribute artist goes down a storm.

02/02/20 9:54:13

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 990Willie Johnson

Thank God It's Fireday. I mean Friday

02/02/20 9:38:52

 
Dot Old Vote score: 805Dot Old

"I've always said Roger Federer's shit hot."

02/02/20 9:11:49

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 410Mark Wilson

🎵I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter🎵

02/02/20 9:04:48

 
Rachel P Vote score: 567Rachel P

Do not try this at home!

02/02/20 8:56:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7144Dave Bryan

''His Latest Flame''

02/02/20 8:43:37

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6535Stephen Bean

Man on Fire

02/02/20 8:23:21

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3742Karyn Harrison

"Would you mind passing me the Volvic?"

02/02/20 8:23:16

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10250Vanessa the Guesser

He asked me out once but I had to turn him down.

02/02/20 8:15:05

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14012Dan Nicholls

Mate, Your hair is lit!

02/02/20 8:15:01

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6183Hercules Rockefeller

Liar, liar, Pat's on fire.

02/02/20 8:03:28

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6535Stephen Bean

Boncefire

02/02/20 8:01:06

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38725Welsh Rarebit

Flame retard Ant

02/02/20 8:00:58

 
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