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Dot Old	Lovebird 22/12/23 12:02:13, edited: 22/12/23 12:12:44	1 14

Ian Skelding	Disorient Express 22/12/23 8:07:30	14

Stephen Bean	"My period's really heavy. Do you think anyone will notice?" 21/12/23 12:31:05	1 14
"Dear, calm down you're going all Pride and Prejudice on me""Pride and Prejudice?""Period drama" --Glyn Evans
Dan Nicholls	It was an unusual way to forecast the weather, but she hadn't been wrong yet. Today was looking very cold. 18/12/23 12:01:47, edited: 18/12/23 12:02:20	14

Scrijjy Doo	Domestic Cat 14/12/23 20:02:37	14

The Wolf	"I'm not going out to the pub with you looking like that, Dave. Change your shirt." 08/12/23 20:15:40	14

Dave Bryan	''Take a letter, Miss Smith.'' ''Yes, Sir.'' ''Dear Santa.......................'' 08/12/23 12:51:39	14

The Wolf	lol A reading from a rectal thermometer can be pretty scary after you've eaten a Vindaloo. 30/11/23 12:10:56	14

Mr Dome	lol Heads will roll 29/11/23 9:04:15	14

Stephen Bean	The Empire Strokes Back 27/11/23 8:38:54	14

Brian Butterfield	The suspense is keeping him alive. 21/11/23 12:13:56	14

Tony S	The wedding was amazing 12/11/23 12:02:15	1 14
Was the bride named Grace? --John Glover
Mark England	For a sitting Tennant? 10/11/23 12:02:54	1 14

Al Overy	I like beer with body. 07/11/23 20:02:53	14

Stephen Bean	Altar ego 06/11/23 12:09:10	14

Tony S	Can't beat November the 5th a bonfire with a hotdog. 05/11/23 20:12:54	14

Boycie	His spark is worse than his bite 05/11/23 20:01:02	14

Tony S	"Hurry up it's your move." ""I can't go." 03/11/23 20:04:21	14

Hercules Rockefeller	Drill sergeant 02/11/23 8:10:21	14

Karyn Harrison	Fruit machine 31/10/23 12:36:07	14

Brian Butterfield	"It's wrong on so many levels" 29/10/23 12:00:59	14

Brian Butterfield	"Ever wondered where oat milk comes from?" 26/10/23 19:01:00	1 14
Dressed to express. --Karyn Harrison
C CaMel	lol The most annoying thing at the beach, and some gulls. 26/10/23 11:03:57	14

The Wolf	VietNan 25/10/23 7:08:03	14

Stephen Bean	"When you said you'd knit me a tank top..." 25/10/23 7:01:23	14

The Wolf	"Sorry I'm late. It took me a while to get through the tube ticket barrier." 24/10/23 19:16:26	14

Hercules Rockefeller	Batador 22/10/23 7:00:26	14

Karen McDonald	Spunk Rockers. 20/10/23 19:04:55	14

Stephen Bean	Wife of Pie 19/10/23 19:32:12	14

Al Overy	She's a keeper. 18/10/23 7:01:02	14

Dave Bryan	Ideal for finger food 17/10/23 7:01:32	14

Ben Samuel	This caused a big stir in the town 14/10/23 19:27:16	14

James Lennox	lol Oh for God's sake, not another photo of an old lady carrying an umbrella while riding a skateboard! 13/10/23 7:01:09	2 14
Yes, make it the norm. It could be the norm. Please...I could advertise for more photos of old ladies carrying umbrellas riding skateboards.However I could be mistaken for a pervert so I'd better put a NOT A PERVERT disclaimer --Glyn Evans
The Wolf	"We're the coolest and most popular Dungeons & Dragons team in Whitby." 06/10/23 11:12:18	14

The Wolf	lol "Bloody 'ell, Dave, It's everywhere. The next time you have a day at home to yourself can you please use a tissue?" 05/10/23 11:17:05	14

Brian Butterfield	Cannibal exclaims: "If those are real body parts, I'll eat my hat!" 04/10/23 11:05:59	14

Vivvy En	"I think you were a brilliant Prime Minister, Liz." "Thanks, Mum." 22/09/23 9:21:53	14

Hercules Rockefeller	"If that doesn't kill the lice, then nothing will." 20/09/23 7:04:56	14

Dan Nicholls	Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's gasoline. 20/09/23 7:03:18	14

Scrijjy Doo	lol "Very funny, guys. Now put the ladder back." 19/09/23 19:17:48	14

James Lennox	"Excellent, Mr. Smith, your elbow is healing well. You can pass me my clothes back now." 18/09/23 19:33:44, edited: 18/09/23 19:35:26	14

Ben Samuel	We aim 2 pees 18/09/23 11:12:08	14

Vanessa the Guesser	"I say, where do you think you're going with that pin?" 07/09/23 19:10:57	14

Vivvy En	Would-be suitors should see how many loyalty points she has 07/09/23 11:54:31	14

Vanessa the Guesser	Gnarley-Davidson 06/09/23 11:00:46	14

John Harrison	"Do you want cries with that?" 05/09/23 7:04:26	1 14
And a large choke? --Karen McDonald
James Lennox	"Excuse me, miss, I'm the caption.me photographer. Could you move aside so I can take a picture of that cat?" 02/09/23 7:11:13	14

KT A	Much better than German sausages... they're the wurst 01/09/23 11:33:48	14

Karyn Harrison	Bed & Breakfast 31/08/23 7:29:00	4 14
Thank you James. :) And your vote too was much appreciated. --Karyn Harrison
Vanessa the Guesser	"Hmm.. I'd say there's about 200 trees." "Is that a Conservative guess?" 29/08/23 19:11:23	14

Dave Bryan	clever High pressure job 29/08/23 7:13:15	14

Stephen Bean	He needs a bigger bang for his buck. 24/08/23 19:03:37, edited: 24/08/23 19:04:21	14

Vivvy En	"At night, if we're really quiet we can hear the moths coughing." 23/08/23 7:27:46	14

Vanessa the Guesser	My other vehicle's a dump truck. 19/08/23 19:05:29	14

Nigel Marshall	clever I didn’t even know TV’s had a shelf life! 13/08/23 12:44:30	14

Karen McDonald	Due to a recent spate of art thefts, the gallery has decided to install a couple of bouncers. 12/08/23 11:43:10	14

Scrijjy Doo	Holy Mackerel! 11/08/23 19:01:23	14

Dave Bryan	Some of her joeys needed more encouragement than others to leave the pouch. 10/08/23 19:09:56	14

James Lennox	lol Not another cat picture. 09/08/23 19:19:52	14

C CaMel	Mr Davies, thank you for providing the stool sample, please pop in to see us ASAP. 07/08/23 12:30:51	1 14
Stool sample, HA HA! I have worked in the doctor' office for years and have not encountered anything like this... HA HA!WHAT do you people eat? --Kathleen Ralph
Mr Dome	As I approached, he wound down the window, stuck out his hand and gave me the VW sign 05/08/23 7:11:03, edited: 05/08/23 8:51:51	1 14

Stephen Bean	They had a frosty reception. 31/07/23 7:03:17	14

Stephen Bean	Paradise Frost 31/07/23 7:00:22	14

alexandra ball	Oh Dave, you're back early! 29/07/23 11:00:34	14

Dave Bryan	''Maybe we shouldn't have all got the same ring tone.'' 26/07/23 20:13:53	14

Phil Swan	“Any update on when the plumber is coming to fix the toilet?” 25/07/23 11:41:53	14

Mark England	The Highlands 23/07/23 11:02:08	14

Phil Swan	Meating place 21/07/23 7:03:54	14

Julia Kinsey	He looks like someone with low morels 19/07/23 11:32:13	14

Stephen Bean	Slurping with the Enemy 18/07/23 7:06:59	14

Al Overy	Reptiles 15/07/23 19:04:50	14

Stephen Bean	"I was a little surprised when I arrived at the Flat Earth Society's table tennis championships." 14/07/23 7:05:26	8 14
I admire Flat Earthers as they've never used violence to enforce their point. Is it because their argument simply falls flat? 😄 --Glyn Evans
Greg Curtis	"Can I have a piece of that?..." 13/07/23 12:31:08, edited: 13/07/23 12:31:49	14

Karen McDonald	"Stop playing tricks on your Nan. You know that's not a metal detector." 13/07/23 7:45:36	14

Vanessa the Guesser	I heard he won the lottery, but frittered it all away. 12/07/23 7:06:13	14

Hercules Rockefeller	The Fast Supper 08/07/23 7:55:22	14

Ian Skelding	creative “Sorry, we don’t take Papal.” 08/07/23 7:07:10	14

Chris Keegan	creative I ended up dreading parents day at school. 06/07/23 11:19:45	14

Ian Skelding	“She’s behind you.” 05/07/23 19:15:13	14

James Lennox	"Ok, Dave, I'll move them. Just stop peeing on my arm." 04/07/23 19:01:46	2 14

Vanessa the Guesser	These have got holes in, but luckily they come in a Tupac. 04/07/23 7:02:29	14

Dave Bryan	lol WINTER OLYMPICS After another predictable failure, questions have been asked about training routine of the British Bobsleigh Team. 02/07/23 7:11:12	14

Paul Gledhill	Let sleeping dogs fly. 01/07/23 11:17:21	14

Greg Curtis	"Let me put it this way, Jerry: It's time for that final album." 28/06/23 11:23:43, edited: 29/06/23 22:26:57	14

Karen McDonald	Dave's wife made him sleep in the bath because his snorkling kept her awake all night. 23/06/23 11:05:03	14

Nigel Marshall	What a charming pic 22/06/23 7:07:41	14

Al Overy	That's pour design. 20/06/23 19:00:55	14

Stephen Bean	Sadly Alvin never saw the Pérignon falcon. 16/06/23 11:14:10	14

James Lennox	"Take that off, Dave, you look like a foal." 11/06/23 19:34:40	14

M Clarkie	You can never be too prepared for prison and the communal showers. 11/06/23 11:18:23, edited: 11/06/23 11:18:31	1 14
I don't think he's prepared enough, surely he should be carrying condoms? --Glyn Evans
Dave Bryan	''Jake thought it was very unfair. Every Saturday morning his friends played football while he got dragged round the supermarket.'' 10/06/23 7:09:32, edited: 10/06/23 7:23:12	14

C CaMel	“Did you develop any skills during lockdown Sharon?” 06/06/23 11:09:10	14

C CaMel	clever The Carpenters Course, we’ve only just begun… 28/05/23 20:47:00	14

John Harrison	lol Should’ve gone to Downing Street 25/05/23 19:00:20	14

Tony S	Match of the grey. 21/05/23 7:16:26	14

C CaMel	Nigel fell off his bike on the way home and created a huge jam. 20/05/23 11:33:55	14

Dan Nicholls	"Use the forks Luke" 16/05/23 20:02:33	14

Paul Hair	Rage Against the Latrine 16/05/23 11:08:49	14

Scrijjy Doo	CHOMP! SLURP! SMACK! 15/05/23 11:15:31, edited: 15/05/23 11:16:18	14

John Harrison	When you've parked too far from the pump and are determined to make it reach. 14/05/23 7:04:08	14

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