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"This is my girlfriend. I love her just a Lidl. She Asda be the best girl Ive ever met. I couldnt think of anyone Nisa. I could look into her eyes Aldi. Shes always in a hurry though. Im forever saying Waitrose. But shes usually Co-operative. Were
"This is my girlfriend. I love her just a Lidl. She Asda be the best girl Ive ever met. I couldnt think of anyone Nisa. I could look into her eyes Aldi. Shes always in a hurry though. Im forever saying Waitrose. But shes usually Co-operative. Were photo | portfolio
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Paul Woolley Vote score: 3319Paul Woolley

"This is my girlfriend. I love her just a Lidl. She Asda be the best girl I've ever met. I couldn't think of anyone Nisa. I could look into her eyes Aldi. She's always in a hurry though. I'm forever saying 'Waitrose'. But she's usually Co-operative. We're getting married soon. She's taking her girly friends on a hen weekend to a Spar and then we're having our honeymoon in Iceland."

10/09/13 19:06:52

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Is her maiden name Morrison? --Smuldo
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

"I'm hoping to take her up the Aisle later"

10/09/13 19:20:24

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I fancied going to Highbury to watch the match, and I asked my girlfriend if she wanted me to take her up the Arsenal.She slapped me across the face and stormed out. I'm guessing she must be a Tottenham fan. --Paul Woolley
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3319Paul Woolley

"Sorry mate, I didn't realise I'd picked a ginger one. I've kept the receipt..."

10/09/13 19:32:35

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5143Paul Reeve

Tom took his own bag to the supermarket

10/09/13 19:09:04

 
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

"Unexpected Item in the Bagging Area"

10/09/13 19:20:51

 
Brian  Malco Vote score: 2445Brian Malco

You have to admire her determination to not get left on the shelf

10/09/13 19:00:31

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

Trolley Dolly.

10/09/13 19:01:13

 
mike robb Vote score: 514mike robb

"Why do I always have to pick the wobbly ones?"

10/09/13 21:32:11

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19944John Llamas

Picked up a 'bag for life'.

10/09/13 19:28:10

 
Tony Busby Vote score: 2068Tony Busby

They'd only been married 6 months and Jan was already sick of being pushed about.

10/09/13 19:17:49

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

Rio unveil their top of the range equipment for the 2016 Paralympics.

10/09/13 19:03:35

 
mike robb Vote score: 514mike robb

Jannet's street porters

10/09/13 19:51:25

 
mike robb Vote score: 514mike robb

"The crutches were really cheap, so we threw Jan down the stairs"

10/09/13 19:47:14

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 37420Cath Jones

For those who can't get an Ambulance, there's always a Pound Stretcher.

10/09/13 19:01:19

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3319Paul Woolley

"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is mother-in-law shopping trolley crash test!"

10/09/13 19:00:55

 
Roley Martin Vote score: 1863Roley Martin

Jake loved a pushy woman

11/09/13 5:52:16

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9537Neil Mackenzie

It's amazing the number of eccentric People you come across insanesbury's

10/09/13 21:52:51

 
David Devine Vote score: 1725David Devine

This is no ordinary tart in the cart, this is an M&S tart in the cart

10/09/13 21:00:08

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19944John Llamas

We popped into Tesco and picked up everything we need for that spit roast at the weekend.

10/09/13 19:46:22

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3926Lucky Elperro

Phil the pimp, now does home delivery.

10/09/13 19:44:22

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5936Hercules Rockefeller

Cart Blanche

10/09/13 19:00:28

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22333Michael Winner

Louisa May Alcott's 'Lidl Women'.

10/09/13 19:00:09

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 37420Cath Jones

A pain in the Assda.

10/09/13 19:00:06

 
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