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David Devine Vote score: 1725David Devine

Cleesethorpes

13/09/12 11:00:49

Mark England Vote score: 24078Mark England

Beat it juice

11/09/12 7:01:45

Mark Cowling Vote score: 3057Mark Cowling

1 room apt, London. Central location, cosy. £850 pcm.

01/09/12 10:14:42

Ron  Allan Vote score: 5548Ron Allan

Though only a head, Craig was overjoyed when they picked him for the Paralympics...though it was only as a spare ball in the Beach Volleyball.

30/08/12 7:02:46

Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

You can't beat a coffee and a Danish.

27/08/12 15:31:01

F Mackay Vote score: 24530F Mackay

"This is your captain leaking."

24/08/12 11:35:48

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

A near myth

22/08/12 11:06:19

Guido van der Velden Vote score: 2412Guido van der Velden

The Iranian athlete who dissapointedly finished last in the steeplechase, was given an incentive to save his country's honor at the Paralympics.

21/08/12 19:01:20

Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

Prince Fill up.

21/08/12 11:00:15

Mark England Vote score: 24078Mark England

Lee King. Water pistol repairs.

20/08/12 7:04:29

Guido van der Velden Vote score: 2412Guido van der Velden

Hundreds of desperate unemployed EU refugees undertake a long and hazardous journey across the mediterranean in hope of a better future in Africa.

16/08/12 10:03:31

Spud Gunn Vote score: 1595Spud Gunn

And here's our Graham with a quick reminder...

13/08/12 10:13:20

F Mackay Vote score: 24530F Mackay

The boys enjoyed a bit of bras rubbing.

11/08/12 13:47:41

Rick Haswell-Cohen Vote score: 93Rick Haswell-Cohen

♫ Is this the way to Amour Pillow ♫

07/08/12 19:38:22

F Mackay Vote score: 24530F Mackay

Two more banks go under.

04/08/12 10:06:18

David Devine Vote score: 1725David Devine

Enter Barcode

31/07/12 10:02:03

John  Glover Vote score: 23223John Glover

"Pasta la vista baby!"

28/07/12 11:58:46

John  Glover Vote score: 23223John Glover

"Remember, don't speak at the border crossing Dad, just smile and do as I do."

27/07/12 10:47:40

Ken Stapleton Vote score: 1589Ken Stapleton

Cops and slobbers

21/07/12 10:25:36

F Mackay Vote score: 24530F Mackay

Olympic shot putter bemoans Heathrow baggage mix-up.

20/07/12 10:07:50

Linda D Vote score: 1085Linda D

Bite thize.

17/07/12 19:00:56

Oli Blackwell Vote score: 834Oli Blackwell

Randicapped

13/07/12 19:13:09

Christopher Harris Vote score: 155Christopher Harris

Pump my ride

13/07/12 19:06:34

Shandonbelle Vote score: 2755Shandonbelle

Spirit In The Skype.

07/07/12 19:03:52

Lisa Nelson Vote score: 1100Lisa Nelson

JewTube

07/07/12 19:03:42

Julie Vote score: 310Julie

In the middle of no-wear

06/07/12 10:10:14

Linda D Vote score: 1085Linda D

Ooh Terry, you've really come out of your shell.

05/07/12 10:00:57

Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

'And simply serve on Tectonic Plates'

03/07/12 10:19:44

Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6766Tosser Wivlov

£100

Staff were told to prepare themselves  in case the company went into liquidation.

28/06/12 10:46:47

Lisa Nelson Vote score: 1100Lisa Nelson

The oldest swinger in town.

24/06/12 19:55:09

Ron  Allan Vote score: 5548Ron Allan

Transmitt

24/06/12 10:02:39

Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

Step Bladder.

19/06/12 19:00:30

Linda D Vote score: 1085Linda D

Jack knew from an early age his brother was the favourite.

18/06/12 19:00:44

Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 2997Lee Hauxwell

It's Wife Jim, but not as we know it.

17/06/12 10:00:49

Mr. Toad Vote score: 2088Mr. Toad

My Grandad still drove at eighty, but in a thirty zone.

12/06/12 19:14:57

F Mackay Vote score: 24530F Mackay

Production line for Heather Mills' spares.

07/06/12 19:09:40

Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

"But before you choose....Here's our Graham with a quick reminder."

04/06/12 20:19:53

Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 2997Lee Hauxwell

Got anything cheaper?
This one's two deer

01/06/12 10:03:38

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

Esther had no problems achieving her 'miserable little shit badge'

24/05/12 19:05:49

Ian Searle Vote score: 3155Ian Searle

Police were combing the area for him.

23/05/12 11:59:52

Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

The Fast And The Furriest.

21/05/12 19:01:05

Pablo Cabello Vote score: 4604Pablo Cabello

Bearton Senna.

21/05/12 19:00:18

Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2808Michael Monkhouse

Ah the lakes, the mountains, the paths... Sorry, I'm rambling.

19/05/12 10:20:40

Lyarna Manley Vote score: 558Lyarna Manley

"Paddy...when I asked for a sign that was 4 feet high I wasn't expecting this!"

17/05/12 10:00:11

Paul Woolley Vote score: 3440Paul Woolley

Living the dream: Sat in a jacuzzi with a bird on his cock.

15/05/12 19:04:38

Mr. Toad Vote score: 2088Mr. Toad

And I thought it was Red Bull that gave you wings.

12/05/12 10:00:58

F Mackay Vote score: 24530F Mackay

Metal-lica.

10/05/12 10:19:09

Tony Edwards Vote score: 42619Tony Edwards

He wants directions to Canary Wharf.

09/05/12 19:02:33

Roley Martin Vote score: 1864Roley Martin

Elvis Castella

07/05/12 19:01:05

Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

"Well, you'll just keep going on about your tax payments until you're... Oh."

06/05/12 19:03:08

F Mackay Vote score: 24530F Mackay

Although she'd mastered the deep voice, Jane's secret was given away by the dangling tampon string.

02/05/12 19:36:17

Steve  Fosbraey Vote score: 1682Steve Fosbraey

I asked these guys for directions... But I couldn't get a straight answer out of them.

30/04/12 10:01:07

Pablo Cabello Vote score: 4604Pablo Cabello

Blend in the clowns.

26/04/12 19:43:34

Tony Edwards Vote score: 42619Tony Edwards

Log Warmers.

13/04/12 19:01:55

Paul Woolley Vote score: 3440Paul Woolley

After years of going "low energy", Phil switched back to a 100 watt bulb.

12/04/12 20:05:17

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

I came looking for Pluto not Uranus

20/03/12 20:21:01

Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

Every Sunday the wife does a car boot tale.

19/03/12 20:00:31

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

Don't worry we'll stop pulling bits out once the buzzer sounds

17/03/12 20:01:44

Mr. Toad Vote score: 2088Mr. Toad

Redundancies mean he’s the only worker left at the plant.

06/03/12 11:07:02

Shandonbelle Vote score: 2755Shandonbelle

S & wich

19/01/12 11:03:56

Pablo Cabello Vote score: 4604Pablo Cabello

Old Skull Reunion.

18/01/12 11:04:55

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 16356Hercules Rockefeller

"I came, I saw, I Concorde."

12/01/12 20:31:21

Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

Mate Tricks.

06/01/12 11:43:01

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 16356Hercules Rockefeller

Catch Her In The Rye

05/01/12 11:01:11

Steve  Fosbraey Vote score: 1682Steve Fosbraey

Mother and baby are both in a stable condition.

23/12/11 20:48:49

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

Tell meow this happened.

18/12/11 22:14:57

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

He's from the Isle of Man

09/12/11 11:25:52

Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6766Tosser Wivlov

Whenever he sat down his drink went flat.

18/11/11 20:03:18

Rob Falconer Vote score: 3359Rob Falconer

A pane in the arse

10/11/11 12:27:09

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

Warning...May contain nuts.

07/11/11 20:15:43

Ethelia Fotherington-Smythe Vote score: 2744Ethelia Fotherington-Smythe

"Anything you spray may be taken down and used as evidence against you."

31/10/11 11:00:11

I Grade Dice Vote score: 138I Grade Dice

She chose the parachute... he chose the rucksack.

26/10/11 19:03:43

Steve  Fosbraey Vote score: 1682Steve Fosbraey

The crowd turn ugly at the Superbowl.

25/10/11 10:02:03

Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

The tranny's in for a service.

23/10/11 19:01:58

Mr. Toad Vote score: 2088Mr. Toad

“The map said Piccadilly Circus.”

21/10/11 10:03:55

Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

Cyclone.

10/10/11 10:13:38

Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

Squashages

08/10/11 12:15:25

Steve Hann Vote score: 1082Steve Hann

Alan finally came out of the closet.

29/09/11 10:00:17

Grant Amey Vote score: 433Grant Amey

Cinderfella

11/09/11 14:02:05

Rob Falconer Vote score: 3359Rob Falconer

Why not see a shrink? ...

03/09/11 10:25:34

Shandonbelle Vote score: 2755Shandonbelle

Phil in the blanks

28/08/11 10:01:06

Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Thunderbirds

13/10/14 20:38:47

Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

Milk of Amnesia

11/10/14 19:00:07

AXE Vote score: 3691AXE

'Sorry I'm late with your delivery, there was a big hold up on the duel carriageway'

06/10/14 19:14:37

Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

'Police have announced the discovery of a body in their search for Dave Phillips, missing Human Cannonball.'

05/10/14 11:22:49

Mark England Vote score: 24078Mark England

In cardboard city, the other tramps considered Bill a bit snobby

30/09/14 11:07:03

Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

"Well, there's your problem right there, mate- your oil tank is full of fish."

28/09/14 11:06:27

Shell fish? --John Glover
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Whipper snapper.

24/09/14 11:00:17

John  Glover Vote score: 23223John Glover

"Is mum still fast asleep? well open her bedroom door very quietly for me, would you please?"

23/09/14 11:29:40

Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

Scientists spot a slight flaw in their Invisibility Research program.

21/09/14 19:00:07

Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

Doreen is minted

17/09/14 11:00:22

AXE Vote score: 3691AXE

sinkronised swimming

16/09/14 7:00:05

Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

Marqueeing one's territory

11/09/14 19:00:40

Tony Edwards Vote score: 42619Tony Edwards

They look like they haven't got a scare in the world.

08/09/14 19:59:16

Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

"OK guys," said Jesus. "Which one of you has put LSD in the f*cking wine again?!"

08/09/14 7:00:06

I suppose that would stand for Last Supper Delusions... --Chris Moorhead
Leroy Brown Vote score: 8188Leroy Brown

This wasn't the first time David Banner had woken up to find he had wrecked his house.

06/09/14 7:04:57

Bill Bricksby. ;-) --Guideaux
Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

"For God's sake, will you give it a rest woman, you've been nit picking all bloody day!"

01/09/14 19:01:00

Cath Jones Vote score: 38816Cath Jones

Bush Fire.

31/08/14 19:00:06

Doh Nutter Vote score: 24530Doh Nutter

The old building was deserted.

27/08/14 19:00:08

Chris Moorhead Vote score: 1564Chris Moorhead

Her chances of survival were necks to nothing.

26/08/14 11:06:47

With all due respect to anon, I prefer it as it is. --Doh Nutter
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