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Ron Allan		lol More commonly known as the Council Office 20/09/13 11:00:16	13

Gordon Bannerman		Bach Street Boy 16/09/13 13:47:17	13

Paul Woolley		creative "This is my girlfriend. I love her just a Lidl. She Asda be the best girl I've ever met. I couldn't think of anyone Nisa. I could look into her eyes Aldi. She's always in a hurry though. I'm forever saying 'Waitrose'. But she's usually Co-operative. We're getting married soon. She's taking her girly friends on a hen weekend to a Spar and then we're having our honeymoon in Iceland." 10/09/13 19:06:52	4 13
Is her maiden name Morrison? --Smuldo
Joe		Bin-go Starr 02/09/13 7:11:56	3 13
'Is Ringo the best drummer in rock n roll?'John Lennon: 'He's not even the best drummer in the Beatles.' --Joe
Tony Edwards		Your Country Doesn't Need You. 31/08/13 11:29:49	13

jon jordan		Morgan Freedrink 31/08/13 7:05:14	1 13

Mr Blonde		Swigger mortis 24/08/13 7:19:17	13

John Llamas		"How's a girl to choose the right bouquet?" 23/08/13 19:24:25	4 13

David Devine		French fast food. 20/08/13 8:48:40	13

Smuldo		"Oi you two , give it arrest." 17/08/13 11:48:07	13

Ian Skelding		creative Hatlas 16/08/13 7:15:56	13

Ian Skelding		creative x2 "Why are you wearing the tablecloth? ..... and where's my antique walnut table?" 14/08/13 15:24:38	13

Tony Edwards		Genitally modified food. 22/07/13 19:46:46	13

Cath Jones		Beef Burglers. 21/07/13 19:00:19	13

Hercules Rockefeller		Bailey appeared to be suffering from Shih Tzuphrenia. 18/07/13 19:08:14	1 13
LOL --Martin Veith
Dan Dan		"FUCK! I forgot about the bloody tunnel." 14/07/13 19:07:53	13

Neil Mackenzie		lol creative If you want a Brick House I can do it for Sixty Thousand, if that's too expensive? I can get my brother to build a Wooden House for Forty Thousand. You want something cheaper; well my Youngest Brother will build you a Straw House for Twenty Thousand. 13/07/13 7:00:11	1 13

Tosser Wivlov		Its a bust! 12/07/13 19:24:07	13

Tony Edwards		Taurus attraction. 12/07/13 11:17:03	13

Austin Marry		Perfect picture but her feet lactose 05/07/13 11:14:55	13

Lucky Elperro		Preparations are made for the arrival of Silvio Berlusconi's 6 year sentence. 03/07/13 13:49:21	13

Mr Blonde		Icing with death. 19/06/13 19:53:25	13

John Llamas		creative Tony's profile picture may suggest that he hasn't quite grasped the point of match.com 17/06/13 19:09:04	13

Michael Winner		No decimals? These sheep have obviously been rounded up. 15/06/13 11:04:22	13

Steve Hann		The young Jedi checking on his light-saver account 15/06/13 7:22:32	13

Mr Blonde		Foodstock. 14/06/13 19:19:40	13

Cath Jones		They clicked as soon as they met. 13/06/13 19:33:05	13

Zac Kramer		lol What make of camera is that ? A limp ass 13/06/13 11:15:46	13

Mark England		Illegal and General 13/06/13 7:24:38	13

Greg Curtis		Hey, why the log face? 11/06/13 11:56:32	13

Pete		lol A Gail forced wind. 10/06/13 12:10:52	13

Mr Blonde
	creative 09/06/13 9:23:50		1 13
That reminds me of the '90's BBC adaptation of Conrad's 'Nostromo', which was filmed somewhere in Africa using actual tribesmen in traditional costume. Unfortunately, the tribesmen refused to take off their Nike trainers, rightly pointing out... --Michael Winner
Jo Anne		You have to watch out for those buoy racers. 06/06/13 9:10:40	13

Michael Winner		Not affiliated to 'Scud-U-like', 'Murder King' or 'The MotherCare of all Battles'. 04/06/13 7:33:05	13

Tosser Wivlov		I've barely spent a penny on it. 02/06/13 12:09:47	13

Chris Halliwell		Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 01/06/13 11:17:41	2 13
I stand corrected the edit has been done. Cheers. :-) --Chris Halliwell
Smuldo		"We've just done up the flat." 30/05/13 19:01:00	13

Zac Kramer		Dave met his Finnish girlfriend on-line 29/05/13 11:32:48	13

John Glover		As a father, Newton had his favourites. Gita got a new camera, Dillip a poke in the eye and Raja a packet of crisps. 27/05/13 11:04:08	1 13
Bet he can't wait 'til its his birthday. --Spud Gunn
Zac Kramer		Should've used the Windows spell-check 24/05/13 11:00:12	1 13

Hercules Rockefeller		Davy Jones' Knockers 23/05/13 19:01:24	2 13
Davy Jones' Knockers ? --Smuldo
Smuldo		Gobby Dazzler. 22/05/13 11:00:49	13

Michael Winner		creative "Ok, so we've established why you were speeding, but"¦ why were you throwing the Turtle shells and banana skins?" 21/05/13 19:23:29	13

Ian Mclaren		If I can catch you Sir I suggest you give up Formula One racing. 21/05/13 19:02:42	13

Paul Reeve		Arnold Short-snigger 18/05/13 19:03:13	6 13
What is offensive about the word snigger? In the dictionary it explains it and it is not offensive. --Cath Jones
Cath Jones		lol Welcome to the Shite House. 17/05/13 11:00:06	13

Tony Busby		Another victim of turf wars. 14/05/13 19:03:43	13

Tracy Davidson		Lymphomaniacs. 11/05/13 19:01:29	13

Cath Jones		Breast Inplants. 11/05/13 11:00:10	13

Paul Reeve		Julie was pleased with the shorts that Dave had got her for her birthday she just wished that he had nicked a pair with a smaller security tag on. 11/05/13 7:00:42	13

Zac Kramer		" You can't change your headwear boys without cap sizing " 09/05/13 7:00:19	13

Zac Kramer		Herr Flickr 05/05/13 19:07:20	13

Neil Mackenzie		lol It said on the Seed packet that they grew to two Feet. 05/05/13 12:53:47	1 13
Bit leggy though. --John Glover
Smuldo		Bales of the Unexpected. 04/05/13 7:00:13	13

Zac Kramer		Blooming cyclists 03/05/13 7:03:10	13

Michael Winner		"PUNY MORTALS, PREPARE TO MEET THY D- Oi, stop it"¦ don't do that. Stop. Ow. I really mean it now, I'm going to get quite angry with you"¦" 29/04/13 11:02:38	13

Smuldo		Most people loved the Beer Festival but it did have it's Knockers. 27/04/13 7:00:37	13

Zac Kramer		Inhale Mary 25/04/13 7:01:53	2 13
Very original... --Guideaux
Smuldo		Mother To-Wheezer. 25/04/13 7:00:28	13

Ian Skelding		creative x2 People from North career into people coming from the South. 14/04/13 11:22:30	13

Ian Mclaren		Soup of the gay. 09/04/13 11:19:13	1 13
What's for the main course, mince? --Paul Woolley
Tosser Wivlov		The colour of bunny 05/04/13 19:01:27	13

Gordon Bannerman		The Honeymoon was in Fyffe 04/04/13 11:01:33	2 13
Sultandrews? --Ross Davidson
Zac Kramer		Passion Fruit 04/04/13 11:00:12	13

Greg Curtis		It's drawing attention. 04/04/13 8:00:06	13

Smuldo		Ironed Maiden. 03/04/13 19:37:48	1 13
lolzzzzzzz --Dev Bansal
Cath Jones		Travel Lodge. 31/03/13 19:01:59	13

Mr Blonde		lol Dizzy Gillespie. 30/03/13 8:38:03	13

Michael Winner		"They'rrrrre GREAT!" 28/03/13 12:00:08	13

Paul Reeve		"No Mr Jenkins you put your keys in the fruit bowl and your snake comes out later." 27/03/13 12:00:17	13

Ian Skelding		Blimey, this is a bit sluggish. 26/03/13 8:02:15	13

Ian Skelding		God, I hate doing these toothpaste adverts." 24/03/13 20:24:29	1 13
That's just giving the wrong Signal --John Llamas
Dan Dan		"Forgive us Father for we have Skinned." 24/03/13 12:42:10	13

Smuldo		Just another day at the Orifice. 23/03/13 9:33:30	13

John Llamas		When Oliver said that he was kipping in Lucy's pad last night, no one believed him 22/03/13 20:30:58	13

Glyn Evans		Love comes naturally, don't faucet. 21/03/13 12:05:27	13

Zac Kramer		A bad habit that can lead you ashtray 20/03/13 20:00:15	13

Smuldo		Welcome to Sandown Racecourse. 18/03/13 8:00:13	13

Pete		Star date. 17/03/13 20:03:48	2 13
ba-stard ate . --Smuldo
Cath Jones		"I'd stay away from the Galaxy and Milky Way for a while if I were you Stacey." 17/03/13 20:01:39	2 13
I think she's reached the limit of her snicker elastic too. --Spud Gunn
Neil Mackenzie		After the Accident Santa was charged with Drink Driving. He'd only had 91.8 million sherries. 14/03/13 12:00:12	13

Pete		Wankers away. 14/03/13 8:44:10	4 13
He's tossed himself off --Mark England
Michael Winner		Jimmy's recently had his appendix removed. 10/03/13 20:07:48	13

Paul Reeve		The farmer hoped the Herbie-cides would solve the weed problem. 08/03/13 8:12:32	13

Mark England		I love nature trails. You see all types of beetle 08/03/13 8:07:34	13

Neil Mackenzie		creative Barry couldn't start playing he was waiting for the Conductor. 05/03/13 13:51:09	13

Spud Gunn		creative This is one of the hardest competitions on SpotTheMonkey.Me so far. 05/03/13 12:42:37	13

Smuldo		Another scoop for the Gutter Press. 05/03/13 8:00:24	13

Mark England		creative For nursery crimes 04/03/13 8:09:52	1 13
like touching kidds --Ross Davidson
Mr Blonde		Supergirl is yet to find a panty liner which stays in place. 03/03/13 13:34:08	13

Ron Allan		lavatree 28/02/13 20:00:42	13

Tracy Davidson		Crumb Scene Investigation 27/02/13 20:29:56	13

Tony Edwards		"Using those toilets may cause a shock to the cistern." 27/02/13 8:23:22	13

Michael Winner		In Morse Code it says 'Your car is now covered in shit'. 21/02/13 8:01:37	13

Pete		Bowllerinas. 19/02/13 12:00:06	13

Ben Samuel		Red Hot Chilli Pipers 18/02/13 20:56:40	13

Paul Reeve		Smokey and the Bad-knits. 18/02/13 20:05:35	13

Tosser Wivlov		🎵 If you wish upon a bra 🎵 18/02/13 1:51:52	13

Dan Dan		Miss Fire. 15/02/13 8:00:11	2 13
Never trust a cannon ball --Tosser Wivlov
Smuldo		Someone threw a Spaniel in the Works. 14/02/13 12:31:06	2 13
Probably John Lennon. --John Glover

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