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Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7134Hercules Rockefeller

"Put that back! You know I'm lactose intolerant!"

21/07/13 20:12:23

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

Beef Burglers.

21/07/13 20:00:19

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

Close Encounters of the Herd Kind.

21/07/13 20:00:56

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Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

A saucer of milk.

21/07/13 20:00:08

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

How the cow jumped over the moon.

21/07/13 20:01:57

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6213Greg Curtis

"...to boldy go where no manure has gone before."

21/07/13 23:18:35

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5789Paul Reeve

Ermintruders

21/07/13 20:00:12

 
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

" Beef me up Scotty "

21/07/13 20:00:12

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

Suddenly, and without warning, Daisy went pasteurised.

21/07/13 20:35:55

 
Mr Blonde Vote score: 19126Mr Blonde

Martian DNA found in Tesco burgers.

21/07/13 20:35:15

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

"Take me to your breeder."

21/07/13 20:25:20

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32675Tony Edwards

Tractor beam.

21/07/13 20:13:29

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

Stephen King's 'Creamcatcher'

21/07/13 21:26:45

 
Joe Vote score: 1621Joe

Close the door, it's Friesian outside

21/07/13 20:38:20

 
Mr Blonde Vote score: 19126Mr Blonde

Dairy-a 51.

21/07/13 20:33:05

 
Mr Blonde Vote score: 19126Mr Blonde

Moos Attacks.

21/07/13 20:30:46

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4682Lucky Elperro

"Bishop to Queen 4"

21/07/13 20:20:51

 
Mr Blonde Vote score: 19126Mr Blonde

"Meaty phone home."

21/07/13 20:08:46

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

The aliens needed to restock their farmacy.

21/07/13 21:35:30

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Milk float.

21/07/13 21:03:27

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Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

U Heifer O

21/07/13 20:14:27

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

"It's the Milky bar Cud!"

21/07/13 20:12:09

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Next stop, the Milky Way.

21/07/13 20:11:23

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Yeah, and pigs might fly.

22/07/13 17:41:05

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11086Neil Mackenzie

Oh no. Price of Milk's going to go up.

22/07/13 11:14:31

 
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

"And all because the Lady loved Milk Tray"

21/07/13 23:12:01

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6213Greg Curtis

Bovine intervention.

21/07/13 22:56:29

 
Lex Luthor Vote score: 489Lex Luthor

I herd cows are being stolen by aliens

21/07/13 22:17:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32675Tony Edwards

Psycowkinesis.

21/07/13 21:04:57

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23098Ian Skelding

"Good choice Sir, may I recommend the vineyard next door for an excellent Rioja?"

21/07/13 20:46:11

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

The late great Mel Smith's 'Moo-rons from Outer Space'.

21/07/13 20:33:58

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Mel Smith was great but that film was terrible.  --Mr Blonde
Mr Blonde Vote score: 19126Mr Blonde

Mooin' Landing.

21/07/13 20:17:57

 
Ian Sanderson Vote score: 984Ian Sanderson

Cow pie in the Sky.

21/07/13 20:10:52

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

Alien Invasion begins as they start dropping Cud Missiles.

21/07/13 20:09:26

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7134Hercules Rockefeller

The steaks have been raised as UFOs make first contact with Earth.

21/07/13 20:06:31

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

Battery's not included.

21/07/13 20:00:07

 
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