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Michael Winner	creative clever The Henry Ford colour chart. 08/01/15 20:04:40	1 16
Dark and ride. --John Glover
Tony Edwards	Jewrassic Park. 25/12/14 8:22:41	16

Magic Pebble	clever x2 BAR Melon Melon BAR 18/11/14 20:00:17	16

John Llamas	"I used to be a Hell's Angel but that's all behind me now." 11/11/14 21:38:47	16

Cath Jones	clever Urine for the ride of your life 26/10/14 20:00:59	16

John Llamas	lol "No love, I said I want to look at a Hospice" 26/10/14 20:00:22	16

Tracy Davidson	clever "Bloody dog. Why couldn't it dig in someone else's garden?" complained Fred West. 26/10/14 13:18:09	1 16
That was my favourite ever episode of Scooby Doo. --Michael Winner
Cath Jones	creative "I can also perform a pirou-wet" 21/10/14 7:19:23	16

Tony Edwards	Funnel vision. 17/10/14 11:14:20	16

Cath Jones	They look like a hedonistic bunch of guys 16/10/14 10:35:31	16

Chris Moorhead	Lester Piggout 15/10/14 11:00:10	16

AXE	I love a riveting ghost story 15/10/14 7:12:10	16

Pete	Buggy Malone. 14/10/14 11:07:59	16

AXE	Limp posts 11/10/14 11:00:06	1 16
That's cos they're drunk and they can't find their way Ohm --Tiny Alien
Michael Winner	"Damn, we were close that time. Ok lads, let's try that tortoise pyramid again"¦" 14/09/14 7:01:16	16

Zac Kramer	clever We need to get the window fixed... a knob's fallen off and I can see some cracks in the glass 10/09/14 19:35:36	16

Pete	clever "If you'd like more time, I can bring the dinner menu." 04/09/14 15:10:52	1 16
Sounds like a Basil Fawlty line - love it! --Tony Busby
Chris Moorhead	lol "Somme thing for the weekend, sir?" 03/09/14 22:03:16	16

Ian Skelding	Head butt 02/09/14 7:05:21	6 16
I assume the title is on the 'upcoming' photo, if like myself, the captioneer doesn't look at them, then how are you supposed to know? --John Glover
Pete	lol Up to then, our holiday had gone without a Hitchcock. 30/08/14 19:01:13	16

Doh Nutter	creative clever Gary turned straight to the troubleshooting section of Isaac Newton's book. 29/08/14 11:54:33	1 16
Haha, brilliant! I can just imagine- 'page 667: what to do if the gravity turns off." --Michael Winner
Ron Allan	Barry and the lads all agreed..it was so much easier than flying South 18/08/14 19:51:47	16

Mark England	Shock waves 15/08/14 11:00:36	16

Michael Winner	lol creative "I had my doubts, but you were right", screamed Dave- 'this is the best funeral ever!" 02/08/14 11:07:10	16

Zac Kramer	Nuts and volts 01/08/14 11:03:04	16

Mark England	lol x2 Meanwhile at the home for blind orphans.... "Sir, there's nothing coming out" "Must be an airlock. Keep sucking son, keep sucking" 01/08/14 7:08:35	16

Doh Nutter	lol "C'mon Lance let's go. It's not a line of cocaine." 29/07/14 11:16:50	16

Michael Winner	creative Woolly Jumpers. 24/07/14 7:01:33	16

Doh Nutter	"Throw it back, it's just a toddler." 23/07/14 20:26:08	16

Chris Moorhead	lol "Grandpa, what's a 69?" asked Jimmy after overhearing one of the swimmers' propositions. "Oh, it's one of these but without the flake." 20/07/14 7:23:17	16

Tosser Wivlov	I guess it'll soon be time to wave you goodbye. 16/07/14 11:34:21	16

Cath Jones	Hind sight would be a wonderful thing. 09/07/14 11:05:44	16

Smuldo	Captain Pug Wash. 07/07/14 19:00:21	16

Paul Reeve	"Yeah my new camera is fantastic it's even got knight vision on it." 02/07/14 19:12:42	16

Boycie	I never knew that Normans used canons. 02/07/14 19:00:45	16

Tony Edwards	Confessions of a Window Cleaner. 02/07/14 7:55:24	16

Pete	"Can I take the girl on the right with 90% off." 01/07/14 7:01:17	16

Michael Winner	People are always surprised to find out that Google Earth is just this guy on a big ladder. 29/06/14 11:36:44	16

John Glover	No point in trying to butter him up, he prefers Marge. 21/06/14 19:28:58	16

Michael Winner	creative Once a Guantanamo Bay inmate, always a Guantanamo Bay inmate. 15/06/14 7:25:43	16

Zac Kramer	It's going to be a record crop 12/06/14 11:05:48	1 16
Top of the crops. --John Glover
Michael Winner	creative x2 Even as children they would rehearse the act that would eventually make them famous as 'Madness'. 03/06/14 19:01:49	16

John Glover	After her massive Lottery win, gran had a message for all her relatives who suddenly decided to visit her after years of absence." 01/06/14 11:12:00	16

Michael Winner	"Dave, we need to talk- that's the fifteenth pizza that's disappeared before delivery this week." 28/05/14 19:08:40	16

John Glover	Lucy wouldn't use a note pad, she prefered her face book. 25/05/14 11:33:06	16

Doh Nutter	creative "....As I was saying, the teeth whitening went very well. What do you lot think?" 21/05/14 8:51:58	16

Pete	creative "The bastard is still standing, Coleen. Throw another one and knock the rest of his teeth out." 20/05/14 20:43:07	2 16
Looks like a 7 10 split --Boycie
Tony Edwards	Carry Grant. 20/05/14 7:03:26	16

Zac Kramer	creative x2 ' An Inn Spectre Calls ' 02/05/14 11:12:15	16

Zac Kramer	Windowlean 29/04/14 7:14:00	16

Tosser Wivlov	creative Stan was telling one of his cornea jokes. 25/04/14 20:52:14	16

Tony Edwards	"Don't put all your eggs in one casket." 24/04/14 12:03:52	16

Mark England	It was often said that Chris looked a lot like his mummy 20/04/14 7:05:37	16

Steve Wright	Swollen joints 15/04/14 19:07:21	16

Doh Nutter	Harry looks wrought with gilt. 14/04/14 11:44:04	16

Michael Winner	Dave was a bit of a loose Canon. 13/04/14 19:00:06	16

Mark England	Colin loved vegetables. Especially leeks, which was a big plus 10/04/14 19:41:39	16

Mark England	creative "and the main hazard for the Yellow Caterpillar is being attacked by Soldier Ants" 06/04/14 19:38:23	16

Cath Jones	lol creative Silicone in plant. 05/04/14 19:00:40	2 16
Sorry to write this on your caption author but I presume that the last comment, albeit anonymous, was directed at me. I would have given a nod had I had enough time for reading captions and in those circumstances would not have used the idea but p... --John Llamas
Smuldo	"...and then i joined a band called the Small Faeces..." 05/04/14 7:01:07	16

Tracy Davidson	I don't know whether to eat it or wear it to Ascot. 22/03/14 12:11:28	1 16
I'll eat my hat. --Michael Monkhouse
John Llamas	creative Having been caught pedalling again, this time Maria was given a longer sentence 13/03/14 20:22:54	16

John Llamas	A pot belly would be useful at this point 05/03/14 12:02:57	16

Mark England	lol Alas, his mother never fully recovered from giving birth to a six foot, fifteen stone, fully clothed baby. 03/03/14 12:05:44	1 16
the banner must have hurt a bit also. --Lucky Elperro
Tracey Sarge	Sometimes you have to look at the beggar picture. 02/03/14 12:05:05	16

Michael Winner	As you can see, there's quite a queue at feeding time. 01/03/14 8:01:18	16

John Llamas	The hat and cape were reviewed as 'cheap looking and unconvincing' - ( Witch Magazine ) 27/02/14 12:02:52	16

Hercules Rockefeller	"I had fun once. It was awful." 22/02/14 20:26:25	16

Brian Malco	always check the smell-by date 19/02/14 12:01:52	16

Steve Hann	A trip round the penisular 18/02/14 8:01:10	16

John Llamas	"I am not turning around until I get those f**king drums back" 11/02/14 12:11:43	16

Pete	creative Bugs found inside MI5 compound. 11/02/14 9:00:39	16

Zac Kramer	creative A lot of fuzz about nothing 05/02/14 22:02:05	16

John Llamas	Caption.me apologises for delays in seeing some pictures due to the Golf coverage 30/01/14 8:11:10	1 16
As a golfer I was about to suggest cricket coverage when the penny finally dropped.....Excellent caption. --Ian Mclaren
Andrea Ivey	snow patrol 29/01/14 8:51:36	16

Smuldo	Tomato Concentrate. 21/01/14 20:12:02	16

John Llamas	lol "Abandon Shit!" 17/01/14 12:45:17	16

Tony Edwards	"Good Lordi! Is it time for the Eurovision Song Contest already?" 17/01/14 8:03:33	16

Tracy Davidson	That's a nasty head wound. I've got some cream for that. 29/12/13 8:21:03	16

Neil Mackenzie	Wait till her Father finds out she is seeing a Coloured Gentleman. 22/12/13 12:19:10	16

Tony Edwards	creative Filly Graham. 23/11/13 12:50:21	16

Tracy Davidson	lol "It's no use. I can't do it with that David Attenborough watching." 15/11/13 9:26:03	16

Tracy Davidson	lol x2 "When I asked you to wear smart jackets..." 10/11/13 20:09:58	4 16
Great caption! I gave you a LOL SUPER VOTE for this.For some reason my name and the vote has not registered, so it may be worth letting Chris Beach know there is an issue hereand perhaps he has a way of adding the votes to your s... --Zac Kramer
Cath Jones	"Ooh!, ooh!, Ahh!, ooh!, ooh! 03/11/13 12:00:52	4 16
As they say in gloucestershire "Ooh Ahh, you are right Michael." --John Glover
John Llamas	50% off all bikes at Halfords. 25/10/13 11:16:18	16

mike robb	Self assembly chippendale with drawers. 18/10/13 15:39:29	3 16
Clever caption. Was it a tallboy? --John Glover
Brian Malco	lol 'wow, at last a funfair that has decent hoopla prizes!' 27/09/13 11:00:05	16

Mark England	lol creative " I can see ya cowering behind the steering wheel. Come out Matthews, you murdering bastard" 25/09/13 11:20:26	5 16
If you had watched your family live their lives in cramped conditions and forced to over eat only to be carried out naked, headless and covered in cling film you could be excused a little colourful language --John Llamas
Chris Halliwell	🎵When the moon hits your eye Like a big-a pizza pie That's A Moray.🎵 24/08/13 11:02:39	16

Lee Hauxwell	creative ... an the award for Gynecologist of the year goes to... 23/08/13 11:16:55	16

Smuldo	"Mammary Mia." 22/08/13 11:54:14	16

Zac Kramer	lol (__!__) 05/08/13 7:41:57	16

Michael Winner	"Aw, crap- it's August, I must have overslept." 24/07/13 7:36:26	16

Hercules Rockefeller	"Put that back! You know I'm lactose intolerant!" 21/07/13 19:12:23	16

William Kay	lol Chad the Canadian Mountie had taken the dating show "˜Take Me Out' a little too literally. 22/06/13 12:27:18	16

Ian Mclaren	It's abattoir day tomorrow girls,want to buy one of my nine lives. 17/06/13 11:10:26	1 16
Girls? They're cows ... hehe(unless you are from Hull in which case "Girls? They're supermodels ... hehe") --Spud Gunn
Tony Edwards	Pumping Zion. 16/06/13 7:05:24	16

Mr Blonde	Vlad the Impala. 15/06/13 19:03:28	16

John Llamas	creative Uncle Brian had been there for 3 hours reading the suspiciously large book since we put the Viagra in his breakfast. 14/06/13 11:38:25	16

Mark England	creative "These magic mushrooms aren't any good. Let's ask this giant worm if he knows where we can get any" 11/06/13 12:31:11	16

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